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Weighted Vest Fag.
- Thread starter ChefWide
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Oh how the lord has bestowed upon me a future so filled with promise, so overflowing is my cup that I can do naught but raise my hands on high and sing the praises of the king of kings.
I will tread lightly until the appointed hour, stirring neither man nor beast from childs slumber, then with a wave of my hand will I unleash a conflagration so cruel, so malevolent, that the very foundations of all that men hold true will crumble as I pass. The maelstrom I conjur from beyond the voices of hope or reason will lay low the mighty pillars and split the pages from time immemorial in the shattered glass of rolling brimstone.
Beware the Smoove, crusher of hopes, render of worlds.
Yes, it has finally come to pass that The Vest has accepted my gift of a wee training session at the gym.
Tomorrow.
It's leg day.
A hush falls over the eastern front....
I will tread lightly until the appointed hour, stirring neither man nor beast from childs slumber, then with a wave of my hand will I unleash a conflagration so cruel, so malevolent, that the very foundations of all that men hold true will crumble as I pass. The maelstrom I conjur from beyond the voices of hope or reason will lay low the mighty pillars and split the pages from time immemorial in the shattered glass of rolling brimstone.
Beware the Smoove, crusher of hopes, render of worlds.
Yes, it has finally come to pass that The Vest has accepted my gift of a wee training session at the gym.
Tomorrow.
It's leg day.
A hush falls over the eastern front....
majutsu
Well-known member
Why isn't this on the best of elite yet? The image of a metrofag confusedly staring in awe at the koran and box cutter in his hartman carry-on as he's hauled off by patriot act goons . . . Having to be signaled to answer his phone . . . The shakes, the hair flip, the vest . . . THE HORROR ... THE HORROR ...
GoldenDelicious
New member
y'all can laugh, i want one of those vests. where do you buy them?
notice how fat guys all have huge calves? hmmmmmmm
notice how fat guys all have huge calves? hmmmmmmm
GoldenDelicious
New member
ok just saw a picture of the vest. changed my mind. unless they come in silver with yellow pinstripes, theyre just too 
Robert Jan
New member
they could also be far less visible. The coat of mail we wear when we fight a sword duel in my frat is fucking heavy and would probably not be seen under clothing in winter.
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
onerepmaximum said:
Same here. I also used to have a weighted vest I would use for running. It went up to 30 lbs.
Wearing one all day is totally geigh though. So is replying to a post that is almost 4 years old.
what the fuck? no update?
vixensghost
New member
God I loved Chef....
Another one I miss 'round here.
Another one I miss 'round here.
Powerbuilder333
Timeout? No, timeouts are for Plats
Holy old thread Batman!!!
perryscoon
New member
onerepmaximum said:
When I was in the Marines I use to see guys running with flak jackets on on occasion. But to wear a weighted vest around the office just sounds ridiculous to me. I hardly think the extra calories burned are worth looking like a douche bag.
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WhistleBritches
Guest
lol
silverskyline
New member
onerepmaximum said:
Oh god you enjoyed runnin with a flack jacket! You must have been stationed some place like Hawaii, runnin with those fuckers on you up a mountain in Pendelton in 105 degree temps all you want to do it get that bitch off of you when your done and drenched!
But yes I'm sure it's doing something but I'd rather spend 2 mins high intensity on the tread after work before I go to the office lookin like I'm about to get an x-Ray at the dentist
silverskyline
New member
Lee said:
HAHAHAHAH OH MAN WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS THREAD BEFORE!
I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SO MUCH AT MY WORK RIGHT NOW I'M GETTING AN AB WORK OUT, JUST TELL HIM TO READ THIS THREAD AND LOOSE THE JACKET!
silverskyline
New member
Lee said:
Hahahaha oh my god I have to stop reading this at work I'm busting out laughing!
schutzhundk9
New member
I completely forgot about this thread....
And about a month ago I come home from work to find my wife watching Oprah who had Valerie Bertaneli on (Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife). Anyway they are talking about how she lost all this weight and she says that she and her new husband take long walks with weighted vests on and this is how she managed to lose some of her weight. Val goes on to say "yeah it tricks your body into thinking that you are still x weight and your body doesn't stop burning the calories it burned when you were heavier. (kind of makes sense I guess...)
So my wife turns to me and says - "Wow I think I'm going to get a weighted vest to walk the dogs with." (FYI: my wife is hot and doesn't need to lose any weight )
And I swear I turned to her and said "there is no way my wife is going to be the weighted vest fag of the neighborhood" and she stares at me with a blank look. and I just chuckle - "oh nevermind you wouldn't understand"...
And about a month ago I come home from work to find my wife watching Oprah who had Valerie Bertaneli on (Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife). Anyway they are talking about how she lost all this weight and she says that she and her new husband take long walks with weighted vests on and this is how she managed to lose some of her weight. Val goes on to say "yeah it tricks your body into thinking that you are still x weight and your body doesn't stop burning the calories it burned when you were heavier. (kind of makes sense I guess...)
So my wife turns to me and says - "Wow I think I'm going to get a weighted vest to walk the dogs with." (FYI: my wife is hot and doesn't need to lose any weight )
And I swear I turned to her and said "there is no way my wife is going to be the weighted vest fag of the neighborhood" and she stares at me with a blank look. and I just chuckle - "oh nevermind you wouldn't understand"...
silverskyline said:
this was funniest post lol:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/4012841-post75.html
