Watch Out When Doing Squats

[HULKSTER]

About a month ago, I was using Xenical to rid myself of about an extra 10lbs. of fat I couldn't get rid of. I was doing squats when I shit myself clean of this orange colored "shit", that was not actually shit, but unprocessed, fatty oils that the prescription Xenical flushed out of my system. I had to go to eprescribe.com to get my Xenical because my doc said that Xenical is for people with AT LEAST 25% BF. Fuck that, if I couldn't get my Xenical, I was prepared to use laxatives. I can't tell you bros how many fucking eggs I've eaten in the last year, and still this 10lbs. of fat wouldn't leave my gut. Now the fat is gone, and I didn't lose any muscle while using it.

 

[AAP]

You know something.... if I EVER encountered an ass like that... Man, I would just grab the nearest blunt object and just club that fool to death for pulling some stunt like that on me.


That has GOT to be a straight guy.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Shit happens.

 

[notoriousQQ]

omfg.

disgusting.

aap, you are wrong. only an asshole with walls and a anal sphincter in a weakend state from receiving many prostate poundings would explode like that.

 

[AAP]

Everybody is going to remember his ass.

 

[AAP]

Most gay men do not have weakened anal walls. Truth is... some actually pop back into virgin status 5 minutes after you take your dick out.


I mean, I have seen pics of marathon fisting weekends and nothing EVER looked as bad as that.

 

[cccp]

About a month ago, I was using Xenical to rid myself of about an extra 10lbs. of fat I couldn't get rid of. I was doing squats when I shit myself clean of this orange colored "shit", that was not actually shit, but unprocessed, fatty oils that the prescription Xenical flushed out of my system. I had to go to eprescribe.com to get my Xenical because my doc said that Xenical is for people with AT LEAST 25% BF. Fuck that, if I couldn't get my Xenical, I was prepared to use laxatives. I can't tell you bros how many fucking eggs I've eaten in the last year, and still this 10lbs. of fat wouldn't leave my gut. Now the fat is gone, and I didn't lose any muscle while using it.

WTF?

 

[AAP]

WTF?

LOL!