Warning labels

[digimon7068]

there's one on my wife's hairdryer that says not to use it in the bathtub. . .i submit that, if you need such a label, you're probably not gonna live a long and happy life anyway. . .

 

[nefertiti]

My hair dryer had a warning that said, "Warning: Do not use while sleeping"

 

[digimon7068]

My hair dryer had a warning that said, "Warning: Do not use while sleeping"

my wife actually has one of those labels. . .on her

 

[NEO1]

The scary part is that in order for there to be a warning, someone must have done it previously.

 

[AAP]

Was it posted here about the guy who wanted show his wife anal sex didn't hurt so he lubed up the end of a plunger and sat on it?

His foot slipped and he impaled himself on the plunger and off to the hospital he went. LOL.

Wonder if his wife had anal sex with him after that???LOL.

That would make a great warning label.

I thought it was a bed knob on the bed frame. Or was that another guy?

 

[chris302001]

Lol, you guys have heard about the disclaimer at the end of the End User Agreement for Apple's itunes right? Something about how your not allowed to use itunes for terrorist activities or making nuclear weapons or some shit....

 

[PICK3]

Jim Beam:
Over consumption may result in you banging a plumper.

 

[bw1]

Hammers contain a warning label saying hitting yourself in the head may cause injury.

hahahhahahahahahahahahhaha