Warning labels

[AAP]

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

 

[lartinos]

good stuff

 

[*The_West*]

lol good post. aap, you know just as well as i do, there are some very stupid people about these days.

kp peanuts-warning, this product may contain nuts

 

[the_alcatraz]

lololololololol

Tesco's is my favorite...also the most retarded

 

[joefire_2008]

LOL...
What about Darwinism???
How unfair!!!
LOL

 

[Scotsman]

"Contents may be hot after microwaving"

I nearly have an embalism every time I read that. If you didn't want it hot why did you put it in the fucking microwave.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Basikstylz]

"Contents may be hot after microwaving"

I nearly have an embalism every time I read that. If you didn't want it hot why did you put it in the fucking microwave.

Cheers,
Scotsman

.... To deforst it?

 

[AAP]

Hammers contain a warning label saying hitting yourself in the head may cause injury.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Hammers contain a warning label saying hitting yourself in the head may cause injury.

ROFLMAO!

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Was it posted here about the guy who wanted show his wife anal sex didn't hurt so he lubed up the end of a plunger and sat on it?

His foot slipped and he impaled himself on the plunger and off to the hospital he went. LOL.

Wonder if his wife had anal sex with him after that???LOL.

That would make a great warning label.