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Wanting to get laid has graduated to needing

68GT350

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I no longer want to get laid. I NEED to get laid now. I've been getting constant ass ever since I was 17 and now i'm in a dry spell. It really isn't that long but it's got to stop. I vow to get me some puss this week. I'll keep ya'll posted.
 
Don't you hit the clubs alot out there??? It was always the easiest place to hook up in Chicago... just go out this Thursday night and get yourself a two-dollar whore and then kick her out afterward... you'll feel better for it in the morning! :)

C
 
I swore off clubs. I don't touch drugs and drink only on special occasions. I gotta do it old fashioned style from now on. Dating, dinner, and a movie. Ugh....I hate it.
 
Go to the Point and get one of those crack hoes that they had on that HBO special.
 
WODIN said:
Go to the Point and get one of those crack hoes that they had on that HBO special.

yeah, just put some hardened sugar in a plastic bag and give it to them AFTER you do your business... oh yeah, and make sure to kick them to the curb for good measure. :)

C
 
68GT350 said:
I swore off clubs. I don't touch drugs and drink only on special occasions. I gotta do it old fashioned style from now on. Dating, dinner, and a movie. Ugh....I hate it.

If this is the route you plan on taking form now on, you should probably start counting on being in many, many droughts!
 
Citruscide said:
Don't you hit the clubs alot out there??? It was always the easiest place to hook up in Chicago... just go out this Thursday night and get yourself a two-dollar whore and then kick her out afterward... you'll feel better for it in the morning! :)

C

Thursday's= 75 cent drinks at the Alumni Club.
 
supertech69 said:
If this is the route you plan on taking form now on, you should probably start counting on being in many, many droughts!

There's some truth to that. I use to bang a few whores here and there (the type like at clubs/bars) but for the longest time I would always have a girlfriend. I perfer it that way.

My firends have been with more women than I because they pick up club/bar whores all the time, but I have them WAY OUTNUMBERED in how many times I've actually had sex. Having a GF means you can hit it all the time!

I am also ahead of everyone else in the number of times I've had animal sex. That record might stand for a while.
 
you might want to hit the gym, and before you get your panties in a bunch I am being honest, hitting the gym will improve your outlook and confidence
 
HighIntensity said:
you might want to hit the gym, and before you get your panties in a bunch I am being honest, hitting the gym will improve your outlook and confidence

I don't have a confidence problem at all. I will be hitting the gym starting next week now that my very uncertain schedule has finally gotten some stability. This isn't for bitches, though. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm actually a confident motherfucker and I've met a few girls over the past few weeks. Problem is, I've stood up girls and haven't had time to take out the ones that i'm on good terms with due to my hectic schedule.

I'm not the most beautiful man on this planet but I'm far from ugly. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be working at my current employ if I was less than attractive.

Besides, my mom tells me i'm beautiful every day! :D
 
Here's a question for some of you guys:

What do you do when it comes to picking up chicks while your post cycle? I mean for me my sex drive is extremely low and it's even more difficult for me to get aroused. Again this is during the long process of test recovery. Do you all just avoid trying to 'score' with girls during that time?
 
saint808 said:


this was a joke right?

No, i'm dead serious.

In order to be hired as a regular employee, you have to have a certain look, be it girl or boy. You can't wear anything bigger than a medium and you certainly have to be attractive. They won't even look at you if you're ugly. Go to any A&F. Also, you stand absolutely no chance at management (whicih is what i'm in traning for) if you aren't exceptional.

I got the digs from my manager and she told me my interview from the disctrict manager wasn't so she could see if i was competent...that was my regular manager's job--she just wanted to see if I was cute enough. My interview with her took exactly 30 seconds. Her questions were: 1. where do i live 2. how do i like AF so far 3. do you want the position.
 
68GT350 said:


No, i'm dead serious.

In order to be hired as a regular employee, you have to have a certain look, be it girl or boy. You can't wear anything bigger than a medium and you certainly have to be attractive. They won't even look at you if you're ugly. Go to any A&F. Also, you stand absolutely no chance at management (whicih is what i'm in traning for) if you aren't exceptional.

I got the digs from my manager and she told me my interview from the disctrict manager wasn't so she could see if i was competent...that was my regular manager's job--she just wanted to see if I was cute enough. My interview with her took exactly 30 seconds. Her questions were: 1. where do i live 2. how do i like AF so far 3. do you want the position.

that's the most hsallow thing i have ever read... wow... i am going to go apply today just so i can have one more thing to bitch about.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Here's a question for some of you guys:

What do you do when it comes to picking up chicks while your post cycle? I mean for me my sex drive is extremely low and it's even more difficult for me to get aroused. Again this is during the long process of test recovery. Do you all just avoid trying to 'score' with girls during that time?


I'm probbaly weird or something but I feel fabulous post cycle. I don't really lose my sex drive and i continue to grow even months after my last shot! I have no clue why.

Not only that but i throw a party when my balls decide to re-surface.
 
alright, here's what u do. find a bar that's having kareoke night and find a pig that's pretty drunk when u first get there. sing a few tunes, buy her a couple drinks and at the end of the night say to her these exact words, "you wanna come to my house and see a magic show"!!! next thing you know, your drout will be over. everyone has to go piggin every once in a while ya know!!!
 
saint808 said:


that's the most hsallow thing i have ever read... wow... i am going to go apply today just so i can have one more thing to bitch about.

Our staff may not be able to build an atomic bomb, or do long divisioin, or hell..even sharpen a pencil but damn are we ever beautiful. *tosses hair back*

Sorry to say it dude, but they'd never hire you. You're too big. You're still sexy though.
 
68GT350 said:


No, i'm dead serious.

In order to be hired as a regular employee, you have to have a certain look, be it girl or boy. You can't wear anything bigger than a medium and you certainly have to be attractive. They won't even look at you if you're ugly. Go to any A&F. Also, you stand absolutely no chance at management (whicih is what i'm in traning for) if you aren't exceptional.

I got the digs from my manager and she told me my interview from the disctrict manager wasn't so she could see if i was competent...that was my regular manager's job--she just wanted to see if I was cute enough. My interview with her took exactly 30 seconds. Her questions were: 1. where do i live 2. how do i like AF so far 3. do you want the position.

I got the job at AF 2 weeks ago, 2 of the managers are fat and pale, I got the job without an interview BTW.
 
Am I the only one who sees the cast of the sequal to Zoolander forming with every post on this thread.
 
HighIntensity said:


I got the job at AF 2 weeks ago, 2 of the managers are fat and pale, I got the job without an interview BTW.

I was hired on the spot, as well. Managers may be a bit overweight but it's college fatness--chubby at most. I've NEVER seen a really fat or unattractive employee. I've seen pictures of employees across the country and all the managers are at least average to good. Most are quite hot.
 
I know for a god-damn fact I'm prettier than boach, but not aberfonzie pretty cause I dont have spiky hair
 
So frackal are you saying you don't want to be in the next Zoolander flick?
 
I know if you go to an interview there and wear their clothes you get hired...I got hired at the Gap but not at AF....maybe im too ugly.
 
Frackal said:
I know for a god-damn fact I'm prettier than boach, but not aberfonzie pretty cause I dont have spiky hair

Lol...The fact that you're posting that signals to me that you don't truly believe that. It's ok to be second best. Don't be pissed cuz i'm so pretty...Just aspire to be me.

I'm like Mango, baby.
 
how much can you make working at a&f? if i worked there do i have to wear the clothes? do they give you clothes or do you have to buy them?
 
mylife said:
how much can you make working at a&f? if i worked there do i have to wear the clothes? do they give you clothes or do you have to buy them?

Employees get two tops and one bottom for 50% off. They also get unlimited clothes after that for 30% off.

Managers get the above plus 40% off unlimited.

Salary varies from region.
 
68GT350 said:


Lol...The fact that you're posting that signals to me that you don't truly believe that. It's ok to be second best. Don't be pissed cuz i'm so pretty...Just aspire to be me.

I'm like Mango, baby.


LOL I challenge you to a dual bitch
 
68GT350 said:


more than a month....less than 3 months. Lost count, already. Anything over a week is too long.
not from what my married friends tell me!!!!!!!
 
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