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I was a waiter in my younger days, waiting on a cute friend of mine and the mayors daughter, just back from college freashmen year. FINE. I mean, HOLY SHIT FINE.
trim face, thin waist, great... er... eyes, funny, they stayed on to be the second to last table, I bought them a bottle of Veuve as a "Hi, My name is Dave, please fuck me" gift....
All is right as rain. "Please come meat us at the bar, I REALLY need to talk to you" Hottie says to drooling waiter...
then.. to my absolute HORROR... she stands up from the table...
Her ass was larger than most horses I have ridden.
I was speachless. Litterally. A waist like my wrist, no baby fat WHAT SO EVER on her face, thin, supple arms and an ass like a fucking Clydesdale, I shit you not.
And I had already sealed the deal, to the point where she had already told my friend that she was eating with that she didnt need a ride home.... O H M Y G O D !!!
Among the worst nights of my life. I shudder, litterally, at the thought.
trim face, thin waist, great... er... eyes, funny, they stayed on to be the second to last table, I bought them a bottle of Veuve as a "Hi, My name is Dave, please fuck me" gift....
All is right as rain. "Please come meat us at the bar, I REALLY need to talk to you" Hottie says to drooling waiter...
then.. to my absolute HORROR... she stands up from the table...
Her ass was larger than most horses I have ridden.
I was speachless. Litterally. A waist like my wrist, no baby fat WHAT SO EVER on her face, thin, supple arms and an ass like a fucking Clydesdale, I shit you not.
And I had already sealed the deal, to the point where she had already told my friend that she was eating with that she didnt need a ride home.... O H M Y G O D !!!
Among the worst nights of my life. I shudder, litterally, at the thought.
Hit it? with what? a five Iron? a Bo Staff? I would have had to strap a Kayak on my ass to keep from getting sucked in by the vortex.
No, i talked some openly nasty shit about just having broken up and not being ready and played all fucked up and sensitive hoping to end the night on a positive note... but playing Alan Alda on her only made her want to meet Mr Happy all the more. So I just said "look, its not going to work out, not tonight, not ever. I am sorry." She freaked a bit, understandably, seeing as how I got her to physicly move that super tanker pooper of hers off of her dinner seat, but it just had to end.
No, i talked some openly nasty shit about just having broken up and not being ready and played all fucked up and sensitive hoping to end the night on a positive note... but playing Alan Alda on her only made her want to meet Mr Happy all the more. So I just said "look, its not going to work out, not tonight, not ever. I am sorry." She freaked a bit, understandably, seeing as how I got her to physicly move that super tanker pooper of hers off of her dinner seat, but it just had to end.
Lift Chief
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tiger88 said:
LOL
calveless wonder
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go out with her and get her on a diet. she'll then be a hot chick with a fat girl mentality. which = total ownage
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slobberknocker
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I like big butts and I can not lie.
Imnotdutcheither
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Ever been accused of being shallow?
Girls see a lot of wasted potential in guys too - "He could be so cute if he ..."
1) ...didn't have that gut
2) ...didn't dress out of the dirty clothes hamper
3) ...put on a little muscle
4) ...waxed the unibrow/back hair
etc.
I know girls are supposed to be all about personality as opposed to looks, but if a guy has the potential to be good looking and wastes it, it's also a strike against his personality.
1) ...didn't have that gut
2) ...didn't dress out of the dirty clothes hamper
3) ...put on a little muscle
4) ...waxed the unibrow/back hair
etc.
I know girls are supposed to be all about personality as opposed to looks, but if a guy has the potential to be good looking and wastes it, it's also a strike against his personality.
FitFossil said:Girls see a lot of wasted potential in guys too - "He could be so cute if he ..."
1) ...didn't have that gut
2) ...didn't dress out of the dirty clothes hamper
3) ...put on a little muscle
4) ...waxed the unibrow/back hair
etc.
I know girls are supposed to be all about personality as opposed to looks, but if a guy has the potential to be good looking and wastes it, it's also a strike against his personality.
miss bro i got it all
nice Qupte about the bar closing time Deteras
hey why u add a 1? was there a deteras already?
Nighthawkk
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My bro that likes enormous booty had a little jingle he recited to me once...
The more the meat, the more the treat,
so gimme more cushion for that pushin!
The more the meat, the more the treat,
so gimme more cushion for that pushin!
PIGEON-RAT
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nothin wrong with a lil junk in the trunk
mrjoker5150
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I only thing worse than a fat chick with a cute face, is a fat chick with tiny boobs.
sconoscuito
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ive only seen about 2 chicks that may show some potential if they lost enaugh weight
other than that cute doesnt equel to fat
just like 2+2 dont equel to 5
other than that cute doesnt equel to fat
just like 2+2 dont equel to 5
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anabolicmd
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tiger88 said:
Because even as fatties, plenty of guys give them all the play they want. Most guys are pretty pathetic, and these tubbos latch onto them and enjoy their fatty life.
Beachbum1546
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yeah, but they are still fatDial_tone said:
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anabolicmd
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Beachbum1546 said:
Plus, heavy girls are just static in bed.
tiger88 said:
Lots and Lots of processed food, Would be my guess..
VitalRemains
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I know what you mean. Theres a couple chunkies around here that are cute, but need to put the pizza down, meet the treadmill and ditch the jelly rolls.
louden_swain
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anabolicmd said:
Hm. . .must be speaking from vast experiences.
big_bad_buff
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My X g/f was gorgeous. I mean like top of the line beauty contest material. 5”3 120. D’S. then she gained like 35 pounds in one year
She looked like humpty dumpy but her face was still slim and gorgeous. It’s witch craft dude, It’s trickery lol…whenever a chick gives you a head shot on the net, you pretty much have to assume she has a cute face and huge body….you’re right, it’s a waste. but i fuess some dudes dig it, because she got married like a year after we broke up.
She looked like humpty dumpy but her face was still slim and gorgeous. It’s witch craft dude, It’s trickery lol…whenever a chick gives you a head shot on the net, you pretty much have to assume she has a cute face and huge body….you’re right, it’s a waste. but i fuess some dudes dig it, because she got married like a year after we broke up.tiger88 said:
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