25 Random Things About I Love To Watch
1. ILTW was nervous for weeks after posting
Spencer Pratt's phone number on the blog, thinking he would either sue us or tell Perez Hilton that we have a sex tape, but then we realized that the first wouldn't hold up in court and the second might land us our own show on MTV.
2.
Kelly Cutrone doesn't think ILTW is too skinny.
3. We just read that one of the contestants on VH1's
For The Love Of Ray J is a man.
4. We received the most hate mail for saying that
Vivica A. Fox sense of style is equivalent to that of a Port Authority sex worker.
5. We know where you live,
DonnieKlang4Eva.
6. ILTW actually likes commercials, except for the
Sarah McLaughlin ASPCA one.
7. ILTW thinks the
Housewives of New York are the f*cking worst.
8. ILTW probably would have seen VH1's
Man Band in concert if they ever had one.
9. ILTW believes that
American Idol judge
Simon Cowell's relative attractiveness grows the meaner his comments get. Is that bad?
10. ILTW is sorry it's so hard to log into our comments section. If I had it my way, all posts would be welcome, whether you want to discuss a certain
Rock of Love contestant's STDs or spam about your hardcore fetish website. It's kind of the same thing, anyhow.
11. ILTW wants
America's Best Dance Crew's
Dominic Sandoval to teach us how to do a head spin.
12. ILTW got negged by
Mystery during a phone interview.
13. ILTW doesn't want to work for
Diddy, does not know what time it is and does not have love for Ray J. But we will stay on this tour and continue to rock Bret's world.
14. ILTW takes it very personally when people write mean comments. Unless they're written by
David Archuleta fans.
15. We would write a blog about
THIS kitten if we didn't write about TV.
16. ILTW liked the old version of
Best Week Ever better.
17. ILTW wonders what American Idol's sixth season fifth-place finalist
Chris Richardson is up to these days.
18. ILTW seriously considered auditioning for
Girlicious.
19. ILTW is still waiting for MTV to get a clue and greenlight
The Shores, a reality show about Seaside Heights, NJ.
20. ILTW has smokin' hot lava vocals, dawg.
21. ROL's
Brandi C. once b*tched out ILTW on her Myspace page for repeating an insult
Lacey made about her face. For the recond, Brandi C. has a scar from a bad car accident, she does not have meth face.
22. ILTW is the next
Elle Woods.
23. ILTW wants to throw up all over
Brooke Hogan.
24. ILTW is applying to be a dean on VH1's
Charm School 8: Strippers Strike Back.
25. The reason ILTW refuses to change our headshot on the blog, even though it makes us look like a sweaty horse, is because it makes us feel special when people tell us we're prettier in person. It's a cheap trick, but it keeps us going on bad days.