valentine's day gift ideas

[sexyMFer]

Need help quick

 

[bigbassturd]

Jewelry

Be cliche, bishes don't give a fuck. They just want jewelry when it all boils down to it

 

[sexyMFer]

She said not to get her anything and I didn't. I'm fucked

 

[PICK3]

bishes give me gifts fgt

 

[nangiggles]

Jewelry

Be cliche, bishes don't give a fuck. They just want jewelry when it all boils down to it

I don't like jewelry

 

[nangiggles]

I got him the official notice that I'm moving out next week. Also got him this card http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/1/30/11/enhanced-buzz-2548-1359562761-25.jpg

 

[PICK3]

I don't like jewelry

you don't like dick

 

[nangiggles]

you don't like dick

Oh I like dick waaaaay more than jewelry

 

[PICK3]

Oh I like dick waaaaay more than jewelry

olololololololo!

 

[nangiggles]

Can I pearl necklace?

 

[wootoom]

I bought a used fleshlight off eBay

 

[nangiggles]

I hope it's not for me.

P.S. Did it come with a broken computer chair? was the seller name puddlemonkey>

 

[bup]

For naughty gifts for Valentines such as

Liquorice Whip
Little Book for a Perfect Lover
Perfect Lover Giftbag
Gummy Handcuffs
Massage Candle
Very Naughty Games Book
Steamy Massage Candle
Naked Strip Poker Cards

Adult Emojis | Dirty Emojis | Love Emojis | Christmas Emojis

 

[MadM11]

Diamond ring is the best option

 

[nangiggles]

Diamond ring is the best option

Hell to the no

 

[Nanchuckles]

Hell to the no

Agreed

 

[nangiggles]

Agreed

STFU Chris

 

[H_T_]

Do any gift giving in a classy and romantic manner. Have the waiter put the gift in a glass of expensive champagne. You won't believe the look on her face when she sees a giant back rubber dick in a brandy snifter.

 

[Nanchuckles]

STFU Chris

Son of a bitch!