Upcoming Drug Test

[trying2grow101]

I may have to take a drug test in the next couple of weeks can anybody recommend something to clean me up I smoked a few joints with some buddies last weekend and need to make sure i'm clean by the 23rd. One of my friends said terminator gold from gnc but I don't wanna take any chances so please only people that have had to get clean before. Thanks for the help.

 

[theprofessor]

do you know if its the test they send off to a lab... or the one where you piss in a cup for a nurse and she reads the results on the spot...
if its the one sent off to a lab... most likely the sample will turn out diluted (if you do it right..) and they will make you re-take the test at worse case scenario and by then you could easily be clean...
if its the test the nurse checks... they are easy to beat... any of those detox drinks at GNC work... ive used the ones at the smoke shops and they will dilute your piss so the weed wont show...
how much weed did you realy smoke... how much do you weigh.. bf%... and how long ago are the important factors for getting clean ...if you get your shit sent to a lab... so you should try to get clean... drink hella water... 2 gal. per day... eat a lot of red meat and healthy fats..
THC is stored in fat cells... so if you are chubbier... it will take longer...
if you only smoked one day out of the month... it is quite possible to be clean in a week... if you smoke frequently youre looking at like a month or more...

 

[trying2grow101]

Its for probation if that tells you anything about how they would test. I don't know this is my first drug test. My stats are 200 lbs 6'4 around 12% bodyfat and i've got 14 days of no smoking.

 

[theprofessor]

Its for probation if that tells you anything about how they would test. I don't know this is my first drug test. My stats are 200 lbs 6'4 around 12% bodyfat and i've got 14 days of no smoking.

im about 90% sure they will just have you piss in a cup and check it on the spot... so keep up on fluids...
how often did you smoke before the 14 days... this is VERY important... if you only smoked that one time... you could already be clean... you can get a home test at a rite-aid or any drugstore for under $20...
oh... by the way if they do a blood test or a hair test you are fucked... but that is very doubtful...
the morning of the test drink one litre of water... next... take a piss before you leave home... now... continue to drink at least 2 more litres before the test... and when you do piss... dont use the first piss of the stream... pinch it off a sec. and only give them mid-stream piss... also take a multi-vitamin the night before the test and first thing that morning... it will color your piss so it wont look too watery...
also doing cardio will help clean you along with the water...

 

[hanibal]

to be 100% neg go to urineluck.com and use the synthetic piss. supereasy to use. me and my bro's used it alot.

 

[Dieselicious]

In the Navy they use to watch me pee in the cup & eveything - the way to go is to put a couple tiny granuals of powder bleach (not color safe) under your finger nail - when you pee in the cup drop the granuals in there. Thats what I did. never got busted.

dont know about the ones where they test you on the spot. - this works for when they send them off. worse that could happen is in a week or so they would tell you the pee was contaminated and retest you - you could either do it again to buy more time if you need it - or if your ready submit the pee.

 

[theprofessor]

In the Navy they use to watch me pee in the cup & eveything - the way to go is to put a couple tiny granuals of powder bleach (not color safe) under your finger nail - when you pee in the cut drop the granuals in there. Thats what I did. never got busted.

dont know about the ones where they test you on the spot. - this works for when they send them off. worse that could happen is in a week or so they would tell you the pee was contaminated and retest you - you could either do it again to buy more time if you need it - or if your ready submit the pee.

i would never reccomend this... ^^^

like hannibal mentioned... urineluck is a good product... but if they watch you piss that could become a problem...

 

[drdug27]

to do it naturaly. lots of H20,Cranberry,golden Seal, echinacea, and B vits. Insane amounts of cardio and sauna.(but then you have potential worry of failing)

personaly i would do that and use one of the guaranteed cleanser drinks before the test. if you know what time and day the test is at your fine. they work.

also you can pick up a home drug test at rite aid/cvs/eckerd for about 35 bones and test yourself to make sure before hand.

 

[hanibal]

FUCK doing it naturally. no gaurantee. quickfix 4.0 from urineluck.com comes w/ a temp strip on small plastic bottle w/ squirt top. u simply microwave it till it's 100 degrees then wrap supplied heat pack around it w/ rubber band, it will stay that temp. put bottle by cock w/ tight draws on and stick squirt tip through fly instead of cock. i did this on probation w/ officer 6" in back of me breathing down my neck.