Ummm... a lot of sex!?!

[Benzi]

Alright, i'm going nuts. I just went off to college about a month and a half ago and i havn't been able to have sex with my gf. She is the hottest, greatest girl in the world and only she will do. We triied phone sex but truthly that shit sux. AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! What should i do.
P.S. hate beatin it

 

[WIDELAT]

GO HOME. YOUR NOT READY FOR COLLEGE LIFE IF ONLY SHE WILL DO.

 

[Gear Monster !]

Not much you can do.....If you won't beat it.

guess you could get a dog.....ha ha j/k

 

[mdd]

get your ass in your vehicle and drive to see her on weekends. the poon will be worth it and will be even better than usual

 

[jAcKiNDaBoX]

your girl is at home and your at college........if it is far enough that you have to rely on phone sex, then it is far enough for you to be able to have sex with another girl and it not be considered cheating..........

 

[Benzi]

Thanks for the advice guys... i guess.
And for Widelat... you wouldn't be saying that if you saw my gf, and than all the ugly bithces at my college

 

[Celt]

Watch Road Trip....

If you are in different area codes, then it isn't cheating!

LOL

If you are a Freshman, it is good to have a girlfriend at home.

When you find your niche in College, a girlfriend at home will be a different story. Keep in mind that College isn't just about educating the mind, but also the body and soul.

Have fun! You won't believe how fast it passes by. My parents told me that about High School and College. In one ear and out the other.... Now I sound just like em.

Have fun man.

 

[jet]

doing another woman besides the one you love is just like jerking off!!! Dude it ain't cheating..Cheating is when you get all emotional with the other woman. Just bust a nut and move to the next one....

Woman don't understand this because when they screw around on you, they get all emotional with the guy... so woman cheat and men don't

see its easy!!!!

 

[Benzi]

oh yeah, it all makes sence now. I'm off to fuck this chick form across the hall. PEace.

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

jack off