TripleBlonde nudes - posted in this thread.

[jh1]

Question about Female taint.

Okay, odd question. Follow me here...

How much 'taint' is there on girls you know? Including yourself if you are a girl.

I am curious now because last night I was with a girl that had NONE. Usually it is very very very small, but this was odd. Been with her before, but never noticed the taint area.

This is an anatomy question BTW, so don't move to between the sheets please.

 

[jh1]

Re: Duplicate thread, crap.

Ha! never mind... I edited the only thread I coudl post to be the one I wanted.

Ignore saint's comments...they were about another post.

 

[Dial_tone]

You actually measure it or something?

 

[jerkbox]

hmmm....wouldn't that mean there was just like one big hole?

 

[jh1]

hmmm....wouldn't that mean there was just like one big hole?

mang, all I can say is that the wall was the thickness of a napkin at the entrance. I have had the visual before, but never had hers between my fingers. Hot chick though, I am not complaining.

 

[Gymgurl]

hey wait where are the nudes????

 

[the nature boy]

did you guys see the skit on SNL when Horatio Sans woke up from being in a coma as a result of a car crash to find out that his taint was removed? his wife came in to tell him she was leaving him for a man with the longest taint in the world (played by will farrell). it was good.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lololol^^^^

 

[Lumberg]

did you guys see the skit on SNL when Horatio Sans woke up from being in a coma as a result of a car crash to find out that his taint was removed? his wife came in to tell him she was leaving him for a man with the longest taint in the world (played by will farrell). it was good.

Man that's one of those few skits that are still funny in retelling.

 

[the nature boy]

lol I just remembered, when the doctor told him they had to remove his taint he screamed "You mean my fleshy fun bridge!??!??!?!"

 

[beastboy]

You watch way too much television....that is why you are a fat bastard.

 

[from zero]

did you guys see the skit on SNL when Horatio Sans woke up from being in a coma as a result of a car crash to find out that his taint was removed? his wife came in to tell him she was leaving him for a man with the longest taint in the world (played by will farrell). it was good.

LMAO, I remember that.

 

[jh1]

NO ONE IS ANSWERING THE FUCKING QUESTION.

You AssTaints.

WTF? How much taint are you accustomed to on a girl? Give measurements.


(Funny skit though, never seen it, but would like to.)

 

[SoreArms]

WTF is "taint"?

 

[the nature boy]

NO ONE IS ANSWERING THE FUCKING QUESTION.

You AssTaints.

WTF? How much taint are you accustomed to on a girl? Give measurements.


(Funny skit though, never seen it, but would like to.)

hmmm, like an inch or too. not used to seeing a whole lot of taint on women.

those gals who have very little taint are going to HATE IT when they give birth. ewwwww.

 

[BileStew]

did you guys see the skit on SNL when Horatio Sans woke up from being in a coma as a result of a car crash to find out that his taint was removed? his wife came in to tell him she was leaving him for a man with the longest taint in the world (played by will farrell). it was good.

I haven't watched SNL ever since Toonces the Driving Cat was taken off the skits.

 

[jh1]

WTF is "taint"?

Taint this and it taint that...

Get it boner? The patch of skin between. This girl had none I tell you... pinched between my fingers it was like a napkin thickness...


How odd. I was pretty friggin drunk, but I still found it amusing. This morning I woke up and it was the first thing I thought of. I kept thinking maybe they are all like that, but I thought nah... I have been there before and I would have remembered it if was that thin on every girl.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

my neighbor's cat has a nine-inch clit

 

[beastboy]

Fleshy Fun Bridge

 

[SoreArms]

Taint this and it taint that...

Get it boner? The patch of skin between. This girl had none I tell you... pinched between my fingers it was like a napkin thickness...


How odd. I was pretty friggin drunk, but I still found it amusing. This morning I woke up and it was the first thing I thought of. I kept thinking maybe they are all like that, but I thought nah... I have been there before and I would have remembered it if was that thin on every girl.

The skin between the butthole and the vaginers?

 

[BileStew]

my neighbor's cat has a nine-inch clit

And you compliment the cat with your sandpaper like tongue?

 

[daveyboy]

WTF is "taint"?

The small portion of skin that's between a woman's pussy & her asshole. They call that the "taint".

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'll check my wifes tonight and let you know. My definition is taint the ahole and it taint the vag. Its the taint.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Is it considered a semi-permeable membrane? I can do all sorts of fun experiments with it

 

[BileStew]

WTF is "taint"?

A chin rest.

 

[RottenWillow]

She's got style
she's so quaint
Annabelle Florez gives good taint



skillz

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Sorry bro, I don't have ans answer, but in the future I'll start taking measurements for you and plot them on a little graph for an average. Then again, there could be something different, statistically, with girls who sleep with BBF and they may have an avergae taint size that is larger or smaller than that of the rest of the population.

 

[jh1]

Get these fucking dueling jesus' of my thread unless they have specific knowledge of the female taint and are willing to share measurements.

Oh and NatureBoy.... an inch or two? No way man.... 2 inches of taint? On a girl? How big of girls you getting with my man?

 

[from zero]

She's got style
she's so quaint
Annabelle Florez gives good taint



skillz

W-What what.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

We use taints as ion-exchange media here

 

[jh1]

W-What what.

Just answer the question Forever a Zero....

You too BBF. Hold your pointer and your thumb in front of your face and estimate how far apart they would be if they were inserted in the last girl you were with and post up the measurement.

You don't need a friggin ruler... I just wanna know is it paper thin, a centimeter, a inch, or a FOOT.

 

[the nature boy]

She's got style
she's so quaint
Annabelle Florez gives good taint



skillz

strike a choad

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Just answer the question Forever a Zero....

You too BBF. Hold your pointer and your thumb in front of your face and estimate how far apart they would be if they were inserted in the last girl you were with and post up the measurement.

You don't need a friggin ruler... I just wanna know is it paper thin, a centimeter, a inch, or a FOOT.

An inch sounds about right, as an estimate, but I have seen a couple that were larger.

 

[TheProject]

She's got style
she's so quaint
Annabelle Florez gives good taint



skillz

LOL

That doesn't give us an accurate description of your taint tho.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

The small portion of skin that's between a woman's pussy & her asshole. They call that the "taint".

It's where the civil engineers decided to put the toxic waste dump near the play ground and left the path between packed with the leftovers.

 

[Puddles]

I just measured mine...it's a little over an inch. I'd post a pic for ya but I'm not plat.

 

[jh1]

I just measured mine...it's a little over an inch. I'd post a pic for ya but I'm not plat.

Send it to me, I'll post it up.

So you really measured it? It was an inch?

What can explain this huge margin? This girls was the thickness of a napkin, yours in a inch... Odd.

 

[Puddles]

Send it to me, I'll post it up.

So you really measured it? It was an inch?

What can explain this huge margin? This girls was the thickness of a napkin, yours in a inch... Odd.

I was kidding about the pic but I did measure actually. I was curious. LOL

I imagine it's just geneitcs, just like the size of a guys cock...there can be some huge differences.

 

[bluepeter]

I was kidding about the pic but I did measure actually. I was curious. LOL

I imagine it's just geneitcs, just like the size of a guys cock...there can be some huge differences.

Take JH1's 3 inches vs. my 7 for example

 

[jh1]

Take JH1's 3 inches vs. my 7 for example

The water was cold, asscone...

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I haven't watched SNL ever since Toonces the Driving Cat was taken off the skits.

toonces was the best skit ever!


especially when he was drunk

 

[bluepeter]

The water was cold, asscone...

I know. That's why mine was only 7. assdispenser

 

[RottenWillow]

LOL

That doesn't give us an accurate description of your taint tho.

It describes what I do to them.

 

[jh1]

To all you AssValves posting on my thread but not giving taint measurements..... F-OFF.

Anya - measure up that taint and post the results. I want to know.

BluePeter - Nice, I am proud of you and your member. Now estimate taint size of last girl and post up.

Juicemullet - glad you got a laugh. Post up beotch.

Anybody else with taint measurements?

Pictures are a plus.

 

[RottenWillow]

Anya - measure up that taint and post the results. I want to know.

Hey boss dont mind me with my pants off and my knees pulled up to my tits. I'm just measuring the distance between my vagina and anus for some dude on some Internet chat site.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Hey boss dont mind me with my pants off and my knees pulled up to my tits. I'm just measuring the distance between my vagina and anus for some dude on some Internet chat site.

Damn! I can almost see someone actually doing that.

 

[jh1]

Hey boss dont mind me with my pants off and my knees pulled up to my tits. I'm just measuring the distance between my vagina and anus for some dude on some Internet chat site.

Best FUCKING Post Ever.

Dripping with sarcasm. So that means you'll post up the results later tonight when you have some privacy?

LOL at the visual that put in my head of you sitting there trying to figure out your taint size. Holy fuck that's funny, combined with the face pic you posted earlier. Makes the visual all the better.

 

[flex123]

The water was cold, asscone...

but he didnt laugh and turn you down, you two did the buttsex anyways, right?

 

[jh1]

but he didnt laugh and turn you down, you two did the buttsex anyways, right?

Post up taint measurements or move on beotch.

 

[flexygrl]

okay, I must be stupid. What the hell is taint?!?

 

[jerkbox]

okay, I must be stupid. What the hell is taint?!?

'taint the pussy, 'taint the butt.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

'taint the pussy, 'taint the butt.

That's right up there with "that's a nunya"

 

[jh1]

Flexy - the space between your openings.

SSS - Post up measurements of the last girl.

TaintBox - You too AssBucket - Post up.

 

[flexygrl]

Ohhhhhh, okay! LOL! I get it.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

SSS - Post up measurements of the last girl.

38DD - 26 - 36

 

[jh1]

38DD - 26 - 36

You mentally bankrupt AssBattery....

The taint bitch, the taint..... I ain't caring about no bust, waist, hips measurements..

 

[jh1]

Ohhhhhh, okay! LOL! I get it.

You promise to measure it and post up?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

You mentally bankrupt AssBattery....

The taint bitch, the taint..... I ain't caring about no bust, waist, hips measurements..

Let's see, I think my tongue only has to travel about a half an inch. Is that better?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Let's see, I think my tongue only has to travel about a half an inch. Is that better?

EWWWW Groooossss, You like to lick the brown star fish?

 

[jh1]

EWWWW Groooossss, You like to lick the brown star fish?

Orb, chill out. It's all good.

I did so myself last night on Zero taint girl.

(Thanks SSS for finally posting a measurement)

A bunch of you closet taint freaks still owe me. GetsNoBox is the only one I am going to let slide - for obvious reasons.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

EWWWW Groooossss, You like to lick the brown star fish?

That area there has an amazing number of nerve endings...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Orb, chill out. It's all good.

I did so myself last night on Zero taint girl.

(Thanks SSS for finally posting a measurement)

A bunch of you closet taint freaks still owe me. GetsNoBox is the only one I am going to let slide - for obvious reasons.

It tastes like the pooo! and smells bad. I don't like my toung around the starfish.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

That area there has an amazing number of nerve endings...

I'm not sure if anybody told you. But SHHHHHHHH Commear. poop comes out of it. Rightttt Righhtttt.

 

[jerkbox]

A bunch of you closet taint freaks still owe me. GetsNoBox is the only one I am going to let slide - for obvious reasons.

i'll have to look at some pics and let you know.

 

[jh1]

I'm not sure if anybody told you. But SHHHHHHHH Commear. poop comes out of it. Rightttt Righhtttt.

Funny, and true. But still mang, get over it. Stuff comes out of the other you don't even want to see of think about either. I had a girl once tell me "If guys knew and saw what all goes on down there, there ain't know way they would even think about putting their mouth near it."

Back to the TAINT. Measure up Anya, Flexy.

JerkMeOff - no pictures required. Just put your pointer and your thumb in front of your face, estimate how far apart they would be if inserted in last girl and post up results. (pics would be nice though)

WHY IS THIS SO FRIGGIN DIFFICULT?

 

[jh1]

Bump this beotch. I want more measurements.

 

[tripleblonde]

jh....nice title ya got on this here thread

 

[Dial_tone]

EWWWW Groooossss, You like to lick the brown star fish?

I dunno bout you but I tend to only sleep with babes who know how to wash their ass.

 

[jh1]

jh....nice title ya got on this here thread

Yeah, everyone is waiting for you to post the PICs sweetheart. Pic of the taint would be SCHHWEETT... Hook us up. Did you measure the taint yet?

 

[Gymgurl]

Look at this whole thread you started with the topic of naked pics

 

[daveyboy]

jh....nice title ya got on this here thread

Heheh...you noticed that too? Yeah, he sure sucked us in good with that one.

We're all still waiting though.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

This thread is so annoying I'm gonna measure my own taint just to provide closure.

 

[tripleblonde]

This thread is so annoying I'm gonna measure my own taint just to provide closure.

lol

jh----it's small....and no i'm not putting up pics....i'm actually trying to change my avatar......i tend to get bored easily.....so you have a nice 1 inch photo to look forward to lol

 

[jh1]

lol

jh----it's small....and no i'm not putting up pics....i'm actually trying to change my avatar......i tend to get bored easily.....so you have a nice 1 inch photo to look forward to lol

Well. I know it's small baby, I just wanna know how small.

A centimeter? Less? more? Come on.. A pencil width?

 

[tripleblonde]

Well. I know it's small baby, I just wanna know how small.

A centimeter? Less? more? Come on.. A pencil width?

what really scares me is i've had this conversation w/someone before....

anyway.....

eh....i don't know....rough measurement.....1/2 inch maybe a tad smaller

 

[argent]

Maybe she had a giant asshole? Have ruled out that or the Giant Box Theory?

 

[jayjuicer9]

lol, this thread is a killer. Ive seen a bunch of "taints" and they range in size. Ive seen some that there is almost no space and some with longer than an inch. Id say average is about a half inch. And to those that dont toss the salad, well you must not have licked alot of cooch because if you doing a good job your gonna get some butt in there.(small taints) If the girl is clean...get dirty.

 

[TheProject]

Hey boss dont mind me with my pants off and my knees pulled up to my tits. I'm just measuring the distance between my vagina and anus for some dude on some Internet chat site.

This might be signature-worthy...

 

[jh1]

This might be signature-worthy...

Why yes, it is indeed.

Argent - No giant ass or giant box bro. Checked it out again last night. Everthing is in order, it is just the worlds smallest taint.

JJ9 - Toss the Salad. That cracks me up.

 

[Lumberg]

have any of you guys thought about looking at pornographic pictures perhaps?

that would allow a much larger sample size.

 

[SoreArms]

Now that I know what taint is, I will say that, tothe best of my recollection, most chicks I've been wit hahve about 1" of taint.

BTW
Do chicks like it when you put the index finger in one input and the thumb in the other and gently sqeeze (sometimes not so gently)?

I do this at times and always assumed that chicks liked it but never asked.

 

[jh1]

BTW
Do chicks like it when you put the index finger in one input and the thumb in the other and gently sqeeze (sometimes not so gently)?

I do this at times and always assumed that chicks liked it but never asked.

How do you think I got the measurement?

Lumberg - don't count. You gotta have something in them both to know how big it really is. Pictures can be decieving, especially since I have never seen a porno picture with forensic rulers in them for reference.

 

[jh1]

Taint Update:

I actually brought up the small taint to this girl last night. We had dinner, drinks and went to a club with some friends. She brought up some sexual stuff so I worked the taint in there.

Of course she had no idea that hers was comparitively small, nor did she know that hers was physically small. She said she never really noticed how close the two were together.

She was curious about the whole thing. She even asked me if it was a bad thing (it isn't) and asked me when I first noticed, etc. Hehe... funny. The discusion about when I first noticed and how much it caught my attention... My god was it funny. Picture me with my two fingers in front of me showing her how I noticed and how much it caught my attention... Holy shit.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Best thread of the week.