the nature boy
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I'd like to know why it makes me (and other people) so damn gassy. It's supposed to be lactose free, and I'll get gassy off of two scoops (40grams of protein).
Triple Threat actually caused a breakup thanks to making me being gassy. Here's the story:.
My ex g/f was giving me head and I had this huge fart I had to let out. I'm talking Chernobyl big. So anyway, I did't want her to stop so I thought I'd squeeze it out. There was a possibility that she might not notice because she was so absorbed with pleasuring the Great One (me). So I let out like a 3 minute fart. But something went horribly wrong. It seems as if some methane escaped into her mouth, causing her cheeks to expand freakishly. I had accidently performed the dreaded "DIZZY GILLESPIE" . The horror.
Her cheeks looked something like this:
Triple Threat actually caused a breakup thanks to making me being gassy. Here's the story:.
My ex g/f was giving me head and I had this huge fart I had to let out. I'm talking Chernobyl big. So anyway, I did't want her to stop so I thought I'd squeeze it out. There was a possibility that she might not notice because she was so absorbed with pleasuring the Great One (me). So I let out like a 3 minute fart. But something went horribly wrong. It seems as if some methane escaped into her mouth, causing her cheeks to expand freakishly. I had accidently performed the dreaded "DIZZY GILLESPIE" . The horror.
Her cheeks looked something like this:
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