Today is the day!!!!!!!!!

[-SD-]

Anyways Im gonna char every fuckstick in this thread if they dont straighten the fuck up

 

[miplank]

can I charbroil?

 

[-SD-]

can I charbroil?

Can I matchstick?

 

[musclemom]

Lololol she's gonna be too tired and overwhelmed after the reception

Not just her, a big wedding is fucking exhausting for both principals. Always seemed like a great party for everyone but the bride and groom, to me.

I just can't imagine losing your virginity the night after a big wedding. Sounds like a recipe for creating unpleasant memories.

 

[sexyMFer]

We had a big wedding/reception, partied our asses off, consummated it, and got up at 430am half drunk and drove a few hours to fly out for the honeymoon

 

[sexyMFer]

Good times

 

[sexyMFer]

Good thing it wasn't our first time because our first sex as a married couple wasn't romantic at all. It got pretty nasty

 

[WoodyO]

Tell us more. And tell us slowly.

 

[-SD-]

Good thing it wasn't our first time because our first sex as a married couple wasn't romantic at all. It got pretty nasty

cool fuckin story

 

[sexyMFer]

cool fuckin story

Don't be mad at me because your wife makes you cum on a towel