Today is a Christmas Day of sorts

[Strongbow]

Gather round children while I tell you the story of The rebirth of EF Jesus. On February 16th 2002 God gave to the world his grandson Beezekieal for the second time. Outside a small mountain village in Afghanastain a group of Elite Recon Marines were ambushed in a valley while gathering intel of enemy activity within these remote mountain villages. Taking fire from elevated positions on both sides and RPG fire from positions in the front and rear, hope was lost after a constant hour of taking fire, and his fellow Marines who all lay dead around him. Under the smoke of air support one Marine emerged from the smoke, walked into a hail of gunfire, lead by the voice of his father, and fuled by the dying screams of his fallen bruthas. He errupts with fury and hate, but his father calms him with his words, "Step out my child, and I will deliever you from this evil." The Marine scribbles his last words to his wife and children down on a bloody piece of tattered paper and steps out from his cover. When the smoke cleared that day one man remained, one man between friends and enemies reamined. And again his fathers words have to comfort him, "All things are possible for he who belives and trusts the words of his Father in Heaven." My father coverd me with his grace that day, 50 bodies lay torn and scatterd in the sand and on the mountain side, but yet one remains with you. I've never gone into great detail about the rebirth of SB, only one person on this site has ever heard this, and yea it is a cool story bro. It's also a stroy of fatih and a Father's love for his child, even a child who did not deserve his mercy, a child that has never shown mercy to anyone in his path. For those of you who don't believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, it's obvious you have never had to write down your last goodbyes to your wife and children. Wars change men, I was lucky, God picks the most brash and vile sometimes to tell of his grace. Thank God I was that day The Chosen One. To all my bruthas who didn't make it out of that valley, I love you and I miss you and I will see you again some day. Today I cry and ask why me.

 

[-SD-]

Its xmas but youre still not giving EF the gift of STFU rob

 

[Strongbow]

Its xmas but youre still not giving EF the gift of STFU rob

Nor will I ever my people love me, and I will be here for them always

 

[Strongbow]

God told me to envoke race riots and gay bashing bro

 

[nangiggles]

cool story bro

 

[The Alpha...]

I am touched by your story Beezy! Respect Homie!!!

 

[Strongbow]

cool story bro

Yes it is a cool story one that it has taken me years to come to grips with, but yea pretty cool

 

[Strongbow]

Its xmas but youre still not giving EF the gift of STFU rob

You should thank God your disrespectful ass was never involved with real mutha fuckas while you were in. I would have fraged your ass and sold your body to the Shiites, bitch ngr

 

[The Alpha...]

Yes it is a cool story one that it has taken me years to come to grips with, but yea pretty cool

Who locked up ma tool-age thread?

 

[Strongbow]

I am touched by your story Beezy! Respect Homie!!!

Thanks bro buncha pussy ngrs on here call hard times when their faggot lover runs out of anal ez and dry rods them up the ass.

 

[Strongbow]

Who locked up ma tool-age thread?

IDk bro, if they lock your threads it's usually cause they jelly, don;t sweat bitch ngrs hommie

 

[The Alpha...]

IDk bro, if they lock your threads it's usually cause they jelly, don;t sweat bitch ngrs hommie

Fawkin ngrs hemmed me up yesterday! Pulled a kick doe and put me in time out for the day... Dem ngrs is puss... Just bc an OG spoke his mind...

 

[-SD-]

God told me to envoke race riots and gay bashing bro

I thought that was just your boy Cletus down at the hardware store talking to you

 

[WoodyO]

Good thing them Afghani's can't figure out how to adjust the sights on their AK's or we might not have us an EF Jesus

 

[Strongbow]

I thought that was just your boy Cletus down at the hardware store talking to you

You must have advanced through the ranks on the heels of the whole faggots in the military agenda. And just for the record you don't look like a Marine, talk like Marine, act like a Marine, walk like a Marine or have the same beleifs as a Marine. Like I said bro you should thank the God you don't beleive in your ass was never in the field with real mutha fucking killas. Force Recon ngrs would have cut you up and ate your punk ass like a rare cooked piece of fillet, pussy ass ngr bitch. I would have never told them they were actually eating pussy.

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[The Alpha...]

lol

Plank stop fawkin bombing me u bish ngr!! Leave my ass the fawk alone... I'm on a phone app so that doesn't allow me to give u a got damned thing...

 

[miplank]

you should've thought about that when I told you to gimme that fuckin' K

 

[The Alpha...]

you should've thought about that when I told you to gimme that fuckin' K

Are u really that fawkin stupid ngr? Really??? Or can u not fuckin read for shit? When using this site from a phone app it won't let u do that shit! All u can do is chat!!! So fawk u and ur K... Bomb or bob on deez nutz

 

[miplank]

I saw what you said, but I don't give a fuck.

 

[The Alpha...]

I saw what you said, but I don't give a fuck.

U want some K? U gotta work for it ngr! So do a handstand and show me wut u tworkin wif...

 

[-SD-]

You must have advanced through the ranks on the heels of the whole faggots in the military agenda. And just for the record you don't look like a Marine, talk like Marine, act like a Marine, walk like a Marine or have the same beleifs as a Marine. Like I said bro you should thank the God you don't beleive in your ass was never in the field with real mutha fucking killas. Force Recon ngrs would have cut you up and ate your punk ass like a rare cooked piece of fillet, pussy ass ngr bitch. I would have never told them they were actually eating pussy.

u mad?

Your military record is probably as legit as your pics. But none of that matter cuz we all bros up in this bish right bor

 

[The Alpha...]

Beezy why can't I ever get any cool pics dawg? Sumtin fo da spank bank...

 

[Strongbow]

u mad?

Your military record is probably as legit as your pics. But none of that matter cuz we all bros up in this bish right bor

LMAO Indeed we are brutha, but my military service is something I've always been serious as fuck about. But yea I made that shit up bro, we still boys you know that. And I already told ya'll I was born pissed off, now fix me one of dem sammiches Captian Cook

 

[youpissmeoff]

Marcus Lutrell

Marcus Luttrell - Lone Survivor

I was in the audience when you spoke one time at a conference. Damn.. I didn't knwo that was you SB.

 

[-SD-]

Well didnt you know, ol' SB was a part of Seal Team 6 and put the head shot on Bin Laden last year.

 

[Strongbow]

Well didnt you know, ol' SB was a part of Seal Team 6 and put the head shot on Bin Laden last year.

Dude I would eat three shit bag Seals for an appetizer. Seals are as big a fucking joke as you are ngr

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[Strongbow]

Marcus Lutrell

Marcus Luttrell - Lone Survivor

I was in the audience when you spoke one time at a conference. Damn.. I didn't knwo that was you SB.

Real mutha fuckas don't give seminars you faggot ass old bitch ngr. They come home lick their wounds crawl into a bottle of booze or pills and suffer with thei memories till God needs another mutha fucking killa in heaven. Go fuck yourself with a strand of barb wire you pencile dick cock suxer and I bet you wont pop dat fucking mouf off to my face bitch. You nor your fucking buddy dave either one. Further more ill kick both ur fucking asses at one time bet the farm mutha fucka you'll be living in the fucking street while ya hoe ass wife pours my fucking liquor and crushes my hydros mutha fucka all Beezys ngrs say it together Amen

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[-SD-]

Dude I would eat three shit bag Seals for an appetizer. Seals are as big a fucking joke as you are ngr

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That would be most impressive given your physical (and mental?) limitations.

 

[Strongbow]

Richard Marcinko cooked for my Team mutha fucka ask the homo when you go to your next pussy ass seminar

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[Strongbow]

That would be most impressive given your physical (and mental?) limitations.

If you're dumb enough to think I have any limitations physical or mental then you are obviously the dumb ass here. But really you and ypmo should team up and kick my blind broke backed ass it will be a walk in the park followed by your fucking family members singing sad songs and driving slow with their headlights on in the daytime bish ngr

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[Strongbow]

This is my favorite bitch and she's got permanant PMS mutha fuka

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[youpissmeoff]

Real mutha fuckas don't give seminars you faggot ass old bitch ngr. They come home lick their wounds crawl into a bottle of booze or pills and suffer with thei memories till God needs another mutha fucking killa in heaven. Go fuck yourself with a strand of barb wire you pencile dick cock suxer and I bet you wont pop dat fucking mouf off to my face bitch. You nor your fucking buddy dave either one. Further more ill kick both ur fucking asses at one time bet the farm mutha fucka you'll be living in the fucking street while ya hoe ass wife pours my fucking liquor and crushes my hydros mutha fucka all Beezys ngrs say it together Amen

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I said conference not seminar you stupid fuck . W spoke at it this year - he said if you were on his secret service Osama would have got his ass.

 

[The Alpha...]

Amen!

 

[Strongbow]

I said conference not seminar you stupid fuck . W spoke at it this year - he said if you were on his secret service Osama would have got his ass.

do you really think Seal team 6 and the CIA done some heroic shit by raiding a run down compound and killing a fuck drug addicted raghead? Do you think it really took that long to find him? Osama was a polotical pawn used by our ngr president to gain poll points. Bush didn't have him killed for economic reasons but this guy was a dead man as soon as his purpose was served. You're as dumb as every other civilian in the US bro. Have you ever killed a man ngr boy?
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[zwhit]

What years did you serve sb?

 

[Strongbow]

What years did you serve sb?

I didn't bro, I made it all up, hadn't you heard. LOLZ

 

[zwhit]

I didn't bro, I made it all up, hadn't you heard. LOLZ

lol

what's force recon? similar to navy seals, army rangers?

 

[Strongbow]

lol

what's force recon? similar to navy seals, army rangers?

Force Recon is similar to The Seals, but let's put i like this, if you had to choose to be in SF would you wanna be the baddest of the Navy or the baddest of the mutha fucking bad, The Marines? It's basically a matter of being a frog man with fancy gadgets or a mutha fucking ruthless killing machine. I'm not trying to be disrespectful Seals do alot of swimming and shit, Michael Phelps would make a great Seal, but when the President wants something done that has a high success rate they call Seals, when he wants something done they say is impossible, he calls Force Recon Delta bro, I'm the mutha fucking Alpha and The Omega ngr, baleeeeee dat. Ask anybody that's a Marine and they will tell you the same thing. And FYI Delta Recon is like Team 6, but with Outlaws and Killas bro not swimmers.

 

[The Alpha...]

Hey I thought I was the alpha?? Says it right up there!

 

[Strongbow]

When I said I was the Alpha and omega I didn't mean I was a trouble making shit head (The Alpha) or a big gay scary dude, that bangs Afeedz on the weekends and worships unicorns (The Omega)

 

[-SD-]

lol this is fucking great

 

[Strongbow]

lol this is fucking great

Shouldn't you be over on the Mod board pleading sombodies case and earning that COTB instead of in here turning my thread into and interracial faggot fest.

 

[Strongbow]

Dave's mad cause The Marines give his bitch ass a tatar peeler and not a gun.

 

[The Alpha...]

U sir have shown me err of my ways... The shit head is behind me...

Thanks again

 

[-SD-]

Shouldn't you be over on the Mod board pleading sombodies case and earning that COTB instead of in here turning my thread into and interracial faggot fest.

lol guess youre the fucking EF hall monitor? Why do you care so much about cotb, jelly? Leave the mod boards to the staff and get back to brainwashing EF noobs with your delusions of grandeur

 

[Strongbow]

U sir have shown me err of my ways... The shit head is behind me...

Thanks again

Good for you bro, You're a good bro for sure, and Steve is a good guy give him a chance and he'll do right by you.

 

[zwhit]

Force Recon is similar to The Seals, but let's put i like this, if you had to choose to be in SF would you wanna be the baddest of the Navy or the baddest of the mutha fucking bad, The Marines? It's basically a matter of being a frog man with fancy gadgets or a mutha fucking ruthless killing machine. I'm not trying to be disrespectful Seals do alot of swimming and shit, Michael Phelps would make a great Seal, but when the President wants something done that has a high success rate they call Seals, when he wants something done they say is impossible, he calls Force Recon Delta bro, I'm the mutha fucking Alpha and The Omega ngr, baleeeeee dat. Ask anybody that's a Marine and they will tell you the same thing. And FYI Delta Recon is like Team 6, but with Outlaws and Killas bro not swimmers.

nice. You got medals and awards and shit?

 

[Strongbow]

lol guess youre the fucking EF hall monitor? Why do you care so much about cotb, jelly? Leave the mod boards to the staff and get back to brainwashing EF noobs with your delusions of grandeur

GTFO my thread and I won't worry bout you or your punk ass, and no I'm not jelly at all I just wonder if your really know why you're and ombudsman? Answer me that and I'll drop it, cause I would like to tell you if you don't know already.

 

[youpissmeoff]

do you really think Seal team 6 and the CIA done some heroic shit by raiding a run down compound and killing a fuck drug addicted raghead? Do you think it really took that long to find him? Osama was a polotical pawn used by our ngr president to gain poll points. Bush didn't have him killed for economic reasons but this guy was a dead man as soon as his purpose was served. You're as dumb as every other civilian in the US bro. Have you ever killed a man ngr boy?
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Hell no - way to big of a pussy for that. I have trouble sleeping just feeling guilty for all the times I fucked your wife in teh ass - lolzzz

 

[Strongbow]

Hell no - way to big of a pussy for that. I have trouble sleeping just feeling guilty for all the times I fucked your wife in teh ass - lolzzz

You should in noway feel guilty for ass fucking my wife, none of her colored BF's do.

 

[youpissmeoff]

You should in noway feel guilty for ass fucking my wife, none of her colored BF's do.

Thanks - perhaps I will sleep better tonight.

 

[-SD-]

GTFO my thread and I won't worry bout you or your punk ass, and no I'm not jelly at all I just wonder if your really know why you're and ombudsman? Answer me that and I'll drop it, cause I would like to tell you if you don't know already.

I was nominated, a little poll was held, and I got it. Unless theres some sort of behind the scenes bullshit that happened that youre going to tell me. Is that what youre just dying to tell me bro?

But once again, why do you give a shit? Plenty of staff on here past and present are staff because of many varied reasons, none of which should concern you. Only a jelly would bring any of this up really

 

[Strongbow]

Thanks - perhaps I will sleep better tonight.

Good and besides I don't feel guilty about having 3ways with your wife and your mom. But you really need to get mom some better denture cream bro, tired of pulling her teeth out with my cack head after I blow in her throat.

 

[The Alpha...]

Hey Beezy, I got a cousin who was 1st infantry marines, I asked him about the force recon... Basically this was his exact response..
"when the president wants something done that's achievable and quiet, then he calls the seals."
"when there's some chaotic shit going down and he needs something done that might not be achievable and not worried about keeping quiet then he send force recon".
He also said that the big difference is that when a force recon team is sent out, everyone involved knows that there is a good chance if not guarantee that they ain't comin back!

 

[Strongbow]

I was nominated, a little poll was held, and I got it. Unless theres some sort of behind the scenes bullshit that happened that youre going to tell me. Is that what youre just dying to tell me bro?

But once again, why do you give a shit? Plenty of staff on here past and present are staff because of many varied reasons, none of which should concern you. Only a jelly would bring any of this up really

You know what bro, you're exactly right, so let's please just leave this alone. I like you and I know you love me so lets kiss and make up close your eyes and pucker up (no hetro)

 

[-SD-]

You know what bro, you're exactly right, so let's please just leave this alone. I like you and I know you love me so lets kiss and make up close your eyes and pucker up (no hetro)

cock meat sammiches for all

 

[youpissmeoff]

Good and besides I don't feel guilty about having 3ways with your wife and your mom. But you really need to get mom some better denture cream bro, tired of pulling her teeth out with my cack head after I blow in her throat.

Dude - my mom is 83 and gave birth to 13 kids. Kudos to you if you can pull that off.

 

[Strongbow]

Hey Beezy, I got a cousin who was 1st infantry marines, I asked him about the force recon... Basically this was his exact response..
"when the president wants something done that's achievable and quiet, then he calls the seals."
"when there's some chaotic shit going down and he needs something done that might not be achievable and not worried about keeping quiet then he send force recon".
He also said that the big difference is that when a force recon team is sent out, everyone involved knows that there is a good chance if not guarantee that they ain't comin back!

I appreciate you doing some real research bro, ask your cousin what kinda man it takes to be Force Recon bro. The Seals are America's darlings, Recon Marines are the God Damn sword of almighty God. My father was Recon and he always said Recon marines have a yearning desire to meet God face to face. Recon Marines don't yell and scream, they die as they kill in silence my brutha. So one day when I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will not fear evil, because I'll be the baddest mutha fucka in the valley.

 

[Strongbow]

cock meat sammiches for all

You know I want two, extra jizzum please

 

[Strongbow]

Dude - my mom is 83 and gave birth to 13 kids. Kudos to you if you can pull that off.

I didn't say the poosie was tight bro, but she's fiesty ole lioness.

 

[The Alpha...]

I appreciate you doing some real research bro, ask your cousin what kinda man it takes to be Force Recon bro. The Seals are America's darlings, Recon Marines are the God Damn sword of almighty God. My father was Recon and he always said Recon marines have a yearning desire to meet God face to face. Recon Marines don't yell and scream, they die as they kill in silence my brutha. So one day when I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will not fear evil, because I'll be the baddest mutha fucka in the valley.

Haha said u guys would shit yo self and use it for cammo!

 

[Strongbow]

Haha said u guys would shit yo self and use it for cammo!

Some memories are best left in the past bro.

 

[nangiggles]

When I said I was the Alpha and omega I didn't mean I was a trouble making shit head (The Alpha) or a big gay scary dude, that bangs Afeedz on the weekends and worships unicorns (The Omega)

I laughed (sorry Amy)

 

[Strongbow]

V heard this story years ago in detail, it's enough to make a grown man cry and it usually does.

 

[Strongbow]

I laughed (sorry Amy)

I'd eat it for her Nan if you hold the lips open, Deal?