Today at work

[bigbassturd]

Actually, don't.

I don't wanna hear shit from some java alter 5 years from now about how you're a horrible mother and a drunk

 

[nangiggles]

No ambien for me

 

[miplank]

did you write that w/your feet?

 

[cindylou]

Actually, don't.

I don't wanna hear shit from some java alter 5 years from now about how you're a horrible mother and a drunk

I know right?

That's what stopped me too.

 

[miplank]

Sent from my Nexus 7 using EliteFitness

hahahhahahah

 

[bigbassturd]

I know right?

That's what stopped me too.

ever kick that meth addiction?

 

[nangiggles]

LMFAO!!

I somewhat have a kinda similar story with wine

I have a rum story like that.

I have no kids and know that java won't ever have a better moral compass than.mine so fuck it lololol

 

[miplank]

I know right?

That's what stopped me too.

good times tho!

 

[nangiggles]

I have a job interview tomorrow, this will play out nicely

 

[bigbassturd]

I have a job interview tomorrow, this will play out nicely

I showed up to a job interview with a 2 day old shave, t-shirt, jeans, tennis shoes, and 10 mins late.

So you couldn't do much worse than that....

Besides, I don't think taco bell does alcohol screening