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Tips on how to become a popular poster

Romanesque

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#1 Tell everyone you're a girl in th 10th Grade.

#2 When you make a post you regret, blame it on steroids.

#3 If you're not sure if something is good or not, just say it is gay.

#4 Remember that G.W actually planned 9/11 and John Kerry is secrtetly a Frenchman.

#5 Keep in mind that everyone is a narc until they produce pics of their breasts and/or penis.

#6 If you can't join a public or private organization, because you are too fat, keep that information to yourself.

#7 Stating that you've, "come out of the closet" is fine so long as you mention that your girlfriend licked it up.

#8 Feel free to attach the suffix "lingus" to any part of the anatomy and ask if people are into it.

#9 Freedom of speech is tolerated oddly. If you ate your next door neighbor, feel free to share, but never discuss karma.

#10 Buy a thesaurus. Everybody's I.Q in here is well above 130. You'll need some help to keep up the hoax, farce and charade. Also, lady's cups are DD and all men wear suspenders beneath their shirts to keep their pants from falling down from the titanic weight of their johnsons.

#11 Lastly, if you're thinking about posting something intellectual, keep thinking until you have forgotten what you were going to say.
 
15 post funny pics...

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16 have lots of the green stuff...
 
Romanesque said:
I've read a poem of yours Paulo. How disappointing can it be?


LOL,

more so than your original post, your attempt at a flame...disappointing.

Obviously, it is something that comes naturally for you.

Alter boy.
 
Paulo said:
LOL,

more so than your original post, your attempt at a flame...disappointing.

Obviously, it is something that comes naturally for you.

Alter boy.


I guess you've been writing alot of shitty poetry or else you wouldn't feel the need to attack a thread that was begun with no malintentions.
 
Romanesque said:
I guess you've been writing alot of shitty poetry or else you wouldn't feel the need to attack a thread that was begun with no malintentions.


attack? no, my first post on this thread was merely my opinion. Sorry, I post things on EF knowing that some will like what I say and some will not, I can deal with it. Maybe you should remove whatever assortment of dead animals you have lodged in your asshole and learn to deal with a little harmless criticsm.
 
Paulo said:
attack? no, my first post on this thread was merely my opinion. Sorry, I post things on EF knowing that some will like what I say and some will not, I can deal with it. Maybe you should remove whatever assortment of dead animals you have lodged in your asshole and learn to deal with a little harmless criticsm.

:lmao:

PWN3D
 
BileStew said:
Number whatever: Don't start a thread about looking for tips to become "internet popular", Then afterwards, slice downward.


WTF do I care. I've been around long enough to read a poem by Paulo and a alot of posts by TB. If you don't think it's funny, nobody's loss.
 
Romanesque said:
WTF do I care. I've been around long enough to read a poem by Paulo and a alot of posts by TB. If you don't think it's funny, nobody's loss.

Obviously you do care. If you didn't, you would have responded to anyone's critiques or started a thread about one becoming popular.

You can deny it until you're blue in the face, the fact remains that you do care.

And great example of using TB's post's as some sort of comic relief or instructional tape at becoming popular. That's like comparing Leon Spinks to Plato...Whoopity fucking doo!!
 
BileStew said:
Obviously you do care. If you didn't, you would have responded to anyone's critiques or started a thread about one becoming popular.

you know if you wanted to prove it we could give him a little dose of the red stuff... :evil:
 
wtlftr said:
lets blast the guy.

agreed...

on a side note- who is the chick in the avarlo?
 
wtlftr said:
my avatar is of a nice, 20 something AA girl

what does AA mean - alcoholics anon?

pic off the net or something you took?
 
AA= african american. yes it is off the net. My girl and her twin didn't want a topless photo, so i got one close, but my girl is a little thinner..boobs are about the same and she is not shaven, even though i wish she would atleast trim it a bit.
 
BileStew said:
Obviously you do care. If you didn't, you would have responded to anyone's critiques or started a thread about one becoming popular.


God damn, you boys are assholes. Someone drops by to make a fucking post that some people may find funny and you flame the fuck out cause you have nothing better to do. Whatever. You boys give all the "red stuff" you want. But grow the fuck up and don't give me fucking lessons asshole about who is trying to impress who whiile you hit up a 1,000 post a month cause you get nothing else going on. I'm just passing through. You're stuck here dickhead.
 
Romanesque said:
God damn, you boys are assholes. Someone drops by to make a fucking post that some people may find funny and you flame the fuck out cause you have nothing better to do. Whatever. You boys give all the "red stuff" you want. But grow the fuck up and don't give me fucking lessons asshole about who is trying to impress who whiile you hit up a 1,000 post a month cause you get nothing else going on. I'm just passing through. You're stuck here dickhead.

Another post grad student from charm school!
 
doa mucha, just some guy starting shiat and pissing people off. I think he mentioned that he wanted his green dot to turn gray. How funny
 
sawa- we are just dropping red on the kid...

wtlftr- dude that chick looks alright by me - if you have a bigger version you should put one in your gallery...
 
jerkbox said:
you guys are fucked up

who- why?

what I want to know is how does sawa always know when karma is dropping? guess that is why he is the great one....
 
my girl is shy. BTW. I mentioned i missed a good pick of her twin sister. My gf was taking picks of her cat and her sister was nude. I was in a bad mode and told her to pick the pics up herself. She told me of the nude pic later that day. Now i go to all picture pick ups.
 
Romanesque said:
God damn, you boys are assholes. Someone drops by to make a fucking post that some people may find funny and you flame the fuck out cause you have nothing better to do. Whatever. You boys give all the "red stuff" you want. But grow the fuck up and don't give me fucking lessons asshole about who is trying to impress who whiile you hit up a 1,000 post a month cause you get nothing else going on. I'm just passing through. You're stuck here dickhead.

I'm stuck here? That's rich!!

If you seriously think my responses were flames to you, then take a look at the one I'm composing now. And if you have been around here for so long as you proclaimed, then you would have realized that 99% of my posts are of a ball busting nature.

It's hysterical how you pretty much make this subliminal claim of me being played here by stating that "You're stuck here dickhead". You can attempt some inane semantical arguement to save your precious internet reputation, but the facts are clear; your inability to procure a conventional existence, has forced you to create one in the box atop your desk. You solidify that point by starting a mindless thread asking how to become "Internet Popular". Sadly, you're being played by life, and you don't even know it.

Is that flame enough for you?
 
I can tell him how not to become popular.... LOL

wtlftr- LOL
 
BileStew said:
I'm stuck here? That's rich!!

If you seriously think my responses were flames to you, then take a look at the one I'm composing now. And if you have been around here for so long as you proclaimed, then you would have realized that 99% of my posts are of a ball busting nature.

It's hysterical how you pretty much make this subliminal claim of me being played here by stating that "You're stuck here dickhead". You can attempt some inane semantical arguement to save your precious internet reputation, but the facts are clear; your inability to procure a conventional existence, has forced you to create one in the box atop your desk. You solidify that point by starting a mindless thread asking how to become "Internet Popular". Sadly, you're being played by life, and you don't even know it.

Is that flame enough for you?

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to BileStew again.


Damn, I just snorted some chocolate mint protein drink out of my nose!
 
Paulo said:
Dude, I hate to say this, but that was rather weak.


almost...disappointing, lol.

I could have dropped a few F bombs, but what's the sense? I'm actually in a good mood tonight.

How about a haiku flame next time?
 
no he is still on a distinguished road apparently...
 
hopefully no one accidentally hit him with green...
 
Poor guy, he was just trying to make a few friends, get a few of us to chuckle.
 
Becoming said:
hopefully no one accidentally hit him with green...

I don't hit anyone with Red, no matter how much I think of them being abject fucking idiots.

But I'm close to hitting BigDawg soon....The bitch whapped me with red for hiring some kids to drop off 12 dozen donuts at his door.
 
my bro is a sigma chi. I needed some help at a bar one night, 5 on 1, me 1. My brothers frat bros helped out. The bar was closed due to too much blood on the floor.
 
sawastea said:
Possibly, one of the worst Haiku's I've ever seen

We are all dumber for having read that


die die die die die
die die die die de die die
fuck you die die die

is that better :D





(J/k, please don't red me ;) )
 
wtlftr said:
y are we still going. The jerk is gone.

I've come back for a little more entertainment. I've been laughing my ass off at how big most of you make yourselves out to be. Almost nobody here has a set of balls. Only one person could step up and say the post was kinda funny. Everyone else hid or piled on in fear of being rejected by a bunch of insecure meatheads who couldn't get laid to save their lives- hence they chase and try to impress transvestites and grandmothers on the board who have their own fucked up insecure reasons for hanging around. The fact is most of you have been severely picked on throughout your lives, maybe by kids in school, maybe by your parents. Who knows. You feel the need to reciprocate given any chance and I feel kinda of sorry for you. I know there are some good people here who can think for themselves and no disrespect to those who know this doesn't apply to them. Now that I've pissed off the apparent majority of the board I will proudly sign the fuck off. Ta Ta mofos.
 
Romanesque said:
I've come back for a little more entertainment. I've been laughing my ass off at how big most of you make yourselves out to be. Almost nobody here has a set of balls. Only one person could step up and say the post was kinda funny. Everyone else hid or piled on in fear of being rejected by a bunch of insecure meatheads who couldn't get laid to save their lives- hence they chase and try to impress transvestites and grandmothers on the board who have their own fucked up insecure reasons for hanging around. The fact is most of you have been severely picked on throughout your lives, maybe by kids in school, maybe by your parents. Who knows. You feel the need to reciprocate given any chance and I feel kinda of sorry for you. I know there are some good people here who can think for themselves and no disrespect to those who know this doesn't apply to them. Now that I've pissed off the apparent majority of the board I will proudly sign the fuck off. Ta Ta mofos.

LOL.........Game set match Romanesque.
 
lets break it down...figure ive been here long enough
Romanesque said:
I've come back for a little more entertainment. I've been laughing my ass off at how big most of you make yourselves out to be. Almost nobody here has a set of balls.
most of these guys are huge, and look like, and probably could kick your ass

Only one person could step up and say the post was kinda funny. Everyone else hid or piled on in fear of being rejected
if it was posted by someone with more than 27 posts, and dint look like some guy just trying to make an entrance by acting like he has all of elite fitness figured out, it may have been a tiny bet entertaining

by a bunch of insecure meatheads who couldn't get laid to save their lives-
again, these guys are huge fine specimines of nature (hit me up with some karma someone)

hence they chase and try to impress transvestites and grandmothers on the board who have their own fucked up insecure reasons for hanging around.
like getting training and nutrition info, or sharing stories and opinions with a cool, and diverse group of people?

The fact is most of you have been severely picked on throughout your lives, maybe by kids in school, maybe by your parents. Who knows.
well, your acting like you know, even though you clearly dont

You feel the need to reciprocate given any chance and I feel kinda of sorry for you. I know there are some good people here who can think for themselves and no disrespect to those who know this doesn't apply to them. Now that I've pissed off the apparent majority of the board I will proudly sign the fuck off. Ta Ta mofos.
bye...who are you again?
 
While you're laughing your ass off, try laughing some of that gut off too. :worried:



Romanesque said:
I've come back for a little more entertainment. I've been laughing my ass off at how big most of you make yourselves out to be. Almost nobody here has a set of balls. Only one person could step up and say the post was kinda funny. Everyone else hid or piled on in fear of being rejected by a bunch of insecure meatheads who couldn't get laid to save their lives- hence they chase and try to impress transvestites and grandmothers on the board who have their own fucked up insecure reasons for hanging around. The fact is most of you have been severely picked on throughout your lives, maybe by kids in school, maybe by your parents. Who knows. You feel the need to reciprocate given any chance and I feel kinda of sorry for you. I know there are some good people here who can think for themselves and no disrespect to those who know this doesn't apply to them. Now that I've pissed off the apparent majority of the board I will proudly sign the fuck off. Ta Ta mofos.
 
he will be back...

I can't believe he still is "on a distinguished road"...
 
I think I've hit rock bottom.
Is there a 12 Step Program for me?

TheProject said:
And it's all your fault for tainting his thread...if you had posted an LOL...things would've been different.
 
sawastea said:
sawastea never got a hold of him :D

waht are you doing holding on to that salvo? share the wealth bro :evil:
 
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