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Time to come out

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musclebrains

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Today is National Coming Out Day.

It's time for all you guys to come out of the closet. We've seen your pictures. You shave your chests and wear thongs. We know who you are. Come out.

:)
 
SSME is planning a big bash for him and Runner. It's a pic swap party!!!
 
musclebrain...I sincerely hope that your "coming out" works out for you. While I don't particularly like to hear about "coming outs", I guess they make the gay feel better. Therapy in a way. Interesting that you as a gay, or queer as you prefer to be called, seem to take EVERY opportunity to decide other members are gay. Then you announce it to the board.
 
Test boy said:
musclebrain...I sincerely hope that your "coming out" works out for you. While I don't particularly like to hear about "coming outs", I guess they make the gay feel better. Therapy in a way. Interesting that you as a gay, or queer as you prefer to be called, seem to take EVERY opportunity to decide other members are gay. Then you announce it to the board.
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LOL! I don't even know how he got "gay" from The Tick. I mean, have you ever even seen the cartoon musclebrains?

I think you're the one who isn't comfortable with his sexuality. I think you're actually HETEROSEXUAL!!! You can't come out of the closet because you never had one. Are you a wannabe homo? I know that it's okay to be gay, but just cause everyone else is doing it doesn't mean you have to. Be strong. I know you like girls. It's okay. I'm here for you man. :D
 
The Tick? Gay? Nonsense. He protects us all by dishing out hot steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice!!!!
 
My protege on the board isn't quite ready to come out this year.... He is still fumbling the words to all Judy Garland songs. Maybe next year he will be ready.
 
I guess it's time for me to come out then

Yes yes...I'm an alchoholic......i can't seem to stop drinki....ohh err...what are we talking about here....ahh...no im not gay although I do know some guys who are...does that count?:D
 
Test boy said:
musclebrain...I sincerely hope that your "coming out" works out for you. While I don't particularly like to hear about "coming outs", I guess they make the gay feel better. Therapy in a way. Interesting that you as a gay, or queer as you prefer to be called, seem to take EVERY opportunity to decide other members are gay. Then you announce it to the board.
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Get a sense of humor, Testboy. I am just making a joke. In any case, I don't think my "diagnoses" of homosexuality are NEARLY as frequent as the queer bashing that takes place here. You don't like to hear about "coming outs"? I don't like to read queer bashing.

Honestly, lighten up.

By the way, it's clear, from your lack of humor that you are an unhappy gay man. Get gayer. Turn in your het card, too. Report to beauty school.
 
frorider6 said:


LOL! I don't even know how he got "gay" from The Tick. I mean, have you ever even seen the cartoon musclebrains?

I think you're the one who isn't comfortable with his sexuality. I think you're actually HETEROSEXUAL!!! You can't come out of the closet because you never had one. Are you a wannabe homo? I know that it's okay to be gay, but just cause everyone else is doing it doesn't mean you have to. Be strong. I know you like girls. It's okay. I'm here for you man. :D
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*SNIFF* Hold me, frorider.

Actually, I screwed women for 10 years. I hit bottom on pussy. Maybe I can change back? Help me.
 
I hide in Pauly's closet when his ma cums upstairs.........SHHHHH! :devil:
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
My protege on the board isn't quite ready to come out this year.... He is still fumbling the words to all Judy Garland songs. Maybe next year he will be ready.
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Does the sodomy training come after or before the lipsynching of Judy?
 
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MasterMind said:
Yes yes...I'm an alchoholic......i can't seem to stop drinki....ohh err...what are we talking about here....ahh...no im not gay although I do know some guys who are...does that count?:D
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That makes you gay by association. Turn in your het card. Report to Anal Assplower's Ecole du Sodomy.
 
musclebrains said:


*SNIFF* Hold me, frorider.

Actually, I screwed women for 10 years. I hit bottom on pussy. Maybe I can change back? Help me.
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Ummmmm, nobody said anything about holding you. :rolleyes: So just back on up there bro.

In all seriousness, I do hope everyone knows I was kidding in my first post. I don't want to be labeled a gay basher. You homos can do whatever you want. Just don't get any on me. :FRlol:
 
frorider6 said:


Ummmmm, nobody said anything about holding you. :rolleyes: So just back on up there bro.

In all seriousness, I do hope everyone knows I was kidding in my first post. I don't want to be labeled a gay basher. You homos can do whatever you want. Just don't get any on me. :FRlol:
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Your humor was clear, Fro. Most gay people have a sense of humor about themselves. Otherwise, considering the hatred we live with, we'd all kill outselves.
 
Weapon X said:


Yeah, I'm quite the cervix-smasher myself, bro.
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LOL...I didn't mean it quite that way, but, yeah, I have no doubt you hit 'em hard.

I have reason to believe, btw, that Weapon X is actually heterosexual. Considering his recent thoughtful conversion from homo hater, I am sending him as a token of appreciation my souvenir Liberace dildo.
 
musclebrains said:


LOL...I didn't mean it quite that way, but, yeah, I have no doubt you hit 'em hard.

I have reason to believe, btw, that Weapon X is actually heterosexual. Considering his recent thoughtful conversion from homo hater, I am sending him as a token of appreciation my souvenir Liberace dildo.
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: That was good...
 
Thanks musclebrain...you made me laugh. Turn in your het card and report to beauty school. That was a good one. Maybe we will have a truce someday. My sense of humor pretty much got nuked on Sept. 11. I shed some tears that day. Saddest day of my life. Did anyone see the interview with the poor guy who was the CEO of the bond trading firm and lost over 700 employees. If that didn't make you shed a few tears...you are heartless. Then there are thoughts of the NYFD running up the stairs while everyone else ran out. Then there was...........
 
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gymnpoppa said:
Funny thread, but what about me?

Bring it on......I need some more laughs....
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HELLO???? You make your living by cooking tofu, every lesbian's favorite food, and you ask if you're gay?

Moreover, you appear to have a Harley. **I** have a Harley.

Turn in your het card. You're gay. Report to the Rug Munchers' Girth and Mirth Club meeting at Club Tongues on Fire.
 
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musclebrains said:


HELLO???? You make your living by cooking tofu, every lesbian's favorite food, and you ask if you're gay?

Moreover, you appear to have a Harley. **I** have a Harley.

Turn in your het card. You're gay. Report to the Rug Munchers' Girth and Mirth Club meeting at Club Tongues on Fire.
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Road King is my toy.....tofu? Have you been in my window? :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Test boy said:
. Maybe we will have a truce someday. My sense of humor pretty much got nuked on Sept. 11. I shed some tears that day. Saddest day of my life. Did anyone see the interview with the poor guy who was the CEO of the bond trading firm and lost over 700 employees. If that didn't make you shed a few tears...you are heartless. Then there are thoughts of the NYFD running up the stairs while everyone else ran out. Then there was...........
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Truce? Are we fighting? What's the subject of our fight? Let me know. I hate to lose.

You need to reclaim your humor, or at least give yourself permission to. I'm a shrink and my clients have all internalized the disaster. It's become a kind of metaphor for many of them. I realized this week that most of them are symbolizing something in their own lives through their repetitive rumination. I'm not diminishing the actual horror, but we all attach to it according to something in our own psychic process.
 
Very few times do I actually suck dick. Usually they have exhausted themselves while I was delivering some patented Anal Trauma to their rears.

But I have never worn a black belt with brown shoes, that I guess I can't be straight.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Very few times do I actually suck dick. Usually they have exhausted themselves while I was delivering some patented Anal Trauma to their rears.

But I have never worn a black belt with brown shoes, that I guess I can't be straight.
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Sodomy is not sufficient to identify a person as gay, it's true. There's a string on here about buttfucking women (transitive use of the verb). Cocksucking is insufficient to identify homosexuality either, since most straight men think women want to die with a dick in their mouth.

Then the question becomes whether the gender of the partner REALLY is sufficient to identify homosexuality. Does a man in prison who become's another man's bitch also become a homosexual? Can homosexuality be transient, or do we only have homosexual behavior?

None of these work. You're right. It comes down to a sense of fashion. A gay man, however, does NOT wear brown shoes. He wears black shoes and a black belt, which he removes during vertical sex to use as a restraint and whip. Blackbelt sex. No brownbelt sex. Your post implies that you wear brown shoes and therefore I am convinced you are a straight man impersonating a gay man.
 
I wore brown shoes..... once..... never with a black belt.... and the brown shoes had BUCKLES ON THEM!!!!!!!!!! Does that count?

(I remember a member on the board saying a long time that you could identify a gay man because they all wear shoes with buckles....)
 
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