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So, I'm in the bathroom this morning with my 5yro and we're doin' our normal routine before school and she says..."Mommy can you come to school and eat lunch with me again today?" ((friday ritual for me)) I say, "Sorry hun, i can't today I have to work". She seemed disappointed for all of 4 seconds then said "Oh oh I know mommy...check it, (yes, she said "check it") you can pretend you're working and sneak out and come to my school. Your boss won't know at all, I'm serious mommy".

Call me crazy, but that's quite the mastermind for a five year old. I do baleedat I'm going to have my hands full in about 5 years. :worried:

I'm curious to know how your kid has outsmarted you or the "system". How old were/are they and what'd they do??
 
I still thinking...you go to school and eat luch with her?? I can't get mine out the door fast enough lolol....good for you
 
Gymgurl said:
I still thinking...you go to school and eat luch with her?? I can't get mine out the door fast enough lolol....good for you
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Hahaha. Yeah, she's the coolest little person in the world. It's fun being adored by all the little people too. haha

I try to do "little things" that'll leave an impression later in life. I fully intend to start a food fight this week.
 
Shoot yes. They outsmart people on a daily basis. Damn kids.
Just the other night my oldest was playing his games.
The teacher sends home his spelling words weekly written on index cards. Well I looked every where for them.I figured need2 took off with them because he is known for throwing things away or moving them or whatever.
So any way, my 8 year old son says to me "oh, who cares mom.We can just tell the teacher that we did them. She wont know". So I get all pissy because he needs to know these words. So I am searching the house and now I find the clip that used to be on them, so I know they are some where.....He is sitting back all relaxed he says " you know mom, we dont have to do them."
Well I beat him at his own game. The teacher had also sent home a lined paper where for homework he had to re write the spelling words..SO I made a new set of cards with the spellin words. LOL. As he sits by all pissed off. so finally we finish the words or whatever....Well yesterday I was messing about at the table and happen to move the little table runner that I have on the table and low and behold what is under it all spread out?
The damn spelling words..The boy tried to hide them so that he did not have to do them!
 
Gymgurl said:
I still thinking...you go to school and eat luch with her?? I can't get mine out the door fast enough lolol....good for you
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lol. Maybe it is different when there is only one kid....I would love to go see my son in school but the kids prevent it. Plus I am so fed up with the fights and the teasing the others that school is like a little break. Although I do go to a bunch of special things. Like today he has karate so I intend on going to see him there.
 
poor kids. They are so smart and creative. Then by and by all of that is snatched away from them. Forced to become mechanical machines like most of you.
 
Well, in the U.S., it is customary for most white people to try to talk and act black, thereby appearing "cool". It must appear fucking hilarious. It isn't.
 
ah... man... I could tell stories over stories of how my kids TRY to outsmart me. I know their game though. LOL
 
The biggest Tragedy of the story is that our Duaghter said "Check It"


on the other hand I also found the story incredibly endearing and cute..........

are you Married? or single?

I ask cus your young right?
 
OMEGA said:
The biggest Tragedy of the story is that our Duaghter said "Check It"


on the other hand I also found the story incredibly endearing and cute..........

are you Married? or single?

I ask cus your young right?
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Lestat was saying some very demeaning things about you earlier orb.

just sayin
 
habitualhealth said:
So, I'm in the bathroom this morning with my 5yro and we're doin' our normal routine before school and she says..."Mommy can you come to school and eat lunch with me again today?" ((friday ritual for me)) I say, "Sorry hun, i can't today I have to work". She seemed disappointed for all of 4 seconds then said "Oh oh I know mommy...check it, (yes, she said "check it") you can pretend you're working and sneak out and come to my school. Your boss won't know at all, I'm serious mommy".

Call me crazy, but that's quite the mastermind for a five year old. I do baleedat I'm going to have my hands full in about 5 years. :worried:

I'm curious to know how your kid has outsmarted you or the "system". How old were/are they and what'd they do??
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You wouldnt believe some of the stuff my son has come up with. His mind works so differently than mine ever did. Different personalities I guess. He's highly spirited and imaginative and clever. It's both good AND bad, depending on whether he's using his powers for awesome or for evil.
 
Smurfy said:
You wouldnt believe some of the stuff my son has come up with. His mind works so differently than mine ever did. Different personalities I guess. He's highly spirited and imaginative and clever. It's both good AND bad, depending on if he uses his powers for awesome or for evil.
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same here.
 
boss_ said:
Well, in the U.S., it is customary for most white people to try to talk and act black, thereby appearing "cool". It must appear fucking hilarious. It isn't.
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You need help removing the corncob from your :mommakin: ?



OMEGA said:
The biggest Tragedy of the story is that our Duaghter said "Check It"


on the other hand I also found the story incredibly endearing and cute..........

are you Married? or single?

I ask cus your young right?
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Biggest tragedy? Lighten up.

Does the fact that I am single and/or young have any reflection on the story?
 
habitualhealth said:
You need help removing the corncob from your :mommakin: ?



Biggest tragedy? Lighten up.

Does the fact that I am single and/or young have any reflection on the story?
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I was being somewhat humerous about the "check it" comment

and the Question about you being single has no bearing on the above, was simply a curiosity.

I dated a single Mom for 2-3 years and am somewhat Sympathetic to them.
Though many of them are in that situation do to irresponsible disposal of youth.
 
OMEGA said:
I was being somewhat humerous about the "check it" comment

and the Question about you being single has no bearing on the above, was simply a curiosity.

I dated a single Mom for 2-3 years and am somewhat Sympathetic to them.
Though many of them are in that situation do to irresponsible disposal of youth.
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Ahh, my translation was off.

Yes, I am single.

Why sympathetic? Single parents have just as much of a chance to be successful in all areas as parents who are married. Different obstacles and challenges may be present but certainly no excuse to ride out the "victim" crutch. I've never had anyone feel sorry for me for being a single parent. I'd likely gut punch them for being so ignorant. ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
Ahh, my translation was off.

Yes, I am single.

Why sympathetic? ;)
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Because Women need Love, affection, security and a shoulder to rest on
a Real man basically which is always in short supply.
I dont like the concept of a women being challenged alone in the world with no Firm support in the form of a Man who is loyal to her.
Fuck friends and all the periphal support, one needs true support
 
OMEGA said:
Because Women need Love, affection, security and a shoulder to rest on
a Real man basically which is always in short supply.
I dont like the concept of a women being challenged alone in the world with no Firm support in the form of a Man who is loyal to her.
Fuck friends and all the periphal support, one needs true support
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Aww, well that's sweet. I agree with you but I think when there is a short supply for this good man you speak of.....we have to do what it takes. ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
Aww, well that's sweet. I agree with you but I think when there is a short supply for this good man you speak of.....we have to do what it takes. ;)
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short supply of good men and good women.

in a selfish media driven society, and a world of short thinking
things like honor, sacrifice, selflessness are rare..................
 
habitualhealth said:
Hahaha. Yeah, she's the coolest little person in the world. It's fun being adored by all the little people too. haha

I try to do "little things" that'll leave an impression later in life. I fully intend to start a food fight this week.
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Did you bronski one of the little boys with your new cans yet?

That'll leave an impression.

-
 
At 2 years of age, our twins (girls btw) lured my wife into the garage "to get one of their toys", then they slammed the door shut behind her and locked her out of the house. She went to the window and yelled at them and they stood there laughing at her. . .she had to run to the neighbor's in her bare feet and call me to come home from work and let her back in.

Twins are evil. :evil:
 
My five year old is wearing out saying "whatever"
 
I told my 2 or 3? year old girl we would shovel snow in our driveway if it snowed enough the night before. She loves that and said OK. The next day we were expecting a TV tech to come over and fix the TV from ... AM to... PM, you know the deal. I was waiting for them to come at any moment.

My daughter says "Daddy when are we going to shovel snow? There's so much snow outside." I said, "Well, honey, you know the men are coming to fix the TV. What if they come and we're outside, then we can't see them and they leave."

She says "Daddy, when they come, they'll walk up the steps and ring the bell. We can see them from the driveway as they walk up the steps and we'll say... Hello, are you the TV guys."


Arggg. she got me.
 
My girls did so many silly things to outsmart the average bear. I smile to myself when I think of the stories...

But now our lives are different.
 
gonelifting said:
I told my 2 or 3? year old girl we would shovel snow in our driveway if it snowed enough the night before. She loves that and said OK. The next day we were expecting a TV tech to come over and fix the TV from ... AM to... PM, you know the deal. I was waiting for them to come at any moment.

My daughter says "Daddy when are we going to shovel snow? There's so much snow outside." I said, "Well, honey, you know the men are coming to fix the TV. What if they come and we're outside, then we can't see them and they leave."

She says "Daddy, when they come, they'll walk up the steps and ring the bell. We can see them from the driveway as they walk up the steps and we'll say... Hello, are you the TV guys."


Arggg. she got me.
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hahah love it! nothing like a quick witted smart butt little person.

lol @ "hello, are you the TV guys".
 
habitualhealth said:
hahah love it! nothing like a quick witted smart butt little person.

lol @ "hello, are you the TV guys".
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stop fluffing up to gl dammit... You are my bitch and only fluff up to ME! ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
gonna need a translate on "fluffing". lol





...ur a dork.
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Just stand there and look pretty... oh and bat your eyes at me too. :qt:
 
my sons only 16 months but if he's doing something he knows he shouldn't be he'll point in another direction like he saw something really awesome behind me to distract me so he can proceed with his evil doings
 
Mine is now almost 14 and I have so lucked up with a pretty good kid. So needless to say when he brought home his last grades and I realized that he changed some of them...I went through the roof. I couldn't believe it. I was just in shock. So I am thinking...okay almost 14, the fun is starting to happen. NOT!! I was so disappointed in him. I can only wonder what is in store for me next. :worried:
 
Gymgurl said:
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard LOL
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smurf wants me, its obvious that she does... yet she won't admit it. She wants me to pleasure her love hole.
 
Girls... girls... please stop fighting over me.
 
habitualhealth said:
So, I'm in the bathroom this morning with my 5yro and we're doin' our normal routine before school and she says..."Mommy can you come to school and eat lunch with me again today?" ((friday ritual for me)) I say, "Sorry hun, i can't today I have to work". She seemed disappointed for all of 4 seconds then said "Oh oh I know mommy...check it, (yes, she said "check it") you can pretend you're working and sneak out and come to my school. Your boss won't know at all, I'm serious mommy".

Call me crazy, but that's quite the mastermind for a five year old. I do baleedat I'm going to have my hands full in about 5 years. :worried:

I'm curious to know how your kid has outsmarted you or the "system". How old were/are they and what'd they do??
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i'm curious of if ur still lactating...... GOT MILK?
 
mrdeeznuts said:
i'm curious of if ur still lactating...... GOT MILK?
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What the?

My mom used to bring me lunch once a week when I was in elementary school. My friends would be eating gross school food and I'd be eating a Wendy's hamburger on Friday's.
 
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