Those who are in partnership....married or not...

[Sundance]

Do you guys/gals fart in front of your other half?

I must to admit,shamlessly, that I do cut the cheese in front/back of my wife.....
Last time it happened last morning when she went for a cuddle, I let it go hard and loud. While it was quite a release for me, she sprung out of the bed and went to make some coffee.

Blame it on those damn protein farts.

 

[ohashi]

No.
Especially when I up my protein; with her fragile, small body, I'm sure I can kill her with one well-places SBD (simple but deadly).

 

[Testosterone boy]

Lots of protein makes me fart for sure.

I have smelled worse though.

 

[slickdadd]

Constantly. What fun is it to have a "partner," as you call it, that you can't lay it all on the table with. It just so happens that i tend to rip hardcore ass for fun.

 

[out_at_sea]

One of the greatest civilization, the Romans, used to burp and fart after a good meal...as a sign or of respect for the food.

Thus, we should follow suit....

WTF, if there is some fart ready for exit, it should be granted her wish...

I fart, therefore I exist!

 

[canadianhitman]

Of course...if you're around someone all the time, it simply can't be helped.

 

[slobberknocker]

Hell no. If I do that, then that gives her an excuse to do it. That would gross me out.

 

[strangebrew]

Yes, sometimes it gets so bad that the entire room will smell the next morning, when its like that she'll usually make me sleep on the couch.

 

[rjl296]

i fart around her all the time

 

[Sundance]

One of the greatest civilization, the Romans, used to burp and fart after a good meal...as a sign or of respect for the food.

Thus, we should follow suit....

WTF, if there is some fart ready for exit, it should be granted her wish...

I fart, therefore I exist!

True.

If one doesnt fart, something must be wrong with his/her bowels.