This Is Funny.....

[TheDarkSideNinja]

How about this weekend me and my group of crazies are going to trick some big ole broad into doing a RODEO! For whoever doesn't know what a RODEO is here is the definition. It is when you call a fat chick over and everybody but one brave soul is hiding in the closet. That same brave soul begins to fuck the lady cause we all know how fattys like to fuck but not to forget to strap a 2 by 4 on the ass before proceding with the infamous RODEO. Then we all pop out and scream RODEO and count how long the bravery lasts with the person who drew the smallest straw hehe. So this weeekend should yeild some fantastic results!!! If anyone wants to try this make sure you get one that is similar to a bull cause thats why its called rodeo!!! Now with this being said there is a method to my madness. When you go out "piggin" a.k.a lookin for chunkers you must be str8 to the point with the girl. Tell her that you wanna show her your room or something and varoooooooooom next thing u know shes blowin you in the car and before u get to the house u blow it in your trousers but wtf right its time for competition. It's kinda similar to bull-riding!!! YeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[kiakaha]

I always thought a rodeo was when you're hitting the girl doggie-style, THen you proceed to call her names like, You're such an ugly cunt, the only reason i can even fuck you is because i can't see your face, or start to tell your girlfriend how loud her sister was moaning the last time you fucked her,and ask her why she doesnt moan like her sister. After the tongue lashing the girl should be pretty pissed and she isn't going to want to be fucked anymore. This is where the rodeo comes into play. Once she tries to get away you have to ride her for atleast 8 seconds to get a score. After 8 seconds scoring is determined by the panel of judges hiding in your closet. And is based ferocity of the bull(girl), and gracefullness and form of bullrider(you).

 

[HansNZ]

What you are proposing to do to this woman is cruel.

 

[dairyrich]

What you are proposing to do to this woman is cruel.

awh......your so sensetive.

 

[gsxr1000]

What you are proposing to do to this woman is cruel.

Then try it on your boyfriend instead.

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

LMAO....

Kiakaha - Never heard of that version but that's a good one too!!!

GSXR1000 - LMAO

HanZ - If a giant girl is dumb enough not to realize that the guy just wants to fuck her and that's it and whatever else goes on then who cares!!! Everything you do is because u chose to be there...

 

[dmxdmx112v]

LOL....I thought the rodeo was when ur fuckin a chick doggy style...and all of a sudden take ur dick out of her pussy and ram the fucker in her ass and see how long u can hold on for...Peace

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

lol....

That one is a good idea too but i tried it once and it is impossible for me!!! 1st if there is not enough lube then there is absolutely no chance mine will even get in there. 2nd did you ever try getting it in there when a girl is virgin at anal??? Its a pretty hard task...one which requires finger work haha 3rd if you were by some odd chance able to get it in the poop chute you wouldn't wanna do it on your bed cause there would be blood all over the place hahaha!!!

 

[ManOfArms]

HansNZ

What you are proposing to do to this woman is cruel.

He doesn’t do rodeos, he does ponies.

 

[dzuljas]

Hanz its all about dominating the women and making them pay bro....they love the cock especially the fatties because they never get it, so they cherish the cock

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

LOL....

I really have to agree that the fattys love the cock any way they can get it big or small good or bad!!! They love it prolly more then they love food....

 

[skaman607]

How about this weekend me and my group of crazies are going to trick some big ole broad into doing a RODEO! For whoever doesn't know what a RODEO is here is the definition. It is when you call a fat chick over and everybody but one brave soul is hiding in the closet. That same brave soul begins to fuck the lady cause we all know how fattys like to fuck but not to forget to strap a 2 by 4 on the ass before proceding with the infamous RODEO. Then we all pop out and scream RODEO and count how long the bravery lasts with the person who drew the smallest straw hehe. So this weeekend should yeild some fantastic results!!! If anyone wants to try this make sure you get one that is similar to a bull cause thats why its called rodeo!!! Now with this being said there is a method to my madness. When you go out "piggin" a.k.a lookin for chunkers you must be str8 to the point with the girl. Tell her that you wanna show her your room or something and varoooooooooom next thing u know shes blowin you in the car and before u get to the house u blow it in your trousers but wtf right its time for competition. It's kinda similar to bull-riding!!! YeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've never heard of rodeo, and I'm having a hard time understanding your post, 2x4? what does the guy with the short straw ahve to do?

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

Well....

The guy who gets the shortest straw has to be the rider a.k.a the pig fucker This takes a lot of balls cause u have to fuck that thing in front of your friends and they will never forget it. We we're going to run a rodeo this past weekend but we decided to party with some hotties instead even though only 2 of us ended up getting action...man sometimes girls can be such tricks!!!! Anyways about the 2 by 4 it's a good idea to have one around for the smaller guys so they don't fall into that azzzzz all they must do is strap it to their back and if they happen to begin to fall in the board will save them

 

[DepressiveJuice]

grow up

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

Depressive Juicy...

Your hair is going to fall out if you keep following me around and getting so "DEPRESSED" over the shit i write!!! Your prob. is you don't understand or can't tell the diff. when somebody is fuckin around. Also seems to me like u always have some kinda grudge but guess it will be that way for a long time since you don't seem to be getting the point. I think you need to lighten up and have some fun...