TheDarkSideNinja said:How about this weekend me and my group of crazies are going to trick some big ole broad into doing a RODEO! For whoever doesn't know what a RODEO is here is the definition. It is when you call a fat chick over and everybody but one brave soul is hiding in the closet. That same brave soul begins to fuck the lady cause we all know how fattys like to fuck but not to forget to strap a 2 by 4 on the ass before proceding with the infamous RODEO. Then we all pop out and scream RODEO and count how long the bravery lasts with the person who drew the smallest straw hehe. So this weeekend should yeild some fantastic results!!! If anyone wants to try this make sure you get one that is similar to a bull cause thats why its called rodeo!!! Now with this being said there is a method to my madness. When you go out "piggin" a.k.a lookin for chunkers you must be str8 to the point with the girl. Tell her that you wanna show her your room or something and varoooooooooom next thing u know shes blowin you in the car and before u get to the house u blow it in your trousers but wtf right its time for competition. It's kinda similar to bull-riding!!! YeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This takes a lot of balls cause u have to fuck that thing in front of your friends and they will never forget it. We we're going to run a rodeo this past weekend but we decided to party with some hotties instead even though only 2 of us ended up getting action...man sometimes girls can be such tricks!!!! Anyways about the 2 by 4 it's a good idea to have one around for the smaller guys so they don't fall into that azzzzz all they must do is strap it to their back and if they happen to begin to fall in the board will save them 
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