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I had a nocturnal O last night. :worried:

I didn't know women could have those, especially at 37. I had a dream so vivid that I could even feel every bit of it. It was very realistic. I woke up mid-O. How embarassing.
 
heatherrae said:
I had a nocturnal O last night. :worried:

I didn't know women could have those, especially at 37. I had a dream so vivid that I could even feel every bit of it. It was very realistic. I woke up mid-O. How embarassing.
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Embarrassing :)
 
thats hot,set up a web cam we can watch this stuff on,before i court ya i gotta know if your a screamer,or if you make weird sex noises
 
heatherrae said:
I had a nocturnal O last night. :worried:

I didn't know women could have those, especially at 37. I had a dream so vivid that I could even feel every bit of it. It was very realistic. I woke up mid-O. How embarassing.
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ummmmmmmmmm, then why post about it?


I hear, as you age it only gets better.
 
All I can remember is that some guy was licking the kitty VERY WELL. Next thing I know I was lying awake in bed mid-O with no man in sight, not touching myself or ANYTHING.
 
theoak01 said:
thats hot,set up a web cam we can watch this stuff on,before i court ya i gotta know if your a screamer,or if you make weird sex noises
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If it is really good, I can sometimes grunt like a man...lol.
 
javaguru said:
BTW, you're welcome.
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I feel super-pathetic to be having dreams like a teenage virgin boy...lol.

I usually almost never dream about that stuff.
 
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Stefka said:
Hahaha
I can't believe you got bombed over the compass test.
Twice.
Fuck the compass test.
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I know :(

I'm more upset about him moving the thread to where I can't get to it :mad:
 
heatherrae said:
what was the compass test?
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Some computer test you take between high school and college that is supposed to tell you what you should do with the rest of your life.
 
Stefka said:
Some computer test you take between high school and college that is supposed to tell you what you should do with the rest of your life.
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Oh, I was told I should be a forrest ranger. I'm too antisocial to be around people. Even the bears are afraid of me...lol.
 
caligirl said:
only if you think 37 is old... which I wouldn't, because I AM 37 myself...
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30+ is a great age for a woman,the have that certain something that is just amazing,thats why im dating a 31 year old,I wanna post a pic but dont think I should
 
heatherrae said:
Oh, I was told I should be a forrest ranger. I'm too antisocial to be around people. Even the bears are afraid of me...lol.
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I was supposed to be a writer or an actress.
 
Stefka said:
Some computer test you take between high school and college that is supposed to tell you what you should do with the rest of your life.
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When I took that in high school I stumped the test, it had no idea what I should be.
 
javaguru said:
When I took that in high school I stumped the test, it had no idea what I should be.
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besides really, really, really good looking?
 
Stefka said:
I was supposed to be a writer or an actress.
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I wish I had been an actress. I LOVED it. However, my father threatened to disown me if I went into acting. :rolleyes:
 
heatherrae said:
I wish I had been an actress. I LOVED it. However, my father threatened to disown me if I went into acting. :rolleyes:
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I did a little acting (infomercial). I always liked dance better though.
 
Stefka said:
I did a little acting (infomercial). I always liked dance better though.
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Yep, me too. Dancing and acting are probably my only two innate talents, and my father stifled them at every turn.
 
Stefka said:
A pregnant woman in a hooters uniform. That would be awesome.
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ROFL...I'm seriously going to go buy a tiny little hooters shirt that wont even cover the prego belly. How funny would that be? Even the gals on Jerry Springer would not dress that tacky.
 
heatherrae said:
ROFL...I'm seriously going to go buy a tiny little hooters shirt that wont even cover the prego belly. How funny would that be? Even the gals on Jerry Springer would not dress that tacky.
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Maybe you could make it on the calendar.
 
javaguru said:
I realized there is more to life than being really, really good looking. :blue steel:
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I knew you would catch the zoolander reference.
 
heatherrae said:
I had a nocturnal O last night. :worried:

I didn't know women could have those, especially at 37. I had a dream so vivid that I could even feel every bit of it. It was very realistic. I woke up mid-O. How embarassing.
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my wife has those.. it is hilarious.. in a good way... let it happen baby..
 
heatherrae said:
I had a nocturnal O last night. :worried:

I didn't know women could have those, especially at 37. I had a dream so vivid that I could even feel every bit of it. It was very realistic. I woke up mid-O. How embarassing.
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I see nothing embarrassing about this. I have this happen at least once a month.
 
Heather, if i can break into my ex's storage space, i'll send you her Bedazzler. your avi needs a make over...
 
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HumanTarget said:
Heather, if i can break into my ex's storage space, i'll send you her Bedazzler. your avi needs a make over...
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based on her other photos, i would concuer enjthusiaiastically
 
I've had a lot of sexual dreams, but never have I cummed in my sleep. I'll be fucking them and all the sudden they'll morph into a hideous monster. Something always happens to ruin it.
 
biteme said:
I've had a lot of sexual dreams, but never have I cummed in my sleep. I'll be fucking them and all the sudden they'll morph into a hideous monster. Something always happens to ruin it.
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you never like, humped on your mattress and nutted from the friction? i can't be the only one....
 
HumanTarget said:
you never like, humped on your mattress and nutted from the friction? i can't be the only one....
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Nope. I feel inadequate... I still can shoot my wad over my head though when I'm real turned on.
 
i never had a wet dream, ever. i usually wake up with a raging hardon, sometimes to the point where i have to jerk off not for pleasure but just to get rid of it

i'd love to wake you up with my face in your skittle-flavored tulip
 
the last time i came, like one drop slowly rolled out, dripped down to my balls than ran UP the crack of my ass. i've got such a weak money shot....
 
HumanTarget said:
the last time i came, like one drop slowly rolled out, dripped down to my balls than ran UP the crack of my ass. i've got such a weak money shot....
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what the fuck rob, you gotta take some colomid or smojthinhg
 
HumanTarget said:
the last time i came, like one drop slowly rolled out, dripped down to my balls than ran UP the crack of my ass. i've got such a weak money shot....
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I hate that.
 
canadianhitman said:
I'd be taking a shot of HCG every week if I was hitting a gram of cyp....I like to keep my nuts at full size.
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newborns have bigger plums than me.
 
Thats nothing ot be embarrassed by. Being pregnant im sure your hormones are all over the place. Plus you have gone months without sex, you have an excuse. What excuse can i give for sporting a hard on 24-7?
 
heatherrae said:
All I can remember is that some guy was licking the kitty VERY WELL. Next thing I know I was lying awake in bed mid-O with no man in sight, not touching myself or ANYTHING.
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sure it wasnt feisty's dog?
 
HR, 40 yrs old here and I still get these once a month. Wet dream leading to a big O. Bigger than when I'm awake.
The last dream-O I had was about someone from EF ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
HR, 40 yrs old here and I still get these once a month. Wet dream leading to a big O. Bigger than when I'm awake.
The last dream-O I had was about someone from EF ;-)
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I put the O in Oceano :jenscat
 
heatherrae said:
I had a nocturnal O last night. :worried:

I didn't know women could have those, especially at 37. I had a dream so vivid that I could even feel every bit of it. It was very realistic. I woke up mid-O. How embarassing.
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Thats Hot was the dream about me?
 
nefertiti said:
I see nothing embarrassing about this. I have this happen at least once a month.
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Really???? That is cool, actually. I wish it happened all the time, now that I think about it.
 
HumanTarget said:
this is about your flare, Heather. i thought you wanted to express yourself???
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but I'm wearing 20 pieces. Are you saying that you want me to wear more?
 
blueta2 said:
HR, 40 yrs old here and I still get these once a month. Wet dream leading to a big O. Bigger than when I'm awake.
The last dream-O I had was about someone from EF ;-)
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Ha! Do tell!
 
heatherrae said:
I had a nocturnal O last night. :worried:

I didn't know women could have those, especially at 37. I had a dream so vivid that I could even feel every bit of it. It was very realistic. I woke up mid-O. How embarassing.
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LOL Welcome to the club!

When I was pregnant w/my first I was horny 24/7, but I didnt really want to have sex w/my ex... so I took care of business on my own... :qt:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL Welcome to the club!

When I was pregnant w/my first I was horny 24/7, but I didnt really want to have sex w/my ex... so I took care of business on my own... :qt:
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Well, my only problem is that I've ALWAYS taken care of myself while lying on my stomach. Now that I can't lie on my stomach...

Let's just say my self sex life looks a bit like an "I love Lucy" episode.
 
heatherrae said:
Well, my only problem is that I've ALWAYS taken care of myself while lying on my stomach. Now that I can't lie on my stomach...

Let's just say my self sex life looks a bit like an "I love Lucy" episode.
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:lmao:

Do ya gotta BOB? Might make it a less acrobatic experience... :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
:lmao:

Do ya gotta BOB? Might make it a less acrobatic experience... :worried:
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Nope, I threw out bob and tom when I moved in with Dan. I miss them...lol.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Maybe time for a newer improved model?

Just sayin. :biggrin:
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Seems like it. Can you imagine the looks I would get going into one of those adult stores pregnant? hehehehe. That alone may be worth going to buy one.
 
heatherrae said:
Seems like it. Can you imagine the looks I would get going into one of those adult stores pregnant? hehehehe. That alone may be worth going to buy one.
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Take pics and make a blog out of the experience.

Hooray me! I just plunked down 75 bucks I didn't have for a paper I'll edit when I get it.

Go figure.
 
heatherrae said:
Seems like it. Can you imagine the looks I would get going into one of those adult stores pregnant? hehehehe. That alone may be worth going to buy one.
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I wish you were in Texas. We would have a truck load of fun at the adult store... You, me and the old lawn gnome. Hell, he managed to get hisself stopped the other night at the Walmart. He is always making silly comments just to get people to laugh. The dude at the front of the store wasn't having it and made us wait like 20 minutes while he checked EVERY item in our cart... even his partner (who was challenged - right on to Walmart for hiring these people and giving them an opportunity to take care of themselves!) thought that after the first 5 minutes the dood was being "excessive".

My hubby kept making comments like,"Well, I tried to put the case of paper towels in my pocket but DAMMIT they just wouldn't fit!"

I won't even tell you what happened at the checkout when we bought feminine hygiene products. :worried:
 
sardonicone said:
Take pics and make a blog out of the experience.

Hooray me! I just plunked down 75 bucks I didn't have for a paper I'll edit when I get it.

Go figure.
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the one on the greek sex life? I think your prof just wanted some free erotica from the students. If your paper comes back sticky, be very concerned. :worried:
 
heatherrae said:
the one on the greek sex life? I think your prof just wanted some free erotica from the students. If your paper comes back sticky, be very concerned. :worried:
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Heh. It's not his fault the Greeks liked touching the boys.

I mean, who doesn't?
 
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