Things you love to hear your Girlfriend say

[milo hobgoblin]

There are so many but here are a few of my recent favorites

1. (by a long shot) "I like my boob job but I really want to get them bigger and get better cleavage.

2. "Cum in my ass......."

3. "That girl is really sexy, I wonder if she likes girls too. "

add on................

 

[frorider6]

"Smack my face with your dick again!"

"When are you going to fuck me in the ass again?"

"Will you cum on my face tonight?"

 

[bigschweeler]

"I'm bored, let's shave my pussy"

 

[Alpine]

"Aim for my tits!"

 

[rnch]

"you're the best i EVER had"

"it's so BIG!!! it won't fit in me!"

"let's 3 way with someone u pick"

"rnch,,,,,,rnch,,,,,OH RNCH!!!!!!"

 

[Screwball]

"Smack that ass!"

 

[Puddles]

"Yes!" and "Absolutely!" (to anything I suggest)

"Let's have a sleepover tonight!"

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

"Put it ANYWHER you want!!"
"God it's too big!!"
"Fuck my hot friend in the ass for me again baby!!!"
"you want me to suck that huge cock you have?"

 

[TheStromba]

" I want to lick your cum off her face !"

(I actually heard that one this week, Haven't done it yet )

 

[dmxdmx112v]

"my ass is the only place that monster cock is going!"

 

[magdelana]

O God baby i am cumming in your mouth.

Please dont ever stop fucking me

mufmufhmuf (while i am sitting on her face)

Use the 9 inche "realistic black penis" dildo on me now.

Mmmmm....i wonder if i can lick your g-spot?

 

[b fold the truth]

"I'd like to go back to my motel tonight and be met at my door by Cindy Crawford wearing nothing but a fur coat...and a note from my wife saying...'have a good time'. No that would be awesome."

.....Bill Engvall

B True

 

[Vortexx]

oooww GAWWD...! I feel the GHB hitting hard, let's go upstairs!

 

[dellzip]

Take your cock out of my ass and let me swallow your cummmmm

 

[supertech69]

When she grabs my hair & screams "eat that pussy mother fucker"

 

[SofaGeorge]

My favorite line of all time...

I was at a meeting at Doc Johnson's... they are the largest sex toy manufacturer in the world. One of my client's designed products for them. At the time the meeting was to show every one the "ultra realistic" dildo that he had invented. It was made of a special hot melt plastic so that it looked and FELT exactly like a real penis. (It was actually kind of freaky. It really did fell like the real thing.)

I'd brought my girlfriend with me to the meeting. She was a really sweet wide eyed Bambi innocent. My client opened his brief case at the table we were all sitting at and handed 7-8 samples of the realistic dildos to the people sitting around the table. Everyone examined them in silence... and then my girlfriend asked innocently...

"Why did you make it so small?"

I loved that girl.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

damn sofa,show off!!!

 

[40Ngrowin]

"I think we should date other people"

 

[The Dude]

OK, well, this isn't a happy post because I've just lost this girl. She's the greatest and I'd still marry her even after the break-up.

It varies, but things like this were always great:

"Cum all over me!"

"You're my knight in shining armor." (corny, but you know how it is)

"She's sexy."

OK, I've got more but I'm going to quit before I depress myself.

 

[b fold the truth]

Maybe I am just madly in love...but...

"I love you"
"I miss you"
"Isn't it time to work out?"
"Can I try one of those atlas stones?"
"C'mon B True...ONE more rep!!!"

B True

 

[lilchit]

sorry, im not a guy, but i just gotta post.

(lets set the scene........in the middle of hot monkey sex, he whispers)

"you know whats gonna happen next, dont ya? im gonna @#$* that hot little ass youve been teasing me with all week"

 

[supertech69]

sorry, im not a guy, but i just gotta post.

(lets set the scene........in the middle of hot monkey sex, he whispers)

"you know whats gonna happen next, dont ya? im gonna @#$* that hot little ass youve been teasing me with all week"

I'll be sure to practice that line for ya lilchit!

 

[Screwball]

in the middle of hot monkey sex

Hot, monkey sex sounds good!

 

[Nick1974]

I'm board what about i call my girlfriend and we could have a threesome

 

[40Ngrowin]

lol lilchit, I didn't know you were paying that close of attention last night

 

[40Ngrowin]

this is the one i'm waiting to hear " honey, this is my friend magdelana. do you mind if she joins us?"

 

[PumpedRock]

"Im sorry I have my period, why dont I just blow you"

"So my friend got divorced last month, I think she needs a good fuck - wanna help her out?"

"Im too tired for sex, why dont you just jerk off and when you are almost there, cum in my mouth.."

 

[lilchit]

this is the one i'm waiting to hear " honey, this is my friend magdelana. do you mind if she joins us?"

40!!!!
why are you such an aggressive pig? and why does that turn me on so much?

 

[lilperronis]

"lick her pussy while i jurk you off"