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Things you love to hear your Girlfriend say
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"I'd like to go back to my motel tonight and be met at my door by Cindy Crawford wearing nothing but a fur coat...and a note from my wife saying...'have a good time'. No that would be awesome."
.....Bill Engvall
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.....Bill Engvall
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supertech69
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When she grabs my hair & screams "eat that pussy mother fucker"
SofaGeorge
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My favorite line of all time...
I was at a meeting at Doc Johnson's... they are the largest sex toy manufacturer in the world. One of my client's designed products for them. At the time the meeting was to show every one the "ultra realistic" dildo that he had invented. It was made of a special hot melt plastic so that it looked and FELT exactly like a real penis. (It was actually kind of freaky. It really did fell like the real thing.)
I'd brought my girlfriend with me to the meeting. She was a really sweet wide eyed Bambi innocent. My client opened his brief case at the table we were all sitting at and handed 7-8 samples of the realistic dildos to the people sitting around the table. Everyone examined them in silence... and then my girlfriend asked innocently...
"Why did you make it so small?"
I loved that girl.
I was at a meeting at Doc Johnson's... they are the largest sex toy manufacturer in the world. One of my client's designed products for them. At the time the meeting was to show every one the "ultra realistic" dildo that he had invented. It was made of a special hot melt plastic so that it looked and FELT exactly like a real penis. (It was actually kind of freaky. It really did fell like the real thing.)
I'd brought my girlfriend with me to the meeting. She was a really sweet wide eyed Bambi innocent. My client opened his brief case at the table we were all sitting at and handed 7-8 samples of the realistic dildos to the people sitting around the table. Everyone examined them in silence... and then my girlfriend asked innocently...
"Why did you make it so small?"
I loved that girl.
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Snurd Nurdler
damn sofa,show off!!!
The Dude
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OK, well, this isn't a happy post because I've just lost this girl. She's the greatest and I'd still marry her even after the break-up.
It varies, but things like this were always great:
"Cum all over me!"
"You're my knight in shining armor." (corny, but you know how it is)
"She's sexy."
OK, I've got more but I'm going to quit before I depress myself.
It varies, but things like this were always great:
"Cum all over me!"
"You're my knight in shining armor." (corny, but you know how it is)
"She's sexy."
OK, I've got more but I'm going to quit before I depress myself.
Maybe I am just madly in love...but...
"I love you"
"I miss you"
"Isn't it time to work out?"
"Can I try one of those atlas stones?"
"C'mon B True...ONE more rep!!!"
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"I love you"
"I miss you"
"Isn't it time to work out?"
"Can I try one of those atlas stones?"
"C'mon B True...ONE more rep!!!"
B True
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