Things the perfect woman would say

[kunta]

The Perfect Woman Would Say...

1. I'll swallow it all ... I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a
case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for
a threesome!

5. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please
try again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's
asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you
had time to play on Saturday, too.

14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again,
come see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Impossible.

The perfect woman had her larynx torn out years ago.

 

[WODIN]

you forgot...

My girlfriend jane, the hot little red head, is coming over for a threesome this evening.

 

[Test boy]

Funny stuff kunta.

 

[kunta]

number 15 would not be good though if she is morbidly obese

 

[Bikini Mod]

Does like 12/13 out of 15 count?

...just curious.

Believe it or not, there are some chicks who WOULD (AND HAVE)say NEARLY all of those things.

 

[the nature boy]

I'd have no problem with a woman saying such things. Just as long as she wasn't saying that to some other dude too.

 

[Bikini Mod]

See now, you would know FOR SURE if she was as you'd be peeling out cash to her BEFORE she took her clothing off - LOL!

 

[gymnpoppa]

Impossible.

The perfect woman had her larynx torn out years ago.

 

[the nature boy]

See now, you would know FOR SURE if she was as you'd be peeling out cash to her BEFORE she took her clothing off - LOL!

The women I paid for never said such things....... wait.... I mean the women my friend pays for........ yeah......... uh nevermind.


Seriously, do women lost that sexual "attitude" when the wedding ring comes on? I know bikinimom says she's done or said that stuff, but was that pre or post (If I'm not mistaken) marriage? Or during?

 

[smallmovesal]

Does like 12/13 out of 15 count?

...just curious.

Believe it or not, there are some chicks who WOULD (AND HAVE)say NEARLY all of those things.

.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Your question is WELL FOUNDED as A LARGE MAJORITY of women tend to FORGET ABOUT THIER SEXUALITY once they have the ring.......just as many man forget about MAKING THEIR WOMAN FEEL AS THOUGH THEY ARE THE ONLY WOMAN ON THE PLANET once they get that cooter.

True, when we were having children I did not have the time or energy to do all the things for my ex that I did BEFORE children...I am not talking about sex. I am talking about all the little extras that made him feel like a king. But then again, I thought he would appreciate the 110% that I poured into his (and mine, of course) children.

Truthfully, he turned me down more than I did him. Come to think of it, I don't think I turned him down EVER (with the exeption of when I was pregnant with the first, third and last and he was cool with it because he knew it was not him...just that I was either hormonal, sick, tired, uncomfortable or all of the above). Now we are figuring maybe 9 months times 3...give or take which would total what, like a little over 2 years time...not consecutively of course out of THIRTEEN YEARS together? I'd say that that was PRETTY FUCKING GOOD.

Were there times when shit was bad between us and neither ONE OF US WANTED IT? Of course, but barring those times, he was consistently getting FREAKY SEX till the end.

There are women out there who are secure with their sexuality and ARE NOT inhibited in bed.....they want to please as much as BE PLEASED....ya just gotta know how to ask for it. tee-hee

 

[Texas Guns]

Still married and still going at it!!!!!!!!! Better and stronger everyday!!!!

 

[Superbabe]

Ahh, there is only one thing I don't do for my guy...and he does not want the sqeeze. I see where you are coming from BKM but lets face it....our histories are not as relevant as our presents...lets stick to the gifts.

 

[the nature boy]

You are correct, it does go both ways. I hear stories both women and/or men losing sexual desire when they get married. But I've also heard more stories (maybe I'm biased because I'm a guy) about women all of a sudden not doing those really dirty things guys like them to do in bed. Solution to that: don't get married, but that's a whole different topic.

What's the joke....

Why does a woman smile when she walks down the aisle during her wedding?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

I think it's worded differently but you get the point .

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

The ones I WOULD SAY:-

1. I'll swallow it all ... I love the taste. - Ok, it doesn't taste that nice, but still....

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? - I love it when my man gets pissed.

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! - Now that would be funny.

7. You're so sexy when you're hung over. - He is sexy full time.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping. - Right ON, shopping sucks.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you
had time to play on Saturday, too. - Yes, give me time to play with my girlfriends.

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. - I'd do that if we lived together.


As for the others, Somehow, I don't think so.

 

[theoak01]

my gf doesnt do drugs or drink which i admire in her cuz most girls do,but she likes my as use

but the perfect girl would say,damn i like when your on gear ,can i buy you your next cycle and inject for you

 

[Test boy]

TCO...I like that idea. I once advertised for a girl to inject my Test. No responce....probably because it was on an anabolics board that had like 2 women. It was still fun thinking about it.