the worse my body gets, the more girls want to have sex.

[puddlemonkey]

I'm fat too guys.

You misspelled morbidly obese.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

just to add to the total wrongness that is the World Of GD, its become clearer that the shitter i look, the more hot chicks want to have sex with me. its complete bullshit. im actually embarrassed to get naked. at this rate, ill be fucking some girl and my lovehandles are going to be clapping together in front of me. Ive even started growing my chest/torso hair, and while I want to throw my guts up looking in the mirror, hot girls look up at me and squeal about how awesome it is, and then try to make little hair teepees on my boobs (notice, boobs, not pecs)

total. fucking. vomit.

women are shit. ruined my body and everythign. wtf.

They are either
A. Intimidated when you are in shape or
B. realize that when you're out of shape you subconsciously aren't trying as hard.