The truth about Star

[Star]

REMEMBER WHAT WE WANTED TO FIND BEFORE TRUELY NEED YOUR HELP SOFA GEORGE. i REALLY TREALLY DO. dON'T KNOW ANYONE AROUNED WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE. SO CAN YA HELP ME AND MY THE CURIOSITIYT OF THIS KITTYHERE.

STAR

 

[MortyJackson]

REMEMBER WHAT WE WANTED TO FIND BEFORE TRUELY NEED YOUR HELP SOFA GEORGE. i REALLY TREALLY DO. dON'T KNOW ANYONE AROUNED WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE. SO CAN YA HELP ME AND MY THE CURIOSITIYT OF THIS KITTYHERE.

STAR

I may be able to help you if you show me your tits!!

 

[Star]

I thought tornados didn't harass you folk this time of year?

C-ditty

They don't, Just shizzit talkin wannabes.

 

[strengthfiend]

I'm disappointed I thought this thread was going to be about Star Jones. She's a lawyer.

Strengthfiend

 

[Citruscide]

They don't, Just shizzit talkin wannabes.

That wouldn't happen to be the local automechanics would it??? I mean... if you get AAA coverage, does that help if you get a flat tire on your house???

C-ditty

 

[bbforlife]

^

 

[bigguns7]

REMEMBER WHAT WE WANTED TO FIND BEFORE TRUELY NEED YOUR HELP SOFA GEORGE. i REALLY TREALLY DO. dON'T KNOW ANYONE AROUNED WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE. SO CAN YA HELP ME AND MY THE CURIOSITIYT OF THIS KITTYHERE.

STAR

Oh my God, she's gone looney.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I thought you were going to tell us that you were SliceofPeach2, then I was going to burn my voodoo doll of her that I made out of a beach ball and crisco.

 

[Spartacus]

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."