The Official "What Does Your Groin Smell/Taste Like?" Thread

[novamanms]

Hmmm...pineapples.

Think I would rather drink the Semenex.

 

[Gymgurl]

Pineapple makes a man taste much better...more sweet than cloroxy

 

[novamanms]

Man, I hate pineapples. But since no one's going to be enjoying my essence anytime soon, I guess it doesn't matter.

The semenex is supposed to make it taste like pumpkin pie, btw.

 

[Gymgurl]

Damn now that would be good lololol.....hey but with the cold Ihave right now...I wouldn't taste a thing lol

 

[novamanms]

My experience with the groin of the woman has varied wildly. Some were almost nuetral...one was sweet and wonderful...one smelled like laundry detergent. Luckily, I've not encountered fishiness yet. I have encountered excessive saltiness...which was unpleasant.

As for male groin, all I can relate to is my own. And I'm very self conscious about odor, so I stay very clean. Taste? I dunno. If i could taste it, I wouldn't be on here posting...lol

 

[gabulldogs02]

Well you won't be licking my kitty then lol I don't know I have never had anyone complain BUT I know that it does change things

I'd kill my g/f feelings if i told her "Um you stink and ya taste like shit" Now i've never heard about onions and garlic..? WTF.. i thought it was just sweet fruit?

 

[Gymgurl]

Well I can tell you only what I know about men....BAD=garlic, oniions, beer, smoking, curry, aspargus

Women....some of the same things....but she should just be more tangy lol not stinky

 

[gabulldogs02]

My experience with the groin of the woman has varied wildly. Some were almost nuetral...one was sweet and wonderful...one smelled like laundry detergent. Luckily, I've not encountered fishiness yet. I have encountered excessive saltiness...which was unpleasant.

As for male groin, all I can relate to is my own. And I'm very self conscious about odor, so I stay very clean. Taste? I dunno. If i could taste it, I wouldn't be on here posting...lol

You have been very very fortunate!! Im kinda suprised actually.. The sweet taste i have yet to experience, but im pretty selective on who i go down on, i wont just go down on anyone.

 

[novamanms]

I'm selective, too. The sweet one was a well-conditioned, well-groomed, 35 yr. old cop...

 

[jenscats5]

Well I can tell you only what I know about men....BAD=garlic, oniions, beer, smoking, curry, aspargus

I concur....edit: Depends on the beer tho....