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The official I hate wedding thread.

Scotsman

Scotsman

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So I was just at my best friends wedding. Was nice to see him get married and all but I hate all the crap at weddings. Like:

Wearing a tux- If I can't go in jean I don't need to go there.
Being nice to people you've never met- Stupid wedding guests
Dancing- Thankfully there was a lot of alcohol.
Wearing a tux- Fuck I hate dressing up.
Being in church- Stopped going many years ago and don't like going back.
No single chicks- All the bridesmaids were spoken for.
Wearing a tux- Seeing the pattern yet?

In general just fucking elope in vegas and spend the money on a big reception.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
So I was just at my best friends wedding. Was nice to see him get married and all but I hate all the crap at weddings. Like:

Wearing a tux- If I can't go in jean I don't need to go there.
Being nice to people you've never met- Stupid wedding guests
Dancing- Thankfully there was a lot of alcohol.
Wearing a tux- Fuck I hate dressing up.
Being in church- Stopped going many years ago and don't like going back.
No single chicks- All the bridesmaids were spoken for.
Wearing a tux- Seeing the pattern yet?

In general just fucking elope in vegas and spend the money on a big reception.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I hate em too. Many of our social traditions are outdated and stupid. I especially hate having to give gifts to people. I'm on a strict budget and that's not in the budget. Many People actually have big weddings so they can get a whole lot of gifts. Here's my gift: Money's short, times are hard, here's your fucking wedding card.
 
biteme said:
I hate em too. Many of our social traditions are outdated and stupid. I especially hate having to give gifts to people. I'm on a strict budget and that's not in the budget. Many People actually have big weddings so they can get a whole lot of gifts. Here's my gift: Money's short, times are hard, here's your fucking wedding card.
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My wedding gift is gracing people with my awesome presence.

Oh also forgot to mention the 15 hour drive each way and wearing a tux.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
haha yeah they suck... I only like to go if there is open bar, none of that cash bar shit...

cheapskates...
 
d3track said:
what a douche
the bride should have known that there can only be one married bridesmaid
that's just plain rude
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Let's see there were four bridesmaids. Three were married, the one who's husband wasn't there was seven months pregnant. The fourth is a smoker and dating some douchebag marine.

Becoming- We got drink tickets so the wedding party didn't have to pay and I kept getting more tickets after mine ran out.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Becoming- We got drink tickets so the wedding party didn't have to pay and I kept getting more tickets after mine ran out.
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good enough.... all I require at a minimum is a keg out in the parking lot...

:chomp:
 
Scotsman said:
I put down some beers then about half a bottle of rum.
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sweet - so it wasn't a total loss...

the other thing about weddings is once you get plowed you can't leave and go someplace fun... have to stay till near the end or you look like an asshole...
 
As you grow older you realize that weddings can be fun if you are cynical.

Laughing at the giddy "I love you so much my pookie" crap...
15 years you won't be calling her pookie

Food... Weddings with good food are great.. Bad food (aka whoredurves) sucks..

Trying to guess which one of the wedding part is the most hung over as they stroll down the isle.. Usually lately its been the bride..

As for wearing a tux, unless you are in the wedding party, wear a nice shirt and tie.
See above ^ comment on wedding party and being hungover and tell me you hate that. Just no damn Sandals OK ?

Who says you have to be nice to anyone ?
Sit in the back and talk to yourself, or wear sandals and no one will want to be near you..
 
Weddings are painful. (There's a part of me that finds the concept of throwing a party (any not just wedding receptions) to get gifts to be extrememly offensive.

At least there's alcohol and you rate and make fun of all the guests that think too highly of themselves - especially when they get wasted and act stupid.
 
Y_Lifter said:
As you grow older you realize that weddings can be fun if you are cynical.

Laughing at the giddy "I love you so much my pookie" crap...
15 years you won't be calling her pookie

Food... Weddings with good food are great.. Bad food (aka whoredurves) sucks..

Trying to guess which one of the wedding part is the most hung over as they stroll down the isle.. Usually lately its been the bride..

As for wearing a tux, unless you are in the wedding party, wear a nice shirt and tie.
See above ^ comment on wedding party and being hungover and tell me you hate that. Just no damn Sandals OK ?

Who says you have to be nice to anyone ?
Sit in the back and talk to yourself, or wear sandals and no one will want to be near you..
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Oh yeah I am very cynical and he know's he is in for about 20years of torment. No one was hung over at the actual wedding as it was at 3pm.

The reason I was in a tux, was nice to people, and didn't have sandals on was: I was the best man.

Becoming I did go somewhere else after the reception problem was in ND and MN they close the bars at 1am. So I got in one shot of rumple and a beer.

Velvett- I agree gift parties are pretty crappy, and weddings are very painful especially when you are in them.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
i hear you. i cant wait till i get married though. my girl and i want a small wedding. just our parents and siblings. on the beach. followed by a cruise to haiwaii, ten days in hawaii and a cruise back to cali
 
velvett said:
Weddings are painful. (There's a part of me that finds the concept of throwing a party (any not just wedding receptions) to get gifts to be extrememly offensive.

At least there's alcohol and you rate and make fun of all the guests that think too highly of themselves - especially when they get wasted and act stupid.
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Yeah, all the snobby guest with their noses in the air. They go to the bathroom and drop deuce just like everyone else there does.
 
Agreed, the bride should know that only one bridemaid can be married. Wedding I was a groomsman in during spring break... I nailed the only married one... before you guys get mad at me... she asked me to dance and offered while we were dancing. The groom keeps trying to set me up with one of the single one's (a cousin of the bride)... but this has as of yet to happen. She is pretty hot though.

I dig weddings.
 
Besides, tradition dictates that any wedding BBF attends, he has to get very drunk and dance with each bridesman, as well as the mothers of both the groom and the bride, at least once.
 
Cry me a river

I have fifty first cousins, and an extended circle of friends. Every freaking month is a wedding. They all suck.

And when your 36 and not married people start thinking your gay, and the female date is just for show. Or a thousand other reasons, each of which they feel the need to ask you about, and offer advice on to correct.

Stupid married people
 
Jerseyart, I hear you. My dad's family is Czech and very traditional Catholic... so I have a huge family. I've been to alot of weddings.... My dad is one of 7 children and I have 22 first cousins just from his side. I get the same shit about being gay and I'm no where near 36 yet.
 
BBF: Almost the same here. First generation Euro Catholic background. I'm the oldest, and all the rest are married, and all have kids except for 1. No sweat though, my moms praying for me. I know this because she makes a point of telling me so at least a few times a week:) Great career and happy means nothing to these people. It's a sign of mental disorder without a wife and kids:)

Don't mention the tux thing just yet to the new girl. Might send the wrong impresiion:)

Ulcaster: More actually. I stopped counting in my early 20's, and they're still popping out kids. I have 18 uncles/aunts (not counting their spouses)
 
tiger88 said:
lol

serious bro


insert tiger next too you


no dice !
:twirl:


LOL
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LoL.... man if we both rolled up into a wedding in tuxes at the same time, every chick there would probably be dripping wet at the sight of it. It might be too much for them to take.
 
Weddings, I dislike them too, for similar and different reasons:

#1 Tuxes, I totally hear you on that. It's not just that I dont like them making me wear one, I hate it when they make me shovel out $80 bucks to rent one! The groom should pay for the frickin tuxes, if you ask me, or let you wear your own tux and not the "special kind that he wants everyone to wear from this one company"

#2 Taken Bridesmaids, totally hear you on this one. Another thing about bridesmaids which sucks, is even when they aren't taken and you find out they live far away, or if you start talking to one of them, and feel like you are being rude hitting on them and all, and then you ask her out and you get rejected, this sucks too.

#3 BIGGEST OF ALL - it pisses me off to see other people get married. It sucks going to a wedding and watching people get married, when you yourself are not married, single, and the worst of all is when you havent had a girlfriend in your life -> me.
Yea, it sucks seeing other people get something that you want. Them lucky punks, getting to have tons of sex that night (since a lot of people I know hold out until the lucky night)

#4, oh yea, and the drive out there sucks.
 
fyxgel2 said:
Weddings, I dislike them too, for similar and different reasons:

#1 Tuxes, I totally hear you on that. It's not just that I dont like them making me wear one, I hate it when they make me shovel out $80 bucks to rent one! The groom should pay for the frickin tuxes, if you ask me, or let you wear your own tux and not the "special kind that he wants everyone to wear from this one company"

#2 Taken Bridesmaids, totally hear you on this one. Another thing about bridesmaids which sucks, is even when they aren't taken and you find out they live far away, or if you start talking to one of them, and feel like you are being rude hitting on them and all, and then you ask her out and you get rejected, this sucks too.

#3 BIGGEST OF ALL - it pisses me off to see other people get married. It sucks going to a wedding and watching people get married, when you yourself are not married, single, and the worst of all is when you havent had a girlfriend in your life -> me.
Yea, it sucks seeing other people get something that you want. Them lucky punks, getting to have tons of sex that night (since a lot of people I know hold out until the lucky night)

#4, oh yea, and the drive out there sucks.
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1. Tux company fucked up so I got my rental for free.
2. Never feel bad hitting on bridesmaids that's really what they are there for.
3. I like the single life matter of fact staying single is my master plan for success in life.
4. Yes the drive does suck.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I didn't want a big wedding but my parents did...and they're paying for everything so I don't seem to get a lot of say. lol But I'm excited for the whole deal. It's been really fun to plan because I'm not obsessed with it nor have I had some sort of "picture of what I wanted since I was 5". My focus is having really great food and having it all be low key and lovely. It's on a Friday night too so it won't screw up people's weekend plans. Plus it's in duck season and it wouldn't have gone over well to have it on a Saturday.
 
Scotsman said:
Wearing a tux- If I can't go in jean I don't need to go there.
Being nice to people you've never met- Stupid wedding guests
Dancing- Thankfully there was a lot of alcohol.
Wearing a tux- Fuck I hate dressing up.
Being in church- Stopped going many years ago and don't like going back.
No single chicks- All the bridesmaids were spoken for.
Wearing a tux- Seeing the pattern yet?
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You'd like my wedding then. :) It's outside, open bar, no dancing, no tuxes. :) BUT, only a couple single girls. :) It's in Vegas though, so more single girls are around the corner.
 
biteme said:
Many of our social traditions are outdated and stupid.
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I think marriage is one of those outdated traditions. Why do you need a priest or judge to tell you can spend your life (or part of it) with someone. Tax breaks I guess.
 
Daisy_Girl said:
You'd like my wedding then. :) It's outside, open bar, no dancing, no tuxes. :) BUT, only a couple single girls. :) It's in Vegas though, so more single girls are around the corner.
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Weddings in Vegas rock, my brother got married there. As for the single girl thing doesn't matter how many are around if they don't like big tattooed meatheads I'm dead in the water. Have a good wedding.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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superqt4u2nv said:
Two birds with one stone doll! :qt:
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Ok just look at my avatar for the kilt picture. It's a couple years old but will have to do for now. Then photoshop in a tux jacket and voila! you have me in both. :verygood:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Ok just look at my avatar for the kilt picture. It's a couple years old but will have to do for now. Then photoshop in a tux jacket and voila! you have me in both. :verygood:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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That pic is to small!!!! :p
 
pitbullstl said:
Shit.....you guys should have been at my wedding........this whole thread would dissapear. :)
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If I had been in a tux I still would have hated being there, no matter what else went on.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Sheesh woman let me get to the tux pics first at least.

Now see what you have done Freeballin.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I can't help it if QT and I have the same, uh, tastes in Scottish casual wear.

(If you call throwing a camber halfway across a football field "casual")
 
FreeballinDC said:
I can't help it if QT and I have the same, uh, tastes in Scottish casual wear.

(If you call throwing a camber halfway across a football field "casual")
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It's casual, sprorting, and formal wear all in one. And yes throwing a caber across a field is a casual day.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Y_Lifter said:
Did you have a TUC sized buffet and open bar ?
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Uhhhh......no buffet. Filets and Salmon, and open bar from 8 p.m. until 2 a.m. My wifes parents are quite the country club duo. :)
 
Y_Lifter said:
So they like Kenny Chesney ?
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Not sure if that was bland sarcasm, or senility........so......

Country Club, as in golf, snooty fuckers, and lots of plastic surgery laden old broads.
 
One of the things I'm most excited for about my wedding is that I'm flying Smalls and Nicole in. That is going to be awesome. We have so many out of town friends flying in that we're not going to go out of town on the weekend of our wedding. We're going to party with our friends all weekend (after a night at a nice hotel on our wedding night). It's going to be great. I'm sure lots of pics will be taken!!
 
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