The Official "I am officially a P-I-G" Thread

[Zerxes]

So there's this girl at my gym tonight whom I have been friends with for several years. She a really nice girl and is decent looking, but is quite annoying at times(especially when she is drunk), so my friends & I always make fun of her. So anyhow she is standing at the counter and I see her look into the freeweight room at me, and Im like "Omg, PLEASE don't come over here"! So I look up and sure enough, here she comes trotting over to me with a big ole' smile on her face and I'm like UUUhhhhh. Then she proceeds to tell me that she is looking for a guy to just have a sexual relationship with and Im like uuuuuHHH(In my best Tim Allen voice). To make a long story short, we're going out Friday.

 

[Calypso]

is she black & obese?

 

[Zerxes]

is she black & obese?

Lmao! No you dickhead. Everyone's a comedian.

 

[DownUnder23]

is she black & obese?

that was funny!

 

[tripleV]

shes prolly hotter than hell

have a jolly ol time friday night

 

[Dr.M]

LoL from uhhhhhhhhhhh to uhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Knot_Sharpe]

So, you're all laughing up your sleeves at her and you think she doesn't notice?

Maybe if she had a friend, she wouldn't try so hard and might be a lot more pleasant.

I think you stand to find a buddy as well as a fuck-buddy if you do this right ... she just might surprise the hell out of you! If she's open minded enough to come on to you, who knows???

Have a hell of a Friday, I say....

Knot

 

[SirMack]

Why don't chicks walk up to me and say stuff like that at the gym???

 

[Nuke1855]

I hope youre black bro....

is she black & obese?

WTF kind of question is that ?? Does the black part play a part ? Obese even ? If you dont like black women fine , if you dont like fat women, fine. But keep that shit to yourself !!!

Fing ahole, you never know who might be on these boards trying to learn.

And no iam am not a fat obese black woman. Its a shame I heard great things about this board, and this is the first thing , no 3rd thing i see.

Good Luck " Bros"

 

[Zerxes]

Re: I hope youre black bro....

WTF kind of question is that ?? Does the black part play a part ? Obese even ? If you dont like black women fine , if you dont like fat women, fine. But keep that shit to yourself !!!

Fing ahole, you never know who might be on these boards trying to learn.

And no iam am not a fat obese black woman. Its a shame I heard great things about this board, and this is the first thing , no 3rd thing i see.

Good Luck " Bros"

Calm down. He was referring to my other Thread entitled "Why are Fat, Black Woman so aggressive"? He meant nothing racial by it, and neither did I btw. It was an inside joke. Now you know.