The Official "F**k the F**king Holidays Thread.

[PICK3]

ok.
fuck your turkey & mashed potatoes.
fuck the Lions losing on national tv again.
fuck cranberries, cranberry sauce & gravy boats.
fuck pilgrims.
fuck shoppers and shopping.
fuck malls & parking lots.
fuck black ice.
fuck candy corn.
fuck Santa & his elves.
fuck Mrs. Clause, too.
fuck Chirstmas trees.
fuck tinsel.
fuck gift wrapping & gift reciepts.
fuck layaway.
fuck your smile.
fuck you, your kids, your mom, your dad, your aunt & uncle.
fuck snowmen.
fuck happy holidays & seasons greetings.
fuck holiday blues.
fuck holiday music.
i hope i hurt one of youse fragile feelings. now, go post somewhere else, you're bothering me.

Should put these lyrics to a Xmas jingle.

 

[H_T_]

there's this fucking radio station over here that starts playing Christmas music around mid November. i'd like to burn it to the ground.

 

[Gymgurl]

Guess I'm not going to be there on the holidays with you .....LOLOL

 

[Gymgurl]

I think it is just want to crazy with all the gift buying.....I have to buy for 17 kids besides my own and then other family members

 

[pintoca]

fuck fruitcakes

like yourself?

 

[H_T_]

Guess I'm not going to be there on the holidays with you .....LOLOL

tell me something i don't know.

 

[Gymgurl]

I'm geigh???

 

[H_T_]

I'm geigh???

 

[Gymgurl]

Ill call you everyday now through x-mas and sing christmas songs to you

 

[H_T_]

Ill call you everyday now through x-mas and sing christmas songs to you

no Burl fucking Ives songs.