The most disgusting thing you have done sexually

[HS Lifter]

anal sex

 

[WODIN]

earned my "red wings".......again.

LMAO!!! Ahem...

 

[WODIN]

Ok, I'll go first. Once I was at a party and was talking to a girl who said she thought I was a 'dish' (dunno what that means), so after I had had 3 smirnoff ice we started kissing (Yes!!!, but I just hope she didn't get pregnant), then she started to open her mouth when she was kissing me, like ewwwwwww. It was asif she wanted to do it, so I just thought ' tuc old boy, just stay cool and go with the flow', then and some of you probably will not believe me, but she put her tongue in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My god!!!!!!! I threw her off me to the ground and ran to the toilets and proceeded to dry heave for a good 25 minutes, I never believed such perverts existed, but whatever, I will steer clear from her sort in the future.

OH and if people in the uk would use real toothpast and brush their teeth then sucking faced wouldn't be a nightmare.

 

[obiwan9962]

lol

another funny thread

 

[rnch]

LMAO!!! Ahem...

well, what CAN i say...........we were loaded, it was late, the room was dark............"it seemed like a good idea at the time".










talk about "morning mouth" breath! OOFUS!!

 

[WODIN]

well, what CAN i say...........we were loaded, it was late, the room was dark............"it seemed like a good idea at the time".










talk about "morning mouth" breath! OOFUS!!

I'll never drink another bloody mary. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Mr. Black]

Mine would have to be with this young christian virgin girl I proudly de-flowered a couple of years ago. After a couple of weeks of dating, she could no longer resist my boyish charm and seductive aura. After the classic "I'll put it in just for a few seconds...just to see if it fits..." I was on my way to having quite the gusher, when I noticed blood stains all over the white comforter, and I mean all over. To make matters worse we were visiting my Aunt & Uncle at the time and we kinda had to let them in on her "accident". The moral of the story? Red Wings are to be played with at home only.

 

[rnch]

I'll never drink another bloody mary. That's all I'm saying.

speaking of which...................how can you tell when your barmaid is mad at you? when you find a string hanging out of your bloody mary!!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I splashed on a girl's face a couple of times about 12 years ago... lol

 

[VitalRemains]

Nailed my friends chubby sister