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damn it i'm still not a member...Jeeze...whats a girl gotta do to get into that club?!!....
The Mile High Club....
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Big Buck
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get on a plane w/ me 
AGENT SHAGWELL
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ahhh...I was wondering where my bitches were at....hows it hanging fellas?
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HappyScrappy
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does whacking off in the terminal count?
or an old lady giving you a handjob in business class?
neither of those happened to me - but I'm curious.
or an old lady giving you a handjob in business class?
neither of those happened to me - but I'm curious.
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Big Buck
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AGENT SHAGWELL said:ahhh...I was wondering where my bitches were at....hows it hanging fellas?
long and to the right....
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Captain_insano
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I have only been on a plane twice in my life. Once i was 3 and the second time i jumped out of one.
My gf and i are going to fly from NJ to Tampa in July and i will most definitely be a part of the MHC after this trip.
My gf and i are going to fly from NJ to Tampa in July and i will most definitely be a part of the MHC after this trip.
AGENT SHAGWELL
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scrappy ass....that may make a member...but to get voting rights I think you'd have to fit you tooshie in the lavoratory with another individual.....
AGENT SHAGWELL
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I stand corrected...upon further research.....I revealed the following of this seclusive club:
"So, how do you join the mile high club?
I'm constantly being asked that question.
It's simple. You fly and have sex. Actually, you must
be at an altitude of at least 5280 feet. So, if you're
in Denver, you can't simply sit in a plane and
have sex. It's gotta be flying! As a flight
attendant, I can tell you, the club is gaining a lot
of new members! "
"So, how do you join the mile high club?
I'm constantly being asked that question.
It's simple. You fly and have sex. Actually, you must
be at an altitude of at least 5280 feet. So, if you're
in Denver, you can't simply sit in a plane and
have sex. It's gotta be flying! As a flight
attendant, I can tell you, the club is gaining a lot
of new members! "
smallmovesal
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i'm too square to do things like that 
AGENT SHAGWELL
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I don't think that should count for club acceptance....the biggest feat of the club I think would be gettign 2 people to fit in those tiny bathrooms and be able to close the door too....
Wodin beat me to it. I was going to post that reply. That business charges 300 for 45 mins flight time.
And despite what some people are bragging about, TMHC is 90% handjob members. Actual intercourse is almost impossible. Even the bathrooms are too small. The closest I have come is a blow job while sitting on an overnight flight to Paris. And that was only because the plane was about 30% empty and the seating was pretty much scattered about. Find a dark corner and pray to come quick is my advice.
And despite what some people are bragging about, TMHC is 90% handjob members. Actual intercourse is almost impossible. Even the bathrooms are too small. The closest I have come is a blow job while sitting on an overnight flight to Paris. And that was only because the plane was about 30% empty and the seating was pretty much scattered about. Find a dark corner and pray to come quick is my advice.
AGENT SHAGWELL
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eeww...that was more than need to be shared....STAY AWAY FROM THE COMPLIMENTARY BLANKETS AND PILLOWS....
supersizeme
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OH MY GOD!!! NASTY RUNNER!!!
AGENT SHAGWELL
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eewww...the real nice hotel I stayed in had a great mini bar....all sorts of liquoirs, candy, nuts, but they had little black boxes of condoms in it too.....didn't want to touch the sheets......when did hotels start including condoms in the mini bar? I never saw that...its was a really nice hotel,l suite we stayed in to....maybe its a canadian thang....or am I out of the loop?
AGENT SHAGWELL
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Wodin...you might be in a club all on on your own....your my hero....but if I catch you and your old lady getting busy at one of my football games.....well I guess thats ok, just as long as your there to congratulate me after the game...but I don't want to shake your hand....eeewww...WODIN said:
HeavyDutyGuy
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OMG- THAT'S what it means? and all this time I was trying to stretch mmy penis to that height by jumping out of planes hanging by it........jeeeez, I wasted my time.........
