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The Infamous Elite GoSSip Thread

Stryc-9

Stryc-9

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Some juicy gossip for all you nosey-nellies out there:

I hear that MommaKin has a nice bum.
I hear that Milhouse is one crazy hard working bastard.
I also hear that Wodin has a nice penis.

I can neither confirm nor deny any of these rumours.
 
Well, I can damn sure confirm that Mamma has a Nice Ass Bum.
I just wonder if it feels as good as it looks....
 
the only things i know is that Wodin is a penis....

cornholio is a computer geek, and only looks somewhat buff, because of edema caused from an iritated prostate, and lower lower large intestinal region..


Havoc is awol because he has been dealing with one of those evil demon possessed goiders...!!
 
Y_Lifter said:
Well, I can damn sure confirm that Mamma has a Nice Ass Bum.
I just wonder if it feels as good as it looks....
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This just in - I heard from a friend of a friend's second-cousin by marriage that it FEELs absolutely divine!!!
 
Wodin is up to his ass in diapers.

Velvett feels...well...the name suits her.

Momma does have a nice bum.

Happy Scrappy is a black pimp. Does that make him God??
 
i also heard that nyc boy is still the biggest guy in his gym despite the fact that his gym is holding a xmas discount for the elderly
 
toga22 said:
How come I am always the last to hear the gossip........

......I feel so left out!! :)
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I hear that Toga will offer to play peek a boobie with you, see and not give a peek...
 
Cornholio said:


I hear that Toga will offer to play peek a boobie with you, see and not give a peek...
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I will?!? :confused:

I told you I was always the last to hear!!

LOL....you are making me sound like a tease Corn!! :)
 
toga22 said:



I will?!? :confused:

I told you I was always the last to hear!!

LOL....you are making me sound like a tease Corn!! :)
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Just Gossip. YOur reaction makes me wonder if it is more than that:)
 
A NICE TO PENIS TO ALL OF YOU, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
 
I heard Cornbread has a nice package.
I can neither deny or deny this rumour.

Also, Momma's ass does feel good...I know this
 
:FRlol:


I love you guys.

Damn, I actually laughed out loud - phew, the coast is clear.




Corn....


..ah what can I say....


:D
 
I heard that ROMAGOLD is the guy in the rhyme that starts.."there once was a man from Nantucket............."
 
well in my thread happyscrappy is a big black pimp you can view my uniform. i don't yet know what shoes i will be assigned.
 
I hear that Momma, Velvett and Vix are going to make me into a triple decker CORNbeef sandwich.


Can I geta geta whoop whoop!!
 
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this just in!

my boots for my ho'in

plainboots.jpg
 
I hear that all the pics of fat chicks in the elitedating.com are really hot fitness and stripper chicks just putting up fake pics just to see if we are sincere.
 
I hear that Mommakin's ass won't quit!
I heard smalls is a virgin and too much of a nerd to get herself off.
I hear Captain likes Chinese takeout.
I hear MP5 has big arms.
I hear most of the women on elite flick the bean and think of MP5.
 
I heard Saint808 has eyes as blue as the ocean.
I also heard the Capt. loves chinese take-out...it must be true then!
I heard MP5 has a dick as big as his arm.
I heard Momma wants to get fisted by Mp5's arm.
I heard Wodin is the real Jesus.
I heard Vix is a porn queen and I have pics to prove it!
 
I hear that Kronk and Kronkette are having a foursome with Pauly and Azia from Elite Fitness.
 
I also hear that NicolePap is hot as hell and is a non stop, all going, sex machine! Oh yea, and she likes to masturbate in the shower for giggles.
 
I heard that Bikinimom has some kinda virus ...and it's spreading.... I told her to keep her legs closed...:)
 
i hear that mp-5 got it on with his bitch boss

i hear may1010 took one look at mp-5's "finger" and laughed so hard it put him in the hospital




"i cannot confirm nor deny that"

--ron zigler, president nixon's press secretay, 1972





j/k, drew
 
Stryc-9 said:
Some juicy gossip for all you nosey-nellies out there:

I hear that MommaKin has a nice bum.
I hear that Milhouse is one crazy hard working bastard.
I also hear that Wodin has a nice penis.

I can neither confirm nor deny any of these rumours.
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#1 ya, and she's mine
#2 quit smoking!
#3 would know or care
 
Captain_insano said:
I heard the KitTie With A Whip is a Homosexual man that blows horses.
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Then why in bloody blazes do you keep sending her pictures of your teenie weenie pee pee? Also, the bloody pic of you and your roommate going in at it like a couple of alley cats is what turned this red light off!

RIGHT SAID FRED!
 
KiTtEn WiTh A wHiP said:




Then why in bloody blazes do you keep sending her pictures of your teenie weenie pee pee? Also, the bloody pic of you and your roommate going in at it like a couple of alley cats is what turned this red light off!

RIGHT SAID FRED!
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YOu are a dude in sheeps clothing...go be a bottom at you fag parlor.
 
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Captain_insano said:
YOu are a dude in sheeps clothing...go be a bottom at you fag parlor.
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Don't bloody label me! I'm a people person! he he he
 
I heard that the temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees.
 
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