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GoldenDelicious
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alright borbors, an opinion, if you will
on new years eve eve (day before NYE) i went out, and would you mofos believe it for a change...i was looking good
REALLY good 
...i was looking so good (while i was doing my Electric Boogaloo moves on the dancefloor) that i managed to get the attention of one of the true hotties of the club...an egyptian looking dancer. barely 19 years old, with one of those really hot bods you get when you mix european and asian blood, then throw them in an exercise class for 7 hours a day 
p). anyway, she looks hot and middle eastern enough that Bran would declare Jihad on me the second i make a thread about picking her up
so, in a very grade 9 maneuver, this girl asked one of her very standoffish looking male friends to indtroduce us, and so i took her hand to a quiet corner of the club and had a chat...followed by another chat in her car (no sex. sex in cars is terrible. somehow a mosquito always finds its way in and zeroes in on MY ass, and, because im distracted, i cant swat the little bastard, and before you know it, my ass has more bumps than a Polski Ogorkie pickle. everyone thinks im wild in bed, what with slapping my own ass like a naked man on a mechanical bull, but no, its the fucking mozzies 
)
anyway, since im waaay too tired and waaaaaaay too drunk (im a cheap drunk. i hit the floor and try to feel my numb nose on drink number 4...when everyone else is still waiting for a buzz) i decide to give this girl the impression that im a really nice guy, dont see her as a sex object, am very flattered by her attention...then get out of the car, and leave.
then i go on vacation, and dont see her, until last weekend.
during the course of my absence, my well planted impression of being a nice guy grew...and grew...and GREW...and now cut a long story short, this girl is DESPERATE for something to happen. she was trying to work out how to make it happen through one of my mates and was coming up with all sorts of very bizarre comments like "i know golden doesnt see me sexually, but he's a 10, and i want him, even as a one night stand, to get it out of my system"
thats just crazy. how could anyone think, even for a second, that im a 10?
bitch. im a fucking 11.
anyway, my friend was a bit confused, and asked her if they were talking about the same goldenD bastard) and when she said yes, started messing with her a bit (hes like that) saying things like "well, goldens a bit full on in bed...i think he wants to do it on video tonight...what do you think?" ...and she actually thought about it. (see, aap...now this...is powah! 
)
so, that night, i didnt want to do anything with her (it was MY birthday, and we had had more than 4 drinks ) and decided to save it. so normally youd think, this is a nice place to be.
then today i get a call from a cousin, who tells me that there is a story going around that i had taken this girl home and taught her the meaning of sex...but that her crazy ex boyfriend, who is still madly in love with her, has found out...and he's big. and is a trained fighter (fuck. again.)
so, what do you do? dont touch the girl so that you can avoid a massive rumble when you see this very large, very crazy person? or do you go about your business as usual? how much drama is an egyptian looking dancer with a really good bod worth, do you think?
(my finger is on the "text her your room number tomorrow night" button as we speak )
on new years eve eve (day before NYE) i went out, and would you mofos believe it for a change...i was looking good
REALLY good ...i was looking so good (while i was doing my Electric Boogaloo moves on the dancefloor) that i managed to get the attention of one of the true hotties of the club...an egyptian looking dancer. barely 19 years old, with one of those really hot bods you get when you mix european and asian blood, then throw them in an exercise class for 7 hours a day p). anyway, she looks hot and middle eastern enough that Bran would declare Jihad on me the second i make a thread about picking her up so, in a very grade 9 maneuver, this girl asked one of her very standoffish looking male friends to indtroduce us, and so i took her hand to a quiet corner of the club and had a chat...followed by another chat in her car
(no sex. sex in cars is terrible. somehow a mosquito always finds its way in and zeroes in on MY ass, and, because im distracted, i cant swat the little bastard, and before you know it, my ass has more bumps than a Polski Ogorkie pickle. everyone thinks im wild in bed, what with slapping my own ass like a naked man on a mechanical bull, but no, its the fucking mozzies )anyway, since im waaay too tired and waaaaaaay too drunk (im a cheap drunk. i hit the floor and try to feel my numb nose on drink number 4...when everyone else is still waiting for a buzz) i decide to give this girl the impression that im a really nice guy, dont see her as a sex object, am very flattered by her attention...then get out of the car, and leave.
then i go on vacation, and dont see her, until last weekend.
during the course of my absence, my well planted impression of being a nice guy grew...and grew...and GREW...and now cut a long story short, this girl is DESPERATE for something to happen. she was trying to work out how to make it happen through one of my mates and was coming up with all sorts of very bizarre comments like "i know golden doesnt see me sexually, but he's a 10, and i want him, even as a one night stand, to get it out of my system"
thats just crazy. how could anyone think, even for a second, that im a 10?
bitch. im a fucking 11.
anyway, my friend was a bit confused, and asked her if they were talking about the same golden
D bastard) and when she said yes, started messing with her a bit (hes like that) saying things like "well, goldens a bit full on in bed...i think he wants to do it on video tonight...what do you think?" ...and she actually thought about it. (see, aap...now this...is powah! )so, that night, i didnt want to do anything with her (it was MY birthday, and we had had more than 4 drinks
) and decided to save it. so normally youd think, this is a nice place to be.then today i get a call from a cousin, who tells me that there is a story going around that i had taken this girl home and taught her the meaning of sex...but that her crazy ex boyfriend, who is still madly in love with her, has found out...and he's big. and is a trained fighter (fuck. again.)
so, what do you do? dont touch the girl so that you can avoid a massive rumble when you see this very large, very crazy person? or do you go about your business as usual? how much drama is an egyptian looking dancer with a really good bod worth, do you think?
(my finger is on the "text her your room number tomorrow night" button as we speak
)
