The ""_____" is better than sex" thread

[hanselthecaretaker]

What do you think, if anything, is better than sex?

Besides food, when nearly starving, since this probably can't be beaten on the scale of desireability.

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.................................I can't think of anything.

Your turn.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Ok, I thought of a couple- friends and money.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Uh...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

And maybe a kick ass concert too. But it'd have to be one amazing show.


The sound of a Steinway grand piano.

The sound of a Les Paul hooked up to a Marshall half stack tube amp.

I like my Fender Strat too.



There are other things I'd like to try yet that might be better, like skydiving, or heliboarding down the side of a mountain with powder 20 feet deep.

 

[KillahBee]

And maybe a kick ass concert too. But it'd have to be one amazing show.


The sound of a Steinway grand piano.

The sound of a Les Paul hooked up to a Marshall half stack tube amp.

I like my Fender Strat too.



There are other things I'd like to try yet that might be better, like skydiving, or heliboarding down the side of a mountain with powder 20 feet deep.

I've been skydiving - it's not better than really good, dirty, filthy sex

 

[CFZB]

More Sex?

 

[*MissFit*]

hmm anyone who comes up with something.. must be confused.. or hasnt had really good sex

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd say to win the lottery, but that's cuz I'd used the bread to buy sex

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I've been skydiving - it's not better than really good, dirty, filthy sex

But you weren't high, were you? High as in

Oh hell that probably wouldn't be the safest thing to do....

But heliboarding.......

 

[GrandMaster]

i dunno either... i'd put off anything for a peice of juicy, giggly, plump, round, succulent warm, throbing, untaimed exotic ass.

apparently i have a "problem". phh go figure, i dont think so.....

 

[KillahBee]

good point ulcastrator. money. lots and lots of money.

 

[roidpuple]

cheese cake.. and a double sex to go

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

good point ulcastrator. money. lots and lots of money.

OMFG..."Ulcastrator" and so relative....K!!!!

 

[muscle305]

depends on who your having sex with...hot, ugly, dirty, nice...etx
If she is hot as hell..i would say nothing

 

[The Shadow]

GREAT night of sleep

 

[GrandMaster]

depends on who your having sex with...hot, ugly, dirty, nice...etx
If she is hot as hell..i would say nothing

common, obviously good sex

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

The only time human beings are sane is the 10 minutes after intercourse.
- Eric Berne


....That's a pretty small window.......might as well this one up.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

There is nothing on this plant that I can think of that is better then sex!

 

[GrandMaster]

There is nothing on this plant that I can think of that is better then sex!

....with GrandMaster.............

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I hope y'all get the HIV...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

There is nothing on this plant that I can think of that is better then sex!

You live on a plant?

 

[hamstershaver]

sex is overrated

 

[sparky_d2]

Shrooms!!!!!

 

[GrandMaster]

Shrooms!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[jerseyart]

It would have to be something supernatural.

Honestly sometimes you see so much misery and suffering I'd give up sex for the ability to alleviate some.

Just pleasure for pleasure though nothing beats sex

 

[Lestat]

how about a good deep tissue massage with happy ending (oral)?

 

[*MissFit*]

I did some thinking and no.. i kinda like sex

 

[theoak01]

a blow job is better, I dont have to do anything j/k I do enjoy though

but for real id say eating pussy,I love it

 

[GrandMaster]

but for real id say eating pussy,I love it

i hear ya! lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

i hear ya! lol

Yeahhh.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Heroin.

/Thread.

That reminds me, I need a fix NOW. Where's my needle and spoon.......

 

[sparky_d2]

Long John Silvers... number 3, the fish & chicken combo, add a chicken, hushpuppies, cheesesticks, and a large coke......Heaven on earth brother!

 

[GrandMaster]

lets not get started on fast food.... i got another KFC coupon flyer in the mail yesterday.... Drooling

 

[sigweed]

anal