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The 17 Ways Women Fail In Bed:
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gymratess1
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Coma Toast--no problem--you give me the menu ahead of time and I'll make sure you get it.....and more.
Coma Toast
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gymratess1 said:Coma Toast--no problem--you give me the menu ahead of time and I'll make sure you get it.....and more.
I thought I already did. OH! WAIT! I forgot what YOU'RE having for breakfast. Silly me.
"Garcon- She will be having the tube steak, with a side of chin nuts, man-made protein shake, and if she's extra special, I'll see that she gets an oh-so relaxing facial, accomponied by a purdy pearl necklace."
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when your with the one your destined to be with, those problems wont happen,
Im sure when I finally meet my soul mate that she will not fail any of my expectations...you know who you are.. 
My girl knows wus up !!
Im sure when I finally meet my soul mate that she will not fail any of my expectations...you know who you are..
My girl knows wus up !!
SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants.
you're assuming you made her come.....you dont come til she has come at lease 4 times (clitorally & vaginally) baby ......and whats this about biscuits....if it looks like biscuits keep it away......
NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like, "Ride my hard cock you filthy cock-sucking slut" or "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white love potion." Laughter at any aspect of the male performance will not enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak whole sentences.
LAUGHING> sorry
POOR PRESENTATION: Presentation is all important. Don't wait to be asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You know you love it.
Hey this goes both ways hun...get down there......dont make me tellya....You know WE love it
HANGING AROUND: When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle, he does not want to touch you. You should leave the bed and leave him in peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises without thieving anything or asking for a phone number. His work is done.
kids.......
CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying: "Are you going to come soon." If you're doing a blowie, you'd have to take your mouth off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings.
not a prob......my legs allow me to ride for hours
FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever had. Most men have had so many sexual partners that it is unlikely that you are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing.
no need to ask....i know im da best
PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind that and we're blessed with the
equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.
ok.....you asked for it......now you gotta live with what women with alot of stamina can really do
BEING UNGRATEFUL: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if A) sex has lasted more than five minutes and/or B) you managed to achieve an orgasm. A man's role in sex is far more demanding than a woman's so it is always nice when one's prowess is appreciated.
da best form of cardio ive ever enjoyed !
you're assuming you made her come.....you dont come til she has come at lease 4 times (clitorally & vaginally) baby ......and whats this about biscuits....if it looks like biscuits keep it away......
NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like, "Ride my hard cock you filthy cock-sucking slut" or "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white love potion." Laughter at any aspect of the male performance will not enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak whole sentences.
LAUGHING> sorry
POOR PRESENTATION: Presentation is all important. Don't wait to be asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You know you love it.
Hey this goes both ways hun...get down there......dont make me tellya....
You know WE love itHANGING AROUND: When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle, he does not want to touch you. You should leave the bed and leave him in peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises without thieving anything or asking for a phone number. His work is done.
kids.......
CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying: "Are you going to come soon." If you're doing a blowie, you'd have to take your mouth off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings.
not a prob......my legs allow me to ride for hours
FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever had. Most men have had so many sexual partners that it is unlikely that you are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing.
no need to ask....i know im da best
PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind that and we're blessed with the
equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.
ok.....you asked for it......now you gotta live with what women with alot of stamina can really do
BEING UNGRATEFUL: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if A) sex has lasted more than five minutes and/or B) you managed to achieve an orgasm. A man's role in sex is far more demanding than a woman's so it is always nice when one's prowess is appreciated.
da best form of cardio ive ever enjoyed !
