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the-short-one said:
come on down here! we'll ride. my son started when he was 4 and he's awesome now. Rides like a pro at 6. :D
Yeah I should have stated that I was not ridding alone at 2 good for your son I started ridding alone when I was 5 horse back ridding is my favorite past time by far. Only thing I miss about living in a big city is no ease of access to horses. You live in AZ I heard that in the summer it is hot as hell so I will make me visit in the fall. ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Yeah I should have stated that I was not ridding alone at 2 good for your son I started ridding alone when I was 5 horse back ridding is my favorite past time by far. Only thing I miss about living in a big city is no ease of access to horses. You live in AZ I heard that in the summer it is hot as hell so I will make me visit in the fall. ;)

wise decision. :D Actually, it's not that hot here - I'm at 4800 feet elevation and we could go to Flagstaff to ride (only an hour away). But I won't be available until the fall, anyway. I have to go away to work.
 
yay, fun thread...

raised by a single mom with no contact from dad apart from a kidnapping when i was 4, which i remember vividly...

married in august 04, i bought a house in 03... i love my philadelphia eagles. i'm very loyal. I work with the BGC as a program coordinator and get paid to have fun.
 
Assertive Guy said:
After 10 years of weights, I only purchased Pumping Iron last week.

I finally got a copy last Christmas. I have been wanting to see that movie for years. Classic!
 
nycgirl said:
I'm going on a bar/club tour next Friday. 5 bars/clubs in 6 hours. Its been a year since I've gone out dancing. I had no clue what to wear, I asked QT for advice.



wife beater, sevens, and some pumps.


dullboy guarantees you'll get some ass.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy though that you were a dude?

what exactly do you suck in bed?

$100 for penis' less than 2 inches
$75 for penis' 2 inches to 6 inches
$50 for penis' 6 inches and up




So you should expect to pay $100.
 
dullboy said:
wife beater, sevens, and some pumps.
dullboy guarantees you'll get some ass.

Oh, I have a wife beater from The Limited. Thicker material, than a Hanes wife beater. I'll make next Fri. bench press day. lol. 7s, I assume are jeans. Gap lowrise bootcut will have to do. All I need are new pumps or sexy sandals.

I'm just happy that I can wear jeans. :)

I've come up with at least 4 excuses to get out of it, but I was told I need to get out more and have fun.

I'm not out for ass. I'm buying my own drinks. :martini:

Thanks!
 
alien amp pharm said:
$100 for penis' less than 2 inches
$75 for penis' 2 inches to 6 inches
$50 for penis' 6 inches and up




So you should expect to pay $100.


gay for pay, huh?

that's hot.
 
silverfish said:
My house was built in 1876.

That's cool bro, I love old houses, any noteable history behind it?

The house I grew up in had a door that lead to the underground railroad, it was all bricked up but still pretty damn cool.
 
Ive completely cut off communication with some of my family. My house flooded two sat's ago, 5th time under water. I'm still sick from breathing in tons of chemicals, can barely talk.

Take me to the pasture and shoot me
 
Whiskey said:
I should be missing a limb or be dead right now. Something very bad almost happened last night at work and it got to me mentally.

Whiskey

:worried:

Frisky said:
Ive completely cut off communication with some of my family. My house flooded two sat's ago, 5th time under water. I'm still sick from breathing in tons of chemicals, can barely talk.

:worried:
 
Frisky said:
Ive completely cut off communication with some of my family. My house flooded two sat's ago, 5th time under water. I'm still sick from breathing in tons of chemicals, can barely talk.

Take me to the pasture and shoot me

It's amazing your foundation remains intact after five floods. Hang in there girly, what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger.
 
pdaddy said:
That's cool bro, I love old houses, any noteable history behind it?

The house I grew up in had a door that lead to the underground railroad, it was all bricked up but still pretty damn cool.



My Grandfathers family built the house when they came here from England. 3 brothers came over to work in the mines. The steamer trunks are still here and I have a chest in the basement with the tools they used to buid the house. There was an addition added to the house in the 60's that included a new kitchen and master bedroom.
 
I know what herbs a woman can take to make sure her period comes when it's suppose to, what herbs to take to bring on a miscarriage, and what herbs to take to prevent pregnancy.
 
the-short-one said:
I know what herbs a woman can take to make sure her period comes when it's suppose to, what herbs to take to bring on a miscarriage, and what herbs to take to prevent pregnancy.


how about herbs that make you forget what a crappy week you had.... anything for that????
 
pdaddy said:
It's amazing your foundation remains intact after five floods. Hang in there girly, what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger.

Im surprised to.. i noticed some settling after the last time, there is a hairline crack in the ceiling. :(

I have two healthy babies.... thats all that I could ever ask for. :heart:

thanks darlin
 
I'm 6'3" tall.
I weigh over 245. I have abs but they suck right now.
I still look skinny.
I'm 33.
For some reason strippers like me.
I think all my friends are crazy. They say the same thing about me.
Naked chicks rule!
That is all.
 
Ok I just ate a PB and fluff sandwich. I put too much of both in it. Well it is now all stuck on my tongue ring and it is hard to get off.
 
Angel said:
Ok I just ate a PB and fluff sandwich. I put too much of both in it. Well it is now all stuck on my tongue ring and it is hard to get off.

they're called fluffernutters. :D Which coincidentally, is the name of my son's bunny.
 
I have one brother, he's a good shit.

I'm 29 years young and I drink Winny.

P.S. only on the weekends
 
I don;t need to work anymore. I love beer. I have a website. I like bingers. I like pineapples. I like grapes and even crystal light. I called friksy on the phone once. A guy was in my car one time with 4 illegal drugs. I don't have a dog. I don't have a giraffe. Ihave a nice sweatshirt. I like potatoes, mostly. I had beer yesterday. I had sex last weekend. I had cereal for breakfast. I don't like bees but I like bumble bees. I am good at math. really good.I am not so good at art stuff. I can't sing. I have a big shower.

I'll stop there.
 
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MattTheSkywalker said:
I don;t need to work anymore. I love beer. I have a website. I like bingers. I like pineapples. I like grapes and even crystal light. I called friksy on the phone once. A guy was in my car one time with 4 illegal drugs. I don't have a dog. I don't have a giraffe. Ihave a nice sweatshirt. I like potatoes, mostly. I had beer yesterday. I had sex last weekend. I had cereal for breakfast. I don't like bees but I like bumble bees. I am good at math. really good.I am not so good at art stuff. I can't sing. I have a big shower.

I'll stop there.


you never call frisky anymore :(
 
I have 2 younger brothers, 2 nephews and one cat. I hate wearing glasses and I love scuba diving although I haven't been in the water in nearly 2 years. I pass out on Jaegermeister but I don't wake up w/ a hangover.
 
OK fine, more

I've been tp 40 states. I've been to 1000 states of mind. I like airplanes, but not airports. That can be tough. I'll call frisky soon. I lived in a trailer. I lived in a castle. They were both the same color. I do like tacos. I like watching anthills. I wanted to go to the WCW Power Plant. I never ate a bug. My friend Mike ate two. I had a dog once. She had puppies. Then I had 7 dogs. I swam with dolphins. I swim with sharks. I eat like you wouldn't believe. I believe like you wouldn't eat. I had Cajun food in Acadia Parish. That's not redundant. I fear Komodo dragons. I ate Hawaiian Tigerfish once. I can't cook.

That's really a lot of personal info about me; I should stop.
 
I have minature schnauzer named Kaiser Bubba. I don't have any children of my own yet. I was a surrogant mother for some friends of my parents. He is five years old now. My family and I get to see him whenever we want to. I just got out of an eight and a half year relationship nine months ago. I never knew my real dad. My step father adopted me when I was five years old. My mom and my adopted father will be married 23 years on May 14 which is also Mother's day.
 
Sassy69 said:
I have 2 younger brothers, 2 nephews and one cat. I hate wearing glasses and I love scuba diving although I haven't been in the water in nearly 2 years. I pass out on Jaegermeister but I don't wake up w/ a hangover.


like on the drive home after throwing up in the car kind of pass out?
 
I don't really like working out and I wish I could wear pink spandex to the gym. I love French Bulldogs, but I do not have any pets.
 
i have an older brother, a neice and a nephew, a bunny, two beagles, a rottweiler, two cats. I live in pa, born in texas. college degree in crimnal justice, hate cops, hate lawyers even more, i like to screw both over whenever possible. i work with the mentally retarded and mentally ill, i fit in, they like me. i wanted to be a mermaid when i was little but decided swimming all the time would wrinkle my skin. my tongue is pierced, i have 12 tattoos, none of which are on my butt and say wow, but when i stand on my head say mom.
 
I'm adopted and currently have 2 cats - but once had 5 cats....actually collected "cat support" for a while from my ex-husband (he volunteered)
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
like on the drive home after throwing up in the car kind of pass out?

Well I was gonna leave that little tidbit out of there, but if you must bring it up -- yes exactly like that.

:qt:
 
jenscats5 said:
I'm adopted and currently have 2 cats - but once had 5 cats....actually collected "cat support" for a while from my ex-husband (he volunteered)


So you're really jenscats2 now?? :kitty:
 
the-short-one said:
:worried:
my dog was run over tonight by the neighbor. she was 16. (the dog - not the neighbor.)

Damn girl. :( That sux.

lol - not the neighbor.

I hate to see what I"d do to anyone who ran over my cat. Of course it would be my fault because he got out of the house.
 
Sassy69 said:
Damn girl. :( That sux.

lol - not the neighbor.

I hate to see what I"d do to anyone who ran over my cat. Of course it would be my fault because he got out of the house.

She's black and it was dark. The nieghbor lady was bringing me roses from her garden, and ran over my dog in the drive. The neighbor lady totally lost it and went into fits of hysteria. Probably a good thing, because I wound up feeling really sorry for her and forgot to be upset for a while. I gave her a hug and sent her home.

That dog has been with me since high school. she has short legs and a wide body, and she was a crotchety, grumpy old bitch...we had a lot in common. (sigh)

I will miss her.
 
the-short-one said:
She's black and it was dark. The nieghbor lady was bringing me roses from her garden, and ran over my dog in the drive. The neighbor lady totally lost it and went into fits of hysteria. Probably a good thing, because I wound up feeling really sorry for her and forgot to be upset for a while. I gave her a hug and sent her home.

That dog has been with me since high school. she has short legs and a wide body, and she was a crotchety, grumpy old bitch...we had a lot in common. (sigh)

I will miss her.
{{{{{the-short-one}}}}}

:worried:

Honey, that is a horribly shitty incident, and you were total a total class act, there's plenty of people who would have unloaded guilt onto the neighbor lady anyway.

:bigkiss:
 
musclemom said:
{{{{{the-short-one}}}}}

:worried:

Honey, that is a horribly shitty incident, and you were total a total class act, there's plenty of people who would have unloaded guilt onto the neighbor lady anyway.

:bigkiss:

it was an accident.

I always try to put myself in someone elses shoes first. It could have been me running over someone's dog. It still could happen, so I can't get mad at her.

She's going to need some medication. Seriously. I've never seen someone so freaked out.
 
Freddie de Lux said:
I don't really like working out and I wish I could wear pink spandex to the gym. I love French Bulldogs, but I do not have any pets.

We have at least 2 things in common, then. I also have a powerful urge to wear pink spandex to the gym (the shiny, Olivia Newton John spandex) and want an English bulldog.

I like working out, though.
 
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to the-short-one again.

Im sorry your dog got hit Short one!
 
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