I have a tattoo of a fairy getting stepped on by a bulldog that has a codfish hanging out of it's mouth, that is smoking a cigar that is lighting a torch that is blowing out of a dragon's mouth which is catching fire a hay stack that has flowers on it that are being pollinated by bees that are drinking a mug of beer that has a sticker of a chick in a bikini that is laying on a beach that has a palm tree that has a coconut that is cracked open that is spilling milk on a crying baby that is allergic to coconut, and the baby is being held by it's grandmother who is sitting in a rocking chair that is on the porch of a cabin high in the mountains overlooking a ski resort filled with people drinking hot chocolate skiing around that.....
True story.