SUPERDAVE, the plumper's here, the plumper's here. HELP!

[Freak Show]

superdave, remember the girl I posted earlier about? Well, she's here. Help me make my next move! How would you approach her??

 

[satanic goatslayer]

With a harpoon gun.

Good luck, Captain Ahab.

 

[Freak Show]

That's too good to keep!

 

[-SD-]

Calm down first of all, then work some game on her just as if she was really hot. Remember she is not used to that because she is a plumper, but you and I can appreciate her just the same.

 

[Frackal]

Sniff the air and say, "Wow, ya shure dun't stank much fors a fat chick."