'Suge' Knight Shot at Miami Beach Party

[AAP]

Least we forget about what this conversation is really about - ME - I would like to say one more time that I would flat out whip the cat shit out of Marion. You make that fat bitch stand on his own two legs with no little underlings to do his dirty work and you suddenly realize he ain't so tough after all.

 

[Yarg!]

i hate it when i get totally molested online by someone with scathing, acid wit, who turns all my best insults against me with paralysing linguistic dexterity, leaving me crippled, e-stocked, to be lashed by the LOLing denizens of the internet...fortunately, youre just an idiot burping out crudities with about the same regard and forward planning that your mother displayed when she farted out you and the rest of your drooling, pointy headed siblings.

do me a favour, deterass, and run the exhaust from your mini-generator straight into your trailer, close all the windows, kiss all 18 of your co-inhabiting family goodbye and have a lie down, and for goodness sakes, try to understand taht the fly screen wont keep the fumes inside, so please, shut the windows and doors, and before you expire, try to understand that sports events are not distributed around the globe on all media in the same timeframe...but of course, your understanding of that rather simple fact is secondary to you expiring in the first place.

now, get to it, you fat bastard. and remember to turn the generator ON before you lie down, would you

You are an artist, man. Ever consider turning into a professional song writer or rapper?

 

[Gambino]

im sorry ...but lets break this one down


suge knight = 6'3 315 lbs, former football player, been in god knows how many streetfights.

aap= mythical internet character, who knows your height, genetic marvel(dont mean shit in a streetfight) ..

you would get your ass owned buddy..lets be realistic.

AAP I still think this is the best summary of the situation. Unless you are the bar brawling type, or a trained fighter, you would get your ass handed to you by suge alone with ease...just like you claim fat doesn't make you tough, having a beach body does not equal being a fighting badass.
I love this thread

 

[H_T_]

AAP I still think this is the best summary of the situation. Unless you are the bar brawling type, or a trained fighter, you would get your ass handed to you by suge alone with ease...just like you claim fat doesn't make you tough, having a beach body does not equal being a fighting badass.
I love this thread

i know some guys that look nothing like a tough guy, but they would feed you your insides. theres a couple of fellows i know with tremendous knockout power. like fracturing your sinus cavity and eye socket punches. knocking out 5 or 6 teeth with one punch.............

 

[Spartacus]

I'd take em both,same time

 

[Yarg!]

Because I take boxing, and I know the mechanics of behind a proper punch, and since 90 percent of the male population think they can punch well (when fact, they can't), I am alittle skeptical about AAP's boxing skills. If you do have traing though, AAP, more power to you man!

 

[redguru]

goldendelicious, do me a favor and stay the fuck off my threads. I'll do the same with yours.

 

[hamstershaver]

goldendelicious, do me a favor and stay the fuck off my threads. I'll do the same with yours.

how do you really feel?

 

[redguru]

how do you really feel?

Bitchy, just got power back, am on dialup, AC is struggling to get the humidity out of the house, and my thread has turned geigh to the nth power as n approches infinity.

But other than that, not too bad. Ask Klu for some Midol for me?

 

[Dunk]

goldendelicious, do me a favor and stay the fuck off my threads. I'll do the same with yours.

that was awesome.