strangest thing you ever inserted in a woman

[hamstershaver]

one time an old gf of mine was babysitting and we were messing around and she was all spread open and i saw one of the kids leggos and started putting it in and out of the kitty she liked it for awhile but when she found out what it was she got pissed and started crying. Calmed her down and bent her over and hit the kitty. Never did clean the leggo off for the kid

 

[SoKlueles]

you arent serious????

 

[hamstershaver]

im always serious, there are lots of kinky women out there that like to get ahold of the gerbil waxer

 

[SoKlueles]

I used a cuke for my ex once......he seemed to like it

 

[TheOak84]

popsicle.. mmm..

 

[hamstershaver]

I used a cuke for my ex once......he seemed to like it

extra large

 

[plowboy]

end of a flashlight.

 

[SoKlueles]

extra large is the best and it gets all warm after being in the fridge brrrrrrrrrrr

 

[hamstershaver]

end of a flashlight.

VERYYYYYYY NICE

 

[RottenWillow]

Calmed her down and bent her over and hit the kitty.

You remind me of the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" stetch from Monty Python where the guy acts like a real player but then admits at the end that he's a virgin.

 

[Deterass]

I used a blowpop sucker once.........slid it in and out and rubbed it on her clit then lick it off and repeat.

 

[SoKlueles]

i love deteras

 

[hamstershaver]

Re: Re: strangest thing you ever inserted in a woman

You remind me of the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" stetch from Monty Python where the guy acts like a real player but then admits at the end that he's a virgin.

dont be a hamster hater, if i got ahold of your kitty youd follow me around like a lost puppy

 

[SoKlueles]

oh brother....thats what all psychos say

 

[hamstershaver]

one time this girl put peanut butter on my cock then sucked it off then i gave her some anal, the little hamster looked like a recees cup afterwards

 

[SoKlueles]

Once i put whipped cream on an exs ....but it got all hot.....i think the food thing on body parts is nasty. it got all melted and stuff

 

[Dial_tone]

An egg beater

 

[hamstershaver]

An egg beater

my hero

 

[RottenWillow]

An egg beater

The Aunt Jemima treatment.

 

[corythosaurus]

Tootsie pop, and later she started doing this on her own and leaving them for me all gooey and sticky and mmmmmmmmmm, and once a frozen 3-muskateers.

 

[Gymgurl]

^^^I want this man to move to Michigan

 

[hamstershaver]

I used a cuke for my ex once......he seemed to like it

did you even wait till you got out of the grocery store to use it???

 

[Dial_tone]

I guess the ole squeeze test is out of favor now.

 

[corythosaurus]

^^^I want this man to move to Michigan

*note to self*

Add this to the When you masterbate, what do you think about thread.

 

[Alpine]

I once used the end (handle) of an electric beard trimmer (obviously NOT the one with the blades). When I turned it on and touched her lips she said it kinda felt like a vibrator.

 

[MR.DUMBELL]

i used a handle of a hair brush on my ex grilfriend. this is funny my other ex who was a virgina she told me she loved to use a tooth brush i was like wow thats small. But she was so tight

 

[SoKlueles]

i actually did wait till i got out of the store......he loved it btw

 

[JBRO]

i stuffed a snickers bar up my girlfriends turd hole one time. then we turned on the video camera and she squatted over me and crapped it in my mouth. it looked really cool on video. let me know if you want to see it. ill send it to you.

























































j/k

 

[hamstershaver]

dont tease me like that

 

[JBRO]

seriously though... she did put an egg in her hoonanny and squat down and laid it for me..then bocked like a chicken. then another time she took some pics for me in the doggy style po. she had a pair of vice grips in her ass and puss, one handle in each, and another one with some screwdrivers. and all the normal stuff.. beer bottles, popsicles, whip cream(nasty).

 

[hamstershaver]

seriously though... she did put an egg in her hoonanny and squat down and laid it for me..then bocked like a chicken. then another time she took some pics for me in the doggy style po. she had a pair of vice grips in her ass and puss, one handle in each, and another one with some screwdrivers. and all the normal stuff.. beer bottles, popsicles, whip cream(nasty).

bwaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa, i need a woman like that

 

[SoKlueles]

omg.......that is kinky......karma for ur gf

 

[hamstershaver]

omg.......that is kinky......karma for ur gf

would you do that?

 

[SoKlueles]

depends on who I was with.......if i was with my last bf.....yes...ex hubby...no

 

[JBRO]

i havent even scratched the surface. i could tell you boys and girls ALL kind of stories.

 

[hamstershaver]

depends on who I was with.......if i was with my last bf.....yes...ex hubby...no

damn we need to hook up

 

[SoKlueles]

do tell JBRO we are all up for more stories

 

[HAYEZ]

in my old girlfriend shoved a remote and my cell phone up her..and that was back in the day when the big flip phones were out ...

 

[BileStew]

Never did clean the leggo off for the kid

LMAO!!!

 

[Athos]

in my old girlfriend shoved a remote and my cell phone up her..and that was back in the day when the big flip phones were out ...

A pussy that can flip channels between two football games and place bets on them with your bookie at the same time?

Now that's talent!

 

[HAYEZ]

lol