straight sex questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Puc]

okay help me out there are some things i just don't get

where do you put your thingy?
doesn't the icky stuff get on it?
what is that stuff that comes out of my pee pee?
what is the chili dog?

 

[Paulos]

what is the chili dog?

 

[HansNZ]

Oh Puc, straight sex just sounds so boring *yawn*. Starting a thread like this is about as interesting as a thread about stamp collecting.

People here are only interested in homosexuality. The straight guys are enthralled with chicks licking eachother, and the curiousity about what goes on during man-on-man sex is unrivalled.

 

[HansNZ]

I attempted straight sex once. It was horrible. All I could do was poke her vagina thingee and say "eeeewwww - it's all wet. You want me to stick my tongue WHERE?!!" The whole time I was fantasizing about paulos. It was the only way to get a stiffy.

 

[TieRex]

I attempted straight sex once. It was horrible. All I could do was poke her vagina thingee and say "eeeewwww - it's all wet. You want me to stick my tongue WHERE?!!" The whole time I was fantasizing about paulos. It was the only way to get a stiffy.

HAHAHA








"Hey Johnny, you're funny - that's why I'm gonna KILL you last"
-Arnold (Commando)

 

[Paulos]

I attempted straight sex once. It was horrible. All I could do was poke her vagina thingee and say "eeeewwww - it's all wet. You want me to stick my tongue WHERE?!!" The whole time I was fantasizing about paulos. It was the only way to get a stiffy.

I know what you mean man. If my 17ish% bodyfat doesn't turn people on than what the hell will?

 

[HansNZ]

Oh Puc, straight sex just sounds so boring *yawn*. Starting a thread like this is about as interesting as a thread about stamp collecting.

People here are only interested in homosexuality. The straight guys are enthralled with chicks licking eachother, and the curiousity about what goes on during man-on-man sex is unrivalled.

I rest my case.

Gay sex questions thread = 116 posts.

Straight sex questions thread = 5 posts.

 

[AAP]

Believe it or not, I banged many, many chics in college. Being captain of the swim team (surprise!) made me one of the most sought after.

One thing I hated was chics with long hair, that hair would get EVERYWHERE. What is so erotic about someone laying back and their hair making a Picasso attempt on the pillow behind them?

And the fucking conversation before hand.... damn, I have never encounter a gay guy that asked would you respect him in the morning.

 

[HumorMe]

This thread turned awful gay, quick!

 

[HansNZ]

This thread turned awful gay, quick!

Tell me straight boys - if a guy likes softness, pretty bows and girly aromas in his decor it is just not considered masculine. But when he's turned on by softness, pretty bows and girly smells in women he is all man. What gives?

Surely full on mansex is much more macho that bedding some delicate female flower, right? You know, two rough and rugged guys going for it - how more manly can you get?