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Steroids!!!!

Shelton

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Hey you muscley bastards!

I wanna know about steroids, are they worth taking? what risks come with them? do they mess up your mind, your body, both or none??

what is it that steroids ACTUALLY do? are they easy to get?

come on, i need to know couse if it sounds ok and all is safe then i'm gonna neck sum and become one of those muscley bastards that birds wanna fuck non stop.

cheers :fro:
 
bro how old are you ? You're definitely not made for the sauce. Do a search, train hard, have a good diet and come back in 2 years.......
 
Shelton said:


i'm 20 man. I'm lazy as fuck though, i want a big body over night LOL :D

That right there shows that you have no business doing roids. You think roids are the "easy way out?" It takes time, intelligence, and dedication among many other things to have a successfull cycle without doing any harm to yourself. Get some Cell-Tech instead dude.
 
Bro don't listen to these assholes. Get yourself some MagicBolen it's exactly what your looking for.
 
I know I'm not a long time member here But I have been working out a long time and on a/s for about 7 years know. But seeing things like this make me think WHAT A TOOL. Try busting your ass in the gym first. A/s isn't for everybody and there surely not for you.
 
i don't know if you are ready to take a shot in your rectum bro, you sound like a pussy to me. try putting a straight pin directly in your rectum and come back and tell us if you can take the pain, then we'll go from there.
 
Come on guys, give him what he needs !!
Ok bro, here is what you should take and it works wonders for first time users. The compound you are looking for is called " Clambuterol ". Do a search on here for it and all your questions will be answered. It is although a bit pricey and is difficult to obtain at times, but it is well worth it.
Hope I was of help,
 
nautica, yes my babysitter left the room, shame really because she was sitting on my face....

.....when will ya mum be back? can ya ask her.


DRRman, the only pussy around here is the one attached to ya dads dildo. poof.


.......thanks to everyone else who has been answering my question.
 
Sorry, we should be helping.

The mechanic was right "Clambuteral" is the bomb. But I would throw in about a gram of "Dica nadrabolan" a day and about 4 adrvar 50's every hour.

Good Luck,
Nautica
 
A needle in your RECTUM?!! I'm not ready for that either. I use the glutes.

DRRman said:
i don't know if you are ready to take a shot in your rectum bro, you sound like a pussy to me. try putting a straight pin directly in your rectum and come back and tell us if you can take the pain, then we'll go from there.
:fro:
 
Don't be put off by the haters on this board mate...some of us actually care.

Seriously, though, the advice about a needle into your rectum should be taken. No, really. The androgen receptors in your anus are surprisingly sensitive--especially to compounds such as Arseadrine and Rumplix-30.

As well, always make an effort to consume protien anally. For this you may need a turkey baster. Simply mix your shake as you normally would, and draw up the liquid into the baster and plunge it into your arse mate. Sure, its a bit difficult to get used to at first, but the results cannot be questioned.

My .02

--Moe
 
genarr3 said:

ok lets paraphrase in human words here, lol... He wants to become one of those rather large muscular men that women ("birds") would like to have sex with on a frequent basis.

I think that's what he is trying to say....

YUM
 
wooo man, i aint taking no needle up my arse or in my dick!

infact, the crazyness of you kunts has put me off LOL!

might stick around for a laugh ;) or any arguements :argue: though couse its a crack here

catch u later
 
Shelton said:
wooo man, i aint taking no needle up my arse or in my dick!

infact, the crazyness of you kunts has put me off LOL!

might stick around for a laugh ;) or any arguements :argue: though couse its a crack here

catch u later
You are friggin killing me!
 
Shelton said:
wooo man, i aint taking no needle up my arse or in my dick!

infact, the crazyness of you kunts has put me off LOL!

might stick around for a laugh ;) or any arguements :argue: though couse its a crack here

catch u later
It's the roids.
 
Stay away from the magic bolen dude.
If you wanna run with the big boys get some "s"
You definately won't regret it.

s
 
So....tell me about them, all i know is steroids are steroids

what different ones are there? what are the effects of them, what are the strongest/weakest etc?

i know jack shit, all i know is i wanna be big and muscley, the girls love it and it'll probably make you feel more confident, which seems excellent.

also where can i get some? (i know its illegal)

cheers

Shelton :moon:
 
Moe said:
The androgen receptors in your anus are surprisingly sensitive--especially to compounds such as Arseadrine and Rumplix-30.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Jesus, man. You're killing me here. :D
 
Okay;;;;;;;;


For all you doubters and cynics this simply proves the existent of God and the answer to prayer.

I have faithfully been praying that AMAF would return, and now my prayers have been answered, Thank you Jesus, we all love amaf,
:p :p :p :p :p
 
Well, someone has to help this guy just in case he is sincere. I'm a competitive bodybuilder and I've been using steroids for 23 years now, I'm 4'6" 387lbs 62%bf. But, the most important thing is I have a 14" cock. This is because I use the penile-injection method with my juice with a 16 gauge needle. Make sure you get the 16 gauge, or 18 at the smallest, otherwise the steroids won't work. Then go buy yourself a hammer. After you stab your schlong with the needles, hit yourself in the head with the hammer as hard as you can. If you still feel any pain, repeat.


:finger: retard
 
Before you go shooting the steroids, you have got to get your diet in order.

The quickest thing for muscle gains is to snort soy protein.

I am getting addicted to this stuff, and to be honest the soy powder is easiest, but when I need it I need it!

You should have seen the look on the guys' faces today in the Chinese restaurant when I snorted chunks of tofu up my nose, then the rest of the bowl of hot & sour soup... walked around all day with strands of pork hanging out my nose but it's worth it, birds want to shag me nonstop...
 
in my opinion you need about 1500 mg a week, inject with a 16 gauge needle as close to the sciatic nerve as possible. that should do the trick.:doublefi:
 
This guy has ultimate humour!!! injecting into the balls is best as thats where all tesotsterone comes from its tough i know but you have to make these sacrifices
 
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