Somthin to show your friends your huge.

[GTwalkon]

YOU: Hey do you have a bunch of bandaids?!? (in a frantic voice)

HIM: No, for why?!

YOU: Cause I'm all cut up!!! <pose now>

That one is awesome I think I'm gonna try that one...Atleast after I get a little more cut up...HEHE.. ....GT

 

[mvmaxx]

Back when I first met my wife I was as shredded as I've ever been. We were lying in bed when I asked her "you wanna see where the horse kicked me" <as I flexed my tricep>. She goes "NOOO WAYY!! <shocked and feeling my tri>. Then I go "yeah, look he kicked my other arm too. .....that's when she slapped me.

 

[jstrong20]

Go up to your buddy and say, "Bro, you got a thread hanging from your sleeve." Then reach out to his sleeve as if you were going to pull the string off for him, and then say, "Oh wait. That's your arm."

Now thats funny shit broken.

I don't use anything as creative but when I'm cut I'm always like hey check out my new belt and pull up my shirt far enough to see my abs. The sadd thing is girls take me serious when I say that shit.lol They do usualy say "damn nice six pack but the dumb one also comment on the belt to which I think is funny".

 

[dumbell150]

When a broad says' You look like you got bigger"

You reply " You must have seen me naked"

 

[dick tater]

This thread always cracks me up. I used the "gun show" line today--pretty funny.

 

[REDMACHINE]

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Theeeese Nuts.