someone explain to me why anal eaze is cherry flavored

[Soulthief]

Such a great thread I had to give everyone in it karma.

 

[PICK3]

Such a great thread I had to give everyone in it karma.

give me ALL of your k bish!

 

[Soulthief]

give me ALL of your k bish!

Don't be greedy bish!

 

[nangiggles]

Such a great thread I had to give everyone in it karma.

Where is my milli?

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[WoodyO]

Smurf offered me one but I was so shocked I dropped the ball.

Take her up on it, but have a pot roast 12 hours earlier.

 

[canadianhitman]

Lotsa guys talk big but don't deliver

I've never hesitated when its fresh out of the shower (or a pool or hot tub)

 

[SpyWizard]

Great thread.

Shocked that any guy has never tongue-punched his girl's fartbox. WTF?

they do that in Canada?? oh wait french based..

 

[wootoom]

they do that in Canada?? oh wait french based..

Lolololoo

 

[canadianhitman]

they do that in Canada?? oh wait french based..

We are all about licking a hot girl's ass here in Canada. And to perpetuate a stereotype, yes...I have flavoured a girl's balloon knot with a dab of maple syrup before commencing (true story)

 

[miplank]

Dabuff has clearly never fingered a woman's g-spot while she's doggy style, have her turn back to you gasping for air and moan "OMG stick your tongue in my ass right now while I cum!"

this has never happened to you either.

 

[miplank]

Lotsa guys talk big but don't deliver

lol, cindy and I were having a similar conversation the other day.

 

[WoodyO]

this has never happened to you either.

It might have something to do with that pic of his wife passed out on the bathroom floor

 

[miplank]

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[miplank]

It might have something to do with that pic of his wife passed out on the bathroom floor

if he were able to satisfy her like he posted she would've let him weigh her head that night.


fact.

 

[WoodyO]

if he were able to satisfy her like he posted she would've let him weigh her head that night.


fact.

You know that fucker came 3000 miles across the country to Carlsbad, CA, went to Pizza port (one of my drinking spots) and never once contacted me when he was here.

What a fucking scumbag.

 

[miplank]

don't feel bad..Chris and Smurfy have repeatedly driven through my town and never stopped.

 

[miplank]

Billfred didn't invite me over when I was in his town either...


what a dick!

 

[WoodyO]

Billfred said I could crash on his sofa anytime I wanted. He's been pretty tight lipped about where this sofa is located every since though.

 

[miplank]

yeah exactly bro...

 

[miplank]

I've got the address to his house in Santa Fe...lets go shit on his doorstep

 

[WoodyO]

If I ever do get inside his house, I'm gonna leave an upper-decker in his bowl.

 

[miplank]

I wish I lived closer so I could sneak over every night and piss in his pool.

 

[WoodyO]

I wish I lived closer so I could sneak over every night and piss in his pool.

That reminds me of what my kid did the other night. I put him in the tub for a bath. He has this green tumbler he plays with in there, and it was sitting on the edge of the tub. I grabbed it to rinse of his head, and he dove out of the way and screamed "no, it's pee!".

 

[bigbassturd]

Green tumblr?

 

[WoodyO]

Green tumblr?

A green plastic cup he plays with in the tub. Five year olds are easy to entertain.

 

[bigbassturd]

I also use a tumblr in the bathroom

 

[WoodyO]

Nipplicious!

 

[caligirl85]

We are all about licking a hot girl's ass here in Canada. And to perpetuate a stereotype, yes...I have flavoured a girl's balloon knot with a dab of maple syrup before commencing (true story)

That's a good idea!!

 

[caligirl85]

lol, cindy and I were having a similar conversation the other day.

Great minds think alike

 

[Dial_tone]

Okay, oral on a clit/vag I get, but not a butthole. They take a dump out of that. No thanks.

If you like teh bum sex okay, then use a toy. My tongue ain't going on a two-hole.

Maybe you should try dating some chicks that know how to wash dat azz. My girl's booty so clean you can eat off it....and I do....after I get done admiring my reflection in her shiny round ass.

 

[nangiggles]

don't feel bad..Chris and Smurfy have repeatedly driven through my town and never stopped.

If I go to woodland would you meat up with me?

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[cindylou]

Me too. Fe?

Lol!!!

 

[Captain FT]

Now if someone could explain to me wtf Fe is I could share in the humor

 

[miplank]

Now if someone could explain to me wtf Fe is I could share in the humor

no problem bro..


I know you're a lil slow so i'll go have abby draw you a picture to explain it.



BRB!

 

[Captain FT]

Thx Mitch!

 

[Captain FT]

I don't need a fucking masterpiece bro, whys this taking so long?

 

[miplank]

i forgot..lol!


brb

 

[Captain FT]

Lol

 

[PICK3]

dick flavored?

 

[hardrock]

Didn't read this long ass thread, butt..


Cause A2M.

Hardrock

 

[H_T_]

I have asshole flavored cherries.

 

[InvertedThroatFuck]

Is it to cover the taste of chronic adultery?

 

[PICK3]

Is it to cover the taste of chronic adultery?

acute adultery too

 

[H_T_]

Is it to cover the taste of chronic adultery?

Lol, wtf is that?

 

[bigmann245]

Do you prefer grape???

 

[nangiggles]

Bigmann!

 

[bigmann245]

Bigmann!

Hey you, how's it going? It's been a while. I try coming back more often but life is hectic right now. I'm going to try and make it back this time.

 

[nangiggles]

Life is good right now, most of the time lol

 

[InvertedThroatFuck]

Nobody cares

 

[wootoom]

No shit

 

[InvertedThroatFuck]

Can't be all that great since you are here all day and night

 

[nangiggles]

I like it here, you know, despite your presence