FUCK
Perhaps the most interesting and colorful word in the English
language today is the word "FUCK". It is the one most magical word
which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, love.
FUCK is derived from the german word "Fricker", which means
"whoopee". In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb- both transitive (John fucked
Marsha) and intransitive (Marsha was fucked by John). It can be an
active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive verb (Marsha
really dosen't give a fuck). Use it as an adverb (Marsha is fucking
interested in John) or a noun (Marsha is a fine fuck), or an
adjective (Marsha is fucking beautiful). How many words are as
versatile as FUCK?
Besides its sexual connotations, this word can be used to
describe many situations:
* Fraud-- I got fucked by my insurance agent.
* Dismay-- Oh, fuck.
* Trouble-- I guess I'm fucked now.
* Aggression-- Fuck you!
* Passion-- Let's fuck.
* Confusion-- What the fuck?
* Difficulty-- I can't understand this fucking business.
* Despair-- Fucked again!
* Philosophy-- Who gives a fuck?
* Incompetence-- He's a fuck-off.
* Displeasure-- What the fuck's going on?
* Rebellion-- Aw, fuck it.
It can be used anatomically-- He's really a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time-- It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business-- How did I get this fucking job?
It can be a prediction-- Oh, well, I'll be fucked.
It can be maternal-- He's a mother fucker.
It can be incestuous-- I'll be a mother fucker.
It can be nautical-- Fuck the admiral.
It can be political-- Fuck Trudeau.
It can enhance another word's meaning-- Fan-fucking-tastic.
It can open the door to wonderful relationships-- Let's fuck.
How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"??? Use it in
your daily speech; it adds to your prestige. Tell someone today
"FUCK YOU".