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You think your hardcore.....will do anything to get big?..wake up early?..train after 12 pm?..... do crazy weights?.......push it to the limit?....eat when you feel like puking? Thats nothing!

I have a test i developed for you people. ( I was forced to implement it myself due to a lack of funds for protein) I am eating only real foods.

You know your hardcore..when after getting home from the gym...you open up 2 cans of tuna in watter....put them in a blender....ad 75g of orange juice or pineaple juice....swirl the little suckers around......close your eyes and enjoy! :supercool

Also you know your a crazy bastard when ....you run out of orange juice...and add Aunt Maples pancake syrup to the tuna and blend it....then chug it down....

Am i the only crazy one like this here?
 
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PolfaJelfa said:
You know your hardcore..when after getting home from the gym...you open up 2 cans of tuna in watter....put them in a blender....ad 75g of orange juice or pineaple juice....swirl the little suckers around......close your eyes and enjoy! :supercool
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I'll try this one and let you know what I think.

Not because I have to do it, but why not?




DIV
 
Its realy not that bad...when you dont have another choice...after the first week ive gotten used to it.

Let me know what you think of it.
 
PolfaJelfa said:
You think your hardcore.....will do anything to get big?..wake up early?..train after 12 pm?..... do crazy weights?.......push it to the limit?....eat when you feel like puking? Thats nothing!

I have a test i developed for you people. ( I was forced to implement it myself due to a lack of funds for protein) I am eating only real foods.

You know your hardcore..when after getting home from the gym...you open up 2 cans of tuna in watter....put them in a blender....ad 75g of orange juice or pineaple juice....swirl the little suckers around......close your eyes and enjoy! :supercool

Also you know your a crazy bastard when ....you run out of orange juice...and add Aunt Maples pancake syrup to the tuna and blend it....then chug it down....

Am i the only crazy one like this here?
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OK, your certified... :chomp:
 
Bro...unfortunatelly it tastes like...Tuna ...mixed with orange juice.....lmfao...you can immagine....

You can always try it....

The maple syrup....thats actually not that bad.
 
man....so it tastes like I figured it would. Well, I always say you can't polish a turd. LOL I will try it.....maybe.......I think.......yeah no. :D
 
Polfajelfa you got issue's bro that makes my stomach turn just thinking about it...I'll stick to my dutch chocolate isopure with dextrose glutamine and two cups of oatmeal post workout.....I will admit your hardcore though bro..hey whatever it takes to get big!
 
Well on my last bulk all I ate was oatmeal with milk and natty pb. Every day all day. 6 times a day. For months. Yummy would kill for a bowl right now. Oh and I gained 39 pounds by the way.
 
Sounds to me like you're too lazy to shop. :)
 
tuna shakes are perfect for cutting, make them with a red pepper, 1/2 a tomato, water and some flax seed & olive oil... doesnt taste so bad actually, like cold fish soup.
 
Dial_tone said:
Sounds to me like you're too lazy to shop. :)
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Shoping sucks too....only place i shop is ALDI....Everything is so clos e together...dominics jewel...meyers....takes a womans knowledge...

Aldi= Run in Grab a big box.....stuf 12 packs of eggs in.....48 tunas( 1 box) 2 milks, 2 oatmeals, 2 prunes, yogurts ( for post workout).....and check out :)

All well under 40$
 
how about this one..

you have zero food in the fridge and are tired of protein drinks.
so you open 2 cans of tuna but hate tuna so you down the tuna with water!!!!
 
or how about when a radical chic phones you to see what you're up to one hour before your routine..

and you tell her you're gonna go train.
then she feels like you care more about iron than her and she doesnt talk to you again thinkin you're a selfish crazy bb'er.
 
You're crazy bro...I respect that in a man! I'll stick to eating my tuna with tobasco and washing it down with milk.
 
or how about when you go on a date in the middle of cutting cycle, and bring along a pure protein drink.

then in the middle of the date, you pop that shit open and tell the bitch "shut the fuck up while i fuel this system with some high quality whey"
 
PRoXoNEtAPiMpbitch said:
i USED to drink tuna shakes with half myoplex ... tasted good but only when you do not have any time to cook
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I love mixin three raw eggs with one scoop of whey and a big spoon full of penut butter, and milk, and ice to keep it cold...mix it up and chug it down...makes for a good substace...dont have to cook between meals and taystes great! :p
 
Dude you should see some of the food combos I throw down. People at work think I'm crazy, and that what I eat is sick. I've made up my mind to eat for food content, and not for taste. If I can get the right carb/protein/calorie ratio off of mixing some tuna, oatmeal and peanut butter together, then fuck it, that's what I'll do. I've had some wacky ones bro.
 
I dont think thats safe....raw eggs..due to the salmonella..

I used to do that when i started to lift......i took 10 egg whites and 2 yolks and chuged them down like rocky..lmfao ..before i hit the gym.......i guess i got it from Rocky the movie..dont kno wwhat i was thinking. If it were safe..i would much prefer drinking 12 yolks then frying them everydamn day.. Eggs make me want to puke already.
 
Stach you got me rollin bro. I am afraid to ask girls out per-contest. What the hell am I gonna do with em. This fine ass chick called me last night and tried gettin me to come out with her to the bars. I dont know what would weird her out more the fact that I was in a bar not drinking, Sneaking out early to get in before my 12:00 bedtime, or bringing a per made bowl of chicken and broccoli with me.
 
I always get silly with what i eat due to lack of funds for protein.. So what do i do every night after work(during the week) live off bumble bee in water (large can)- 1/4 container of jiffy on 12 grain - followed by a zone bar(any flavor) before bed.... Eating right cost alot of cash. i actually was calculating this last night in a few weeks i'm starting my pink tai schedule and it's gonna cost me roughly $20-$30 a day with food and gear. Now that not might sound like much but calculate that with rent - car pay and insurance and you have one broke MOFO.....
 
Borg4902 said:
Stach you got me rollin bro. I am afraid to ask girls out per-contest. What the hell am I gonna do with em. This fine ass chick called me last night and tried gettin me to come out with her to the bars. I dont know what would weird her out more the fact that I was in a bar not drinking, Sneaking out early to get in before my 12:00 bedtime, or bringing a per made bowl of chicken and broccoli with me.
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yeah man i had a similiar situation.
my buddy opened a new bar/restaurant and invited me to the grand opening.
so i show up and surely this hottee thats been eyeballing me for a while was there.

so we chatted a bit..
i had a 10oz lean steak and some mashed potatoes and a glass of merlot

it was around 1a.m and about time to hit the sack.
but she insisted that we continued the night togther and alone.

very tempting indeed but i was already after 2 workouts that day and was planning a grueling back workout the following day.

it didnt take more than a thought and a half to tell her "maybe some other night babe... i'm outta here".

lookin back at it, do i regret it?

hell fuckin no!!
 
PolfaJelfa said:
A real woman understands...that the workout comes first.
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I'll be screwing your real woman while you're at the gym. lol
 
satchboogie said:
yeah man i had a similiar situation.
my buddy opened a new bar/restaurant and invited me to the grand opening.
so i show up and surely this hottee thats been eyeballing me for a while was there.

so we chatted a bit..
i had a 10oz lean steak and some mashed potatoes and a glass of merlot

it was around 1a.m and about time to hit the sack.
but she insisted that we continued the night togther and alone.

very tempting indeed but i was already after 2 workouts that day and was planning a grueling back workout the following day.

it didnt take more than a thought and a half to tell her "maybe some other night babe... i'm outta here".

lookin back at it, do i regret it?

hell fuckin no!!
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:heart:
I can appreciate a guy who takes care of himself.
But I can also see another girl feeling put down a guy wouldn't take one night off to get to know her either.
Different priorities.
If she's worht it, explain her how important this is to you, and see if she's willing to work around your busy schedule... even better work WITH you. I figured that one out pretty fast, and I actually enjoy it myself.
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I think its good to tell a chick you gotta go train rather than hang out it because its no secret women want what they can't have. the worst is when guys cling on girls and want to spend every waking moment with the bitch....you know she's banging the other dudes that don't act like she's the queen...
 
zZzStarGazer said:
:heart:
I can appreciate a guy who takes care of himself.
But I can also see another girl feeling put down a guy wouldn't take one night off to get to know her either.
Different priorities.
If she's worht it, explain her how important this is to you, and see if she's willing to work around your busy schedule... even better work WITH you. I figured that one out pretty fast, and I actually enjoy it myself.
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I would of done the same thing and please worth it!!! thats a girl from a bar I dont have much respect from a women in a bar that you can screw the same night!
 
satchboogie said:
or how about when a radical chic phones you to see what you're up to one hour before your routine..

and you tell her you're gonna go train.
then she feels like you care more about iron than her and she doesnt talk to you again thinkin you're a selfish crazy bb'er.
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Been there done that, it's a good way to weed out the weak :supercool . The best part is that they love your body, but they don't understand what you have to give up to get it. It's a tad hypocritical.
 
hahah!!! hardcore?

how about taking an adrol, making a tuna and crystal light shake, puking all over the floor minutes after drinking it, and picking the adrol out of the puke so it doesn't go to waste.
 
Why punish yourself. Eat some cottage cheese mixed with strawberry preserves. It doesn't have to be ill to be good if you want to gain weight.
Me if I ate to gain weight, I'd be a huge fat slob. I'll never understand people that can't eat enough to put on weight.
 
why didnt you just eat the tuna from the can and then wash it down with the OJ ?
might taste better just a thought
 
shadowhunta said:
hahah!!! hardcore?

how about taking an adrol, making a tuna and crystal light shake, puking all over the floor minutes after drinking it, and picking the adrol out of the puke so it doesn't go to waste.
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oh crap now I have heard it all!!! LMAO
 
ive downed tuna with water before its not too bad
 
bruce410 said:
what about if u work out in a gym with no ac in 103 degree weather.
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I got the same bloody problem... I feel like there's no AC in the the gym and a bunch of sweaty men with their testosterone tweaking like it's in season. argh!
 
zZzStarGazer said:
I got the same bloody problem... I feel like there's no AC in the the gym and a bunch of sweaty men with their testosterone tweaking like it's in season. argh!
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for sure. desert summer blues. can't wait to get back to the mid west. it was 106 today and i refused to go to the gym, it was like 85 in there. not safe
 
zZzStarGazer said:
:heart:
I can appreciate a guy who takes care of himself.
But I can also see another girl feeling put down a guy wouldn't take one night off to get to know her either.
Different priorities.
If she's worht it, explain her how important this is to you, and see if she's willing to work around your busy schedule... even better work WITH you. I figured that one out pretty fast, and I actually enjoy it myself.
:heart:
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My type of woman....
I like the type of woman that encourages you to reach your goals...who knows you want to spend time with her but you need to get your stuff done first...who tells you "go to the gym so you can come back bigger and pumped up for me" Now thats a turn on...if a woman tells you " hurry back from the gym all pumped up for me"....Now if a woman has your 12 egg whites ready in the morning she is serious material. The way to tell is ( and im serious about this although it happened to me with only 1 girl though :( thats how few good woman there are!) If a woman....looks at her watch and says.."honey its been 3 hours....do you want me to make your shake for you."...."your 55g behind on your protein today". Or when you are going somewhere important " honey do you want to stop...your last meal was scheduled an hour ago i know were in a hurry but you shouldnt miss your meal..you work hard for it" ....when i heard this it brough a tear to my eye...that gentlemen is MARIAGE MATERIAL!
 
hahah..good read, polfi.

I agree. And what chick would do that kinda thing? I mean...serving you meals and reminding you when to eat? That sounds pretty great to me at least.
 
Borg4902 said:
Stach you got me rollin bro. I am afraid to ask girls out per-contest. What the hell am I gonna do with em. This fine ass chick called me last night and tried gettin me to come out with her to the bars. I dont know what would weird her out more the fact that I was in a bar not drinking, Sneaking out early to get in before my 12:00 bedtime, or bringing a per made bowl of chicken and broccoli with me.
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That is so true! People don't fucking get it. Even my roommates who are around me all the time don't understand why I don't want to go out, it's more trouble than it's worth. You sure as hell can't get in a relationship at that point, unless they are also competitive.
 
PolfaJelfa said:
My type of woman....
I like the type of woman that encourages you to reach your goals...who knows you want to spend time with her but you need to get your stuff done first...who tells you "go to the gym so you can come back bigger and pumped up for me" Now thats a turn on...if a woman tells you " hurry back from the gym all pumped up for me"....Now if a woman has your 12 egg whites ready in the morning she is serious material. The way to tell is ( and im serious about this although it happened to me with only 1 girl though :( thats how few good woman there are!) If a woman....looks at her watch and says.."honey its been 3 hours....do you want me to make your shake for you."...."your 55g behind on your protein today". Or when you are going somewhere important " honey do you want to stop...your last meal was scheduled an hour ago i know were in a hurry but you shouldnt miss your meal..you work hard for it" ....when i heard this it brough a tear to my eye...that gentlemen is MARIAGE MATERIAL!
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I got goosebumpos, I want one of those :heart:
 
silverbackn said:
That is so true! People don't fucking get it. Even my roommates who are around me all the time don't understand why I don't want to go out, it's more trouble than it's worth. You sure as hell can't get in a relationship at that point, unless they are also competitive.
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These are probably the same people that feel like losers if they don't have anyone to go out with on a Friday or Saturday night. Don't you feel bad for people that can't simply feel good about themselves?
 
zZzStarGazer said:
These are probably the same people that feel like losers if they don't have anyone to go out with on a Friday or Saturday night. Don't you feel bad for people that can't simply feel good about themselves?
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It is kind of sad, I guess people need the constant distraction and/or attention. I'm content sitting on my futon watching some Golden Girls on DVD. That's how I roll!
 
Holy shit you didnt just say golden girls....Wow! Takes balls to admit that one. I would have went the safe rought and said Rocky or something. LMAO
 
PolfaJelfa said:
My type of woman....
I like the type of woman that encourages you to reach your goals...who knows you want to spend time with her but you need to get your stuff done first...who tells you "go to the gym so you can come back bigger and pumped up for me" Now thats a turn on...if a woman tells you " hurry back from the gym all pumped up for me"....Now if a woman has your 12 egg whites ready in the morning she is serious material. The way to tell is ( and im serious about this although it happened to me with only 1 girl though :( thats how few good woman there are!) If a woman....looks at her watch and says.."honey its been 3 hours....do you want me to make your shake for you."...."your 55g behind on your protein today". Or when you are going somewhere important " honey do you want to stop...your last meal was scheduled an hour ago i know were in a hurry but you shouldnt miss your meal..you work hard for it" ....when i heard this it brough a tear to my eye...that gentlemen is MARIAGE MATERIAL!
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I wept openly when I read that. Then my woman got me a tissue and a shake. :P
 
silverbackn said:
It is kind of sad, I guess people need the constant distraction and/or attention. I'm content sitting on my futon watching some Golden Girls on DVD. That's how I roll!
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I hope thats a porno and not that sitcom about a bunch of old women living together and getting into all kinds of crazy old woman "hijinx". LOL No silverback say it aint so!!!!!
 
PolfaJelfa said:
You think your hardcore.....will do anything to get big?..wake up early?..train after 12 pm?..... do crazy weights?.......push it to the limit?....eat when you feel like puking? Thats nothing!

I have a test i developed for you people. ( I was forced to implement it myself due to a lack of funds for protein) I am eating only real foods.

You know your hardcore..when after getting home from the gym...you open up 2 cans of tuna in watter....put them in a blender....ad 75g of orange juice or pineaple juice....swirl the little suckers around......close your eyes and enjoy! :supercool

Also you know your a crazy bastard when ....you run out of orange juice...and add Aunt Maples pancake syrup to the tuna and blend it....then chug it down....

Am i the only crazy one like this here?
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OK, so I got home from the gym a little bit ago and decided I was going to try and one up you with this shake thing. SO I just started mixing. After 6 or 7 items I looked over at the blender, and the liquid was gray. I then decided I should not eat anything that is gray in color.....you win polfajefa......FOR NOW.
 
silverbackn said:
Wayne, I hate to break your heart, but it's true!
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NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bawling:

I bet you watch full house too huh? LOL I used to watch saved by the bell but it was ONLY because of tiffini amber thiessen. She is my ideal. Curves in all the right places. YUMMY.
 
PolfaJelfa said:
Bro...unfortunatelly it tastes like...Tuna ...mixed with orange juice.....lmfao...you can immagine....

You can always try it....

The maple syrup....thats actually not that bad.
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never tried the oj.....and maple syrup? wtf!....crazy mofo!

i do like mixing tuna in cottage cheese.
 
PolfaJelfa said:
You think your hardcore.....will do anything to get big?..wake up early?..train after 12 pm?..... do crazy weights?.......push it to the limit?....eat when you feel like puking? Thats nothing!

I have a test i developed for you people. ( I was forced to implement it myself due to a lack of funds for protein) I am eating only real foods.

You know your hardcore..when after getting home from the gym...you open up 2 cans of tuna in watter....put them in a blender....ad 75g of orange juice or pineaple juice....swirl the little suckers around......close your eyes and enjoy! :supercool

Also you know your a crazy bastard when ....you run out of orange juice...and add Aunt Maples pancake syrup to the tuna and blend it....then chug it down....

Am i the only crazy one like this here?
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YUMMY...SOUNDS TASTY!!!!....
 
no it's ok......if I am being honest, I used to watch Full House....that kimmy gibler got to me for some reason. There I said it....don't be too hard on me.
 
That's funny shit! To be honest, I never really liked Full House. You love Kimmy, I'm about to fall out of my chair laughing! Doesn't it feel better to get it off your chest though, the air is now clear! You have my respect for admitting you like Bob Saget.
 
silverbackn said:
That's funny shit! To be honest, I never really liked Full House. You love Kimmy, I'm about to fall out of my chair laughing! Doesn't it feel better to get it off your chest though, the air is now clear! You have my respect for admitting you like Bob Saget.
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HEY HEY HEY!!!! I never said I liked bob saget, just kimmy gibler! When I see that show now, I get all red because somebody out there knows I liked her. *shiver* . And yes, it is almost theraputic to get it ff my chest, thanks silver. All you need it a "virtual sofa". LOL
 
For some reason I knew the Bob Saget comment would get to you. That dude is so fucking cheesy! Everytime I see that show on TV I'm gonna see Kimmy and think of ole' Wayne. I'm sure it felt good to get that guilt off your chest. I'm here for you.
 
silverbackn said:
For some reason I knew the Bob Saget comment would get to you. That dude is so fucking cheesy! Everytime I see that show on TV I'm gonna see Kimmy and think of ole' Wayne. I'm sure it felt good to get that guilt off your chest. I'm here for you.
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Ol' wayne? I laughed at that one. Yeah he is kinda cheesy. You know, he did some standup a few years back that was actually pretty raunchy stuff, I was kinda suprised and felt dirty afterwards. I went home and took a long hot shower but I never could wash the "saget" off.
 
Precontest....2 cans of tuna washed down with a can of diet coke. It actually tastes good together. Then again, when dieting, EVERYTHING tastes good.
 
It is kind of disturbing when someone with a squeaky clean image does shit like that, you don't quite look at them the same. I might end up liking him better, I hate that guy. It is tough to wash the Saget off, he is a force.
 
LOL....I eat tuna right out of the can 80% of the time....or add low fat mayo and serve over lettuce.

What's crazy is buying 50-100 pound bags of protien and having it last 30 days....and it's not the flavored stuff either. I add a scoop to everything, milk, water, pancakes, anything you can think of, sometimes it doesn't mix with food but you gotta try. My training partner eats the stuff dry.....that's crazy.
 
sorerotators said:
never tried the oj.....and maple syrup? wtf!....crazy mofo!

i do like mixing tuna in cottage cheese.
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I just came from gym....pumped up today im back to 130s for triceps behind head....15 repers. :)

I had me a good 75g = 3/4 cup of maple syrup + i cheated today no tuna just an isopure :)
 
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