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So.... Yeah... I IM'd her last night and today... begged her to come back to me......

jh1

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So there she was on IM....

I couldn't hold back anymore... so I IM'd her and said I was sorry for drinking that day at the game... I mean come on... That was WRONG.....

Who am I to drink a few beers in front of her? Pfffft... gawd I am stupid.

On top of it... I appologized for bugging her about hanging out with other dudes...

I just basically poured my heart out to her...

I even appologized for the rude away messages I put up about basketball and rebounds...

She replied and went off on me... I just kept appologizing for everything...




Do you think she will take me back?
 
if it wasn't for your post count, i'd assume this was someone pretending to be you.
thats pretty sad... i hope you're joking.
 
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total and complete 0wnage.
 
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Re: So.... Yeah... I IM'd her last night and today... begged her to come back to me..

I havent been following this saga, but I think you need to take time off from this relationship for a while (at least a month) and check your head.

You need to decide WHY you want to apologize, before you offer one. IF you realize this urge to make up is out of fear of being alone, and you're feeling desperate, then DO NOT apologize. If, however, after an extended period of time without any contact with her you decide fear and/or desparation arent influencing your urge to make up, then sure call her up and make amends.
 
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Block her IM & numbers ASAP! Trust me I have been dumped plenty of times, and I know your instict is to appologize and beg her to come back. (bc she destroyed your self cofidence), But, this will never work. You need to hang w/your freinds and get some strange. (This will put the bounce back in your step) Then, slowly start dating. (not dating seriously)
 
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Re: So.... Yeah... I IM'd her last night and today... begged her to come back to me..

"Sopping Wet Vagina has no room for any more damn karma!"

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLL :D :D

omg i almost fell out of my bed :D :D
 
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LOL, You asshole!

I give you props, you went all out on this one. I even had to think to myself if I actually did all this stuff.
 
Re: So.... Yeah... I IM'd her last night and today... begged her to come back to me..

RottenWillow said:
I havent been following this saga, but I think you need to take time off from this relationship for a while (at least a month) and check your head.

You need to decide WHY you want to apologize, before you offer one. IF you realize this urge to make up is out of fear of being alone, and you're feeling desperate, then DO NOT apologize. If, however, after an extended period of time without any contact with her you decide fear and/or desparation arent influencing your urge to make up, then sure call her up and make amends.
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IT'S NOT ME POSTING!!!!! :worried:

haha, this is funny.
 
Re: So.... Yeah... I IM'd her last night and today... begged her to come back to me..

I wasted 60 seconds of typing on Ejacuface.
 
If ever there was a man that needed a bitch slapping.

This is it.
 
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:lmao:

this thread is very entertaining
 
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Is her name Peg?

Cause you have that Classic Steely Dan tune Peg you could use to further degrade yourself.
 
WODIN said:
Is her name Peg?

Cause you have that Classic Steely Dan tune Peg you could use to further degrade yourself.
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Put on your glasses old man
 
TC2 said:
best thread ever
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I agree - and I am totally serious - this should be a permanent sticky....


I was about to go down to alien's place and put him out of his misery....
 
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man this sucks guys....

I don't think anyone should be able to talk shit about Alien Ant Pharm unless they can say they've been in love and had their heart broken.
 
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Lestat said:
man this sucks guys....

I don't think anyone should be able to talk shit about Alien Ant Pharm unless they can say they've been in love and had their heart broken.
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I don't know that one could truly appreciate the good parts of relationships/chicks without going through this....
 
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Lestat said:
man this sucks guys....

I don't think anyone should be able to talk shit about Alien Ant Pharm unless they can say they've been in love and had their heart broken.
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shaddup, woman! :artist:
 
It's alright, I kinda deserve it.

I blew thru plenty of stop signs and did a lot of things I knew better than to do with this girl. When things start off perfect and remain that way at first it's easy to do. It wasn't all a big game to me like it was her.
 
Lmfao
 
Lestat said:
man this sucks guys....

I don't think anyone should be able to talk shit about Alien Ant Pharm unless they can say they've been in love and had their heart broken.
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I have, but my balls didnt implode into themselves creating said "sopping wet vagina".

















But atleast I hit it. :evil:
 
Becoming said:
I don't know that one could truly appreciate the good parts of relationships/chicks without going through this....
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that's true.. I had a female friend tell me that I needed something like this to happen to me.. because it will make my next serious relationship even BETTER... I dunno if I buy into that completely though.
 
Lestat said:
that's true.. I had a female friend tell me that I needed something like this to happen to me.. because it will make my next serious relationship even BETTER... I dunno if I buy into that completely though.
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Broham....

That is so true it is not even funny.

I truely beleive you absolutely *CANNOT* have a fully mature/mutually respectfull relationship unless you have both been through the lowest of lows when it comes to relationships.

Not to say that a relationship without that experience cannot succeed - because they can and do sometimes. But unless you have been to the low - you can't appreciate something good - and you also can realize what is at stake - so you might take things to fast or not seriously.

It makes you respect someone who does treat you right for doing so.... Makes you less willing to treat someone else's heart with disregard as well... cause you know how it will make them feel.

Maing... I know it's tough... but you got to move on. She wasn't for you, she treated you badly.... nothing there to let yourself get all caught up on...

Yeah the ass-lickers were fun... but I can see you were over that as well. Find a good girl.... you may find one on the internet dating services, but I doubt it...

Go through friends... and don't let some slut grab your attention, find someone quality... ass-licking hookers aren't going to cut it for you anymore...


Don't be a Sopping Wet Vagina.... This board is filled with them...
 
Re: So.... Yeah... I IM'd her last night and today... begged her to come back to me..

If you have to beg a girl for anything, then you've already lost her. Sorry man. It will take a loooooooooooooonnnnnnggg time for her gain any respect for you now, if she ever does again at all.
 
Sopping Wet Vagina said:
Broham....

That is so true it is not even funny.

I truely beleive you absolutely *CANNOT* have a fully mature/mutually respectfull relationship unless you have both been through the lowest of lows when it comes to relationships.

Not to say that a relationship without that experience cannot succeed - because they can and do sometimes. But unless you have been to the low - you can't appreciate something good - and you also can realize what is at stake - so you might take things to fast or not seriously.

It makes you respect someone who does treat you right for doing so.... Makes you less willing to treat someone else's heart with disregard as well... cause you know how it will make them feel.

Maing... I know it's tough... but you got to move on. She wasn't for you, she treated you badly.... nothing there to let yourself get all caught up on...

Yeah the ass-lickers were fun... but I can see you were over that as well. Find a good girl.... you may find one on the internet dating services, but I doubt it...

Go through friends... and don't let some slut grab your attention, find someone quality... ass-licking hookers aren't going to cut it for you anymore...


Don't be a Sopping Wet Vagina.... This board is filled with them...
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That just made me ovulate. I think I'll grab a tub of Rocky Road, put my sweats on, rent Mona Lias Smile, and call my friends and cry about how beautiful relationships should be. :chomp:
 
Took me three pages to stop laughing long enough to type. BEST PWNAGE EVER. Ejaculateonhimself even fooled me for a second and I was ready to rip Amp Phart a new blowhole until I realized.











:shakes head: sopping wet vagina
 
jnevin said:
That just made me ovulate. I think I'll grab a tub of Rocky Road, put my sweats on, rent Mona Lias Smile, and call my friends and cry about how beautiful relationships should be. :chomp:
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:LMFAO: @ made me ovulate...
 
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Sopping Wet Vagina said:
:confused:

What does that mean?

LOL...
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lol at your lol
 
Quit bumping this! I'm sure I'll do something stupid like this within the next couple weeks, so you all can wait until then to ridicule.
 
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alien amp pharm said:
Quit bumping this! I'm sure I'll do something stupid like this within the next couple weeks, so you all can wait until then to ridicule.
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i always get you and test boy confused
 
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Gambino said:
lol at your lol
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LMAO @ YOU, BITCH


What the fuck does 'Poor Man's James Bond' mean?
 
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Sopping Wet Vagina said:
LMAO @ YOU, BITCH


What the fuck does 'Poor Man's James Bond' mean?
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If you can't figure that out I'm going to switch usernames and keep bouncing checks

it's a compliment
 
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Sopping Wet Vagina said:
LMAO @ YOU, BITCH


What the fuck does 'Poor Man's James Bond' mean?
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lmao @ your lmao'ing
 
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