SO ya remember the vending machine pwning contest at my work?

[KillahBee]

My halloween costume.

 

[jh1]

Buy a color printer, dipshit.

 

[KillahBee]

Buy a color printer, dipshit.

it's funnier in non-color. work don't buy me a color printer and I ain't buyin one myself. so fuck you and you're vaginacunt

 

[KillahBee]

also, i have super mature handwriting skilllzz

 

[ceo]

also, i have super mature handwriting skilllzz

is this office here in SD or what?

 

[jh1]

I don't know who's more of a lady killer.

Andy or You.


Fucking both complete eye candy for the ladiezzzzz.

 

[jack sparrow]

also, i have super mature handwriting skilllzz

I was about to ask what 3rd grader you hired to the man the Sharpie.

 

[KillahBee]

is this office here in SD or what?

HQ is in CT. San Diego office (me) is in San Diego

 

[KillahBee]

I was about to ask what 3rd grader you hired to the man the Sharpie.

It's quite pathetic. Thank God it has absolutely zero bearing on real life, so FUCK YOU SR. ELLEN WHO SAID MY HANDWRITING WAS RETARDED!!

 

[-SD-]

also, i have super mature handwriting skilllzz

probably on par with your sectchoowal skillz.

 

[KillahBee]

oh, this idea wasn't mine. some friggin cool as sexy broad gave me the idea. she tried to touch my cak but I'm better than that. nigga needs dinner

 

[nefertiti]

I have a party to go to wednesday and I decided to make an icy type costume (blue with "frost" accents everywhere) and go as hillary clinton. Around here, people will understand.

(I went to a fund raiser dinner with her a month ago. The woman is colder than a witches tit, and i hear she's actually LESS smug than she used to be)

 

[nimbus]

I have a party to go to wednesday and I decided to make an icy type costume (blue with "frost" accents everywhere) and go as hillary clinton. Around here, people will understand.

(I went to a fund raiser dinner with her a month ago. The woman is colder than a witches tit, and i hear she's actually LESS smug than she used to be)

nobody is gonna get that lol. are you going to make it slutty at least

 

[KillahBee]

I have a party to go to wednesday and I decided to make an icy type costume (blue with "frost" accents everywhere) and go as hillary clinton. Around here, people will understand.

(I went to a fund raiser dinner with her a month ago. The woman is colder than a witches tit, and i hear she's actually LESS smug than she used to be)

God I detest political "humor".

I'm sure they'll love it there tho.

 

[nefertiti]

nobody is gonna get that lol. are you going to make it slutty at least

it's a work sponsored party and most of us were at the fund raiser...so all I need to do is say hllary clinton, and they will get it. trust me. her bedside manner has been a hot topic around here lately.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

It's quite pathetic. Thank God it has absolutely zero bearing on real life, so FUCK YOU SR. ELLEN WHO SAID MY HANDWRITING WAS RETARDED!!

he should have told you your halloween custome making ability was retarded too.. yikes.. a 2nd grader could put something better together..

 

[jh1]

^^^

LOL this guy is burning them up lately.

 

[KillahBee]

he should have told you your halloween custome making ability was retarded too.. yikes.. a 2nd grader could put something better together..

wtf, Sr. Ellen was a she you goddamn commie fuck satanist

 

[nefertiti]

God I detest political "humor".

I'm sure they'll love it there tho.

it's area appropriate, baby.

and work strategic.

 

[nimbus]

it's a work sponsored party and most of us were at the fund raiser...so all I need to do is say hllary clinton, and they will get it. trust me. her bedside manner has been a hot topic around here lately.

i never really saw like the high-power, politically charged side of d.c.

 

[nefertiti]

i never really saw like the high-power, politically charged side of d.c.

Meh, they are a boring bunch, but my boss's will love it.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

wtf, Sr. Ellen was a she you goddamn commie fuck satanist

lol geez.. sorry to confuse the Sr. with Sir..

if it makes you feel any better if you showed up at my door wearing that shitty custome I'd still give you some candy cause I'm a nice person.

 

[KillahBee]

lol geez.. sorry to confuse the Sr. with Sir..

if it makes you feel any better if you showed up at my door wearing that shitty custome I'd still give you some candy cause I'm a nice person.

That actually makes me feel a lot better brah

 

[Smurfy]

also, i have super mature handwriting skilllzz

I was just going to say your handwriting is atrocious.

 

[KillahBee]

lots of witty original thinkers in this thread/forum/internetsweb

 

[Lestat]

that vending machine deal is more of an inside joke though right?

 

[Scotsman]

Hey KB is this the same kid that you dressed the golden tee machine to look like?

Also you should carry and randomly through some of those vending machine items at people.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

that vending machine deal is more of an inside joke though right?

Pretty much yeah, but I shared that joke with my dear friends here at EF Land

Scots - different kid. We spread the prank wealth

 

[Smurfy]

lots of witty original thinkers in this thread/forum/internetsweb

Hey dont get mad about the handwriting comments.