so recent...supplements seem to be

[shirlene29]

taking effect on me...

I'm driving back from the gym and see this tall , sexy as fuck buff landscaping dude spreading mulch

and I wanted to lick him like a lollipop
and thought of Traz's recent employment....


also...my posts are getting a little sex laden



discuss

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Useless without pics

 

[shirlene29]

I should have gotten a pic huh

tan, dark hair, about 225 lbs-ish (muscular but not huge..nice lats/v thing goin on) long legged, bout 6'1-6'3"


I was goin like 60mph....i should have pulled into the parking lot and gotten a pic....

dammit!
now I'm mad

 

[smurf2]

Are you taking test?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I should have gotten a pic huh

tan, dark hair, about 225 lbs-ish (muscular but not huge..nice lats/v thing goin on) long legged, bout 6'1-6'3"


I was goin like 60mph....i should have pulled into the parking lot and gotten a pic....

dammit!
now I'm mad

Yes you should have where were you going in such a rush. I find that with camras on the cell phone one can be rather stealth about there picture taking.

 

[shirlene29]

I'm feeling bold enough where I would have just snapped a pic....

 

[shirlene29]

Are you taking test?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no

 

[bigpokey]

how big is ur meat knob getting?

 

[shirlene29]

its not...though I guess I'd be stopping rather quickly if it was

at the moment...I'm considering upping the dose

 

[EarthRider]

nice that a girl

 

[uamaverick]

Shirl I can send you pics to jack off to

 

[zwhit]

how big is ur meat knob getting?

Lmfao

 

[shirlene29]

over the weekly guilt fest by monday afternoon huh?? nice turn around time

 

[shirlene29]

Shirl I can send you pics to jack off to

uhhh...can I share them with all the other women on elite?

 

[nangiggles]

uhhh...can I share them with all the other women on elite?

yes, yes you may; and now because of you I want a shirtless traz picture too so go take some nudes to exchange with him

TYIA

 

[shirlene29]

hmmm...I thought...wait...hmmmm

 

[zwhit]

let's see some progress pics

 

[shirlene29]

will do...in like 8 weeks

 

[bigpokey]

what fukn supps are u takin wtf

 

[shirlene29]

good stuff

 

[zwhit]

8 weeks? I'll lose interest by then

 

[shirlene29]

oh well...then don't look when they're posted then

 

[zwhit]

damn lost interest already

 

[smurf2]

anavar?

 

[uamaverick]

uhhh...can I share them with all the other women on elite?

I don't care what you do with them, Cindy already has one.

 

[-SD-]

I guess its safe to assume the supplements are legit

 

[theoak01]

horny chicks fucking kick ass,maybe I should give my wife those supps

 

[Dial_tone]

yes, yes you may; and now because of you I want a shirtless traz picture too so go take some nudes to exchange with him

TYIA

Go Nan....go Nan...go Nan!

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

 

[shirlene29]

I guess its safe to assume the supplements are legit

I would say so
crushed utterly and divided up interestingly...but legit..lol

 

[shirlene29]

I don't care what you do with them, Cindy already has one.

lololol

 

[uamaverick]

Is your clit 5 inches long yet?

 

[shirlene29]

no..but the husband is gettin tore up asap

 

[uamaverick]

Are you going to violently sit on his cock and break it?

 

[shirlene29]

I might...I was thinking shower sects tho

 

[nangiggles]

I might...I was thinking shower sects tho

I'm jelly....

 

[shirlene29]

did I mention the shower is 5 ft x 4 ft?

no multiple shower heads yet tho...dammit

 

[nangiggles]

did I mention the shower is 5 ft x 4 ft?

no multiple shower heads yet tho...dammit

ohh poor me I'm getting nailed in a shower the size of guest bathrooms

 

[shirlene29]

indeed...with a dude thats at the moment fairly buff and all 6-8 pack abish

 

[nangiggles]

indeed...with a dude thats at the moment fairly buff and all 6-8 pack abish

Fuck I'm pacing....

 

[shirlene29]

yey!

 

[mistaballoonhands]

 

[shirlene29]

no actually...this is where I play with the new chewies Dave sent me

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol

 

[mistaballoonhands]

dont worry, the post will get deleted and swept under the rug before anyone notices.

 

[shirlene29]

or you could edit it and not be a douche

 

[mistaballoonhands]

what would I get out of that?

 

[shirlene29]

just not being a douche to me...which I guess is too much to ask of you

 

[shirlene29]

leave the rest?

 

[mistaballoonhands]

leave the rest?

i didnt do the editing at first

but I put the smiley.

 

[shirlene29]

hmm

 

[nangiggles]

WTF happened here?

 

[shirlene29]

nothing to see here....move along

 

[mistaballoonhands]

WTF happened here?

lmao, you snooze you lose!

 

[-SD-]

lol

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol yeah specially given what my k msg says ur takin

 

[wootoom]

I did the editing. That shit is not to be posted

 

[nangiggles]

damn, I always miss all the fun

 

[mistaballoonhands]

trade secrets!

 

[shirlene29]

you effectively cock blocked Greg by killing my mood btw

buzz kill

 

[mistaballoonhands]

you effectively cock blocked Greg by killing my mood btw

buzz kill

well fuck

Can't you have a glass of wine or something and get some blood flowing to your nethers?

 

[shirlene29]

I have about 5 different kinds of supps with niacin in them

maybe I'll take all five and have a glass of wine...dammit

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I have about 5 different kinds of supps with niacin in them

maybe I'll take all five and have a glass of wine...dammit

lol, then take pics of your face! No nsaids!

 

[wootoom]

Good bros in here

 

[uamaverick]

Shower sex is the best, because you don't have to use a condom.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol, oh really?

 

[mrplunkey]

lol, oh really?

he's talking about dudes, broheim.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol, oh...

 

[mistaballoonhands]

holy fuck i get it now, thats fucking sick

 

[mistaballoonhands]

that poast deserves k!

 

[mrplunkey]

that poast deserves k!

lolololololol!

 

[mistaballoonhands]

you should see what i gave him, it's not pretty

 

[-SD-]

you should see what i gave him, it's not pretty

hiv?

 

[mistaballoonhands]

hiv?

worse

 

[mrplunkey]

I really should know better than to ask, but what did I miss? I don't see anything.

 

[bigpokey]

you don't have to use a condom in the shower because....?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

you don't have to use a condom in the shower because....?

Apparently shower washes away STD's as well as pregnancy

 

[DonGargles]

I think he meant poop from buttseks

 

[wootoom]

I think he meant poop from buttseks

Fuck off or you will be banned alter

 

[DonGargles]

Shit or get off the pot!

 

[shirlene29]

that bald dude in the force factor ad....

I'm gonna need someone to bring him to me later this evening

kthxbi

 

[blueta2]

When I was doing some herbal stuff a while back, it made me so horny, I couldn't seen straight! Good stuff!

I would post a half naked pic of my man for you cause he sounds like your mulch hunk, but I would be afraid you would explode from Mastaabation

 

[shirlene29]

well..my husband is a pretty ripped dude at the moment...but uhh...Im horny when I see him, smell him...touch him
then he opens his mouth and I wanna smash his grille (underlying issues and current enhancements at work)

he came home today and wisely didn't say much to me other than be pleasant and worked at not pissing me off...then went to the gym
so...Im gnna stare at pics of him in the meantime and hope he doesn't open his mouth when he comes back

 

[blueta2]

Share the pics, don't be greedy

 

[shirlene29]

as it turns out...I can't find a good pic on my phone...
so...you'll have to settle for a pic of him being goofy instead

 

[shirlene29]

oh and before I catch shit about the stupid coral necklace in that pic..hes a sentimental goob and one of my kids gave it to him

 

[blueta2]

as it turns out...I can't find a good pic on my phone...
so...you'll have to settle for a pic of him being goofy instead

He's delish! Now abs and biceps ;-)

 

[nangiggles]

take a pic of him in the gym just a thought

 

[nangiggles]

oh and buy one of these balls shirlene, turn it into a missing ball joke xD

 

[ceo]

Atomic tabs make me horny.

True story. Lol

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/chew-888653.html#post12632533

just sayin

 

[shirlene29]

haha

 

[theoak01]

geez your still horny? didnt you flick the bean to my cock pic yet?

 

[shirlene29]

hahaha...omg oak

 

[theoak01]

blame it on my internet induced tourettes

 

[superqt4u2nv]

well..my husband is a pretty ripped dude at the moment...but uhh...Im horny when I see him, smell him...touch him
then he opens his mouth and I wanna smash his grille (underlying issues and current enhancements at work)

he came home today and wisely didn't say much to me other than be pleasant and worked at not pissing me off...then went to the gym
so...Im gnna stare at pics of him in the meantime and hope he doesn't open his mouth when he comes back

LMAO OMG you kill me

Did he shut up long enough so you would fuck him?

 

[shirlene29]

ya...then he fell asleep...woke up and started a fight with me

that sort of sucked...im headin out by my lonesome tonight

 

[digimon7068]

ya...then he fell asleep...woke up and started a fight with me

that sort of sucked...im headin out by my lonesome tonight

where too??

 

[shirlene29]

not sure yet...just called my bestie and hes not up to go hang tonight

may call gay friend back up..not sure yet

 

[theoak01]

ya...then he fell asleep...woke up and started a fight with me

that sort of sucked...im headin out by my lonesome tonight

is he socially ruhtarded? why would he fuck shit up,if kill for some attention

 

[EnderJE]

is he socially ruhtarded? why would he fuck shit up,if kill for some attention

Jesus Oak...you have to run to some third world country and hit that shit.

 

[shirlene29]

Wtf are you talking about ender